You are confused, old boy. It is you his is on the doorstep of a hundred years old. I am barely a third of the way.
And yes, I got caught lying a bit, attempting to protect myself. And I was man enough to admit that, something you have never done in the dozens of times you have been caught. And you haven't "left" yet....so why should I? I just will no longer share anything about myself, so I will not find myself in the position again of needing to decide what to do to try to protect myself.