Mr coochy, coochy, Rolex, you WILL NEVER be king of the trolls on this forum, as much as you try. Rob Singer and his legacy of trolling for several decades will always retain that title, even as he now slips past even mediocracy as a troll. Even after his quickly approaching death, he will retain that title.

The best you can do Doggy, and probably more fitting for you is Queen of the trolls.