This one is a VERY LONG CHAPTER.
Here are a LOT of "behind the scenes," commentary!
Buckle up, once again , it's an EXTREMELY LONG Chapter!
Part one of the "Behind the scenes," commentary.
Axl in the first Fictional Axl Rose story claimed he wasn't Axl Rose, and implied he was just an Axl Rose lookalike. In the early days of his time travel, he only revealed his REAL identity to a Banker who asked to see his real identity after determining that Axl's Michael Randall Johnson fake ID was well, fake.
The Banker was pleasantly surprised that Axl Rose was sitting in front of him. He asked Axl for an Autograph. And Axl gave it to him and begged him not to tell anyone and to open an Account for him under the table. The Banker, being a Guns N'Roses Fan, obliged.
My Fictional Axl Rose lied to FANS who of course recognized right off the bat that he looks scarily similar to Axl Rose! He was like,"No, I just look scarily similar to Axl Rose, but I'm not Axl Rose! The Fans were like,"You are a dead ringer for Axl Rose! Tsk tsk, thinking he could FOOL FANS.They suggested he join an Axl Rose lookalike Contest and he laughed and politely thanked them for their suggestions! They were like,"Are you SURE you're not Axl Rose?" He responded,"No," and his Fans giggled. He realized he kind of admitted he WAS Axl Rose and then quickly said,"I meant no, I'm not Axl Rose." His Fans continued to imply that he was Axl Rose. His Fans also noticed how relieved he was that all of Guns N'Roses Members were still alive.
My thought process was that Axl couldn't reveal he was really Axl Rose who had time traveled from 1987 to 2022. So he had to lie about not being Axl Rose.
My Fictional Axl and the real Axl Rose is a quick thinker and when asked how he didn't know what Covid was, responded that he was in a coma for the last three years and just woke up today! (According to Axl's lie, he has been in a coma since 2019 before Covid ever existed! ) He was told what it was and used his bandana as a mask!
Axl claimed he was Michael Randall Johnson because that's the name that showed up on his fake ID.
I personally think that in my Fictional Axl Rose stories, people are WAY too understanding and accepting of Axl time traveling from 1987 to 2022 and Young Axl and Older Axl coexisting and even talking to each other! That just wouldn't happen in real life.In real life, people would just assume that Young Axl is Older Axl's lookalike Son! Who got the same tattoos as his Dad to look even MORE like him!
My Fictional Axl Rose Court Cases are based on the green suit Court Case. In the green suit Court Case, Axl comes off as intimidating and I incorporated that into my Fictional Axl Rose Court Cases. A lot of my Fictional Axl Rose persona is based on the NBA Finals Interview in 2001, shy, blushing. On another Website that I have the first Fictional Axl Rose story, a Poster asked something like,"Your Fictional Axl Rose story is cool, but why does your Fictional Axl Rose blush so much?" I responded that a lot of my Fictional Axl Rose is based on the NBA Finals Interview of Axl Rose.
Some of my Fictional Axl Rose persona is based on the infamous Riverport Concert Riot where Axl dives off stage and hits a guy in the head! He punched Brian Washington in the face for taking pictures of him, stalking, harassing,and following him! That was based on what real Axl did at the infamous Riverport Concert Riot!
My Fictional Axl Rose's deep loyalty is based on the real Axl Rose 's deep loyalty!
Axl kept to himself for the most part before the Guns N'Roses Show.
Guns N'Roses Show, Older Axl temporarily lost his voice after he sang,"True," in a high pitched, loud voice and only Axl could fill in for him . The first Fictional Axl Rose story is closed, but I wish I had had Axl show Older Axl his Appetite For Destruction Album Cross Tattoo, and all of his other Tattoos and say something like,,"I'm Younger you. Look familiar?"
And Older Axl could be like,"Oh, my God, you're Younger me!" And maybe have Older Axl say,"You could have easily just gotten the same exact Tattoos I have. Have any other proof you are Younger me?" Axl could pull out his 1987 ID, the one that says,"W. Axl Rose, Birthdate, February 6,1987, expiration date, 1989, with his 1987 Address and his ID Number and his red haired picture. Older Axl could be like,"Oh my God, you REALLY are Young me!" Axl and Older Axl could chat for a long time.
On another Website, I wondered what would happen if Young Axl who was 25 in 1987 time traveled to 2022 and Older Axl saw him and was like,"Oh. My. God," knowing he was looking at Young Axl. Young Axl could be like,"Hi, Dad, it's me, your 25 year old illegitimate Son, Axl Rose, Jr!" Older Axl could be like,"My, God, my Son looks JUST like me when I was young! Who is your Mother?" Young Axl could respond,"My Mother is Cynthia Barnes." Older Axl could be like, "I remember Cynthia Barnes. She and I were in a relationship in 1996!" Older Axl and Young Axl could sing duets together that make Fans happy!"
About Axl meeting Cake Cream at the bar, Cake Cream were skeptical of Axl at first. He showed up wearing a full disguise claiming he was in the music business and could make them big successful, music stars. Anybody would be skeptical in Cake Cream's shoes. Only when Axl took off his disguise is when Cake Cream recognized him as the guy who helped Axl out last night and trusted him!
Here are some things that just wouldn't really work in the real world, but work in my Fictional Axl Rose story world. . My Fictional Axl Rose uses the defibrillator on James when James slips into a coma and James wakes up. In real life, the defibrillator would be used if James had FLATLINED, like because of having a heart attack or something like that, not slipping into a coma.
Billy using Subutex to combat addiction after snorting Cocaine wouldn't really work in the real world. Subutex is used to combat OPIOID addiction, such as Heroin, not Cocaine.
At first, before Cake Cream REALLY became famous, Axl didn't make them wear bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets because they wouldn't be targets yet. For example, the first Guns N'Roses Concert Axl went to in 2022, he wasn't wearing a motorcycle helmet or a bulletproof vest. But Cake Cream's first Show at a Marriott, Axl made them wear bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets.
The bulletproof vests are to protect their body, the motorcycle helmets are to protect their heads from audience Members throwing stuff at them. Axl mentioned that Duff got hit in the head with a glass bottle at a Guns N'Roses Show and had to be rushed to the hospital and he'd be damned if any Cake Cream Member got hit in the head.
The bulletproof plexiglass barriers that Cake Cream perform behind came about after Axl was shot multiple times protecting Billy. And Billy while Axl was recovering from the multiple gunshots was like,"We REALLY should have better protection between us and the Audience Members ," and everyone agreed, hence them performing behind bulletproof plexiglass barriers.
About Axl always wearing long sleeved shirts, even in the hot April, I wanted the Cake Cream Fans to find this suspicious. I feel that most people would wonder if the person was an arm cutter or a Heroin Addict, and that's why they always wear long sleeve shirts even in the hot April. The Fans told Cake Cream they found this suspicious and Cake Cream all agreed this was suspicious.
I had three ways that Axl's appetite for destruction album Cross tattoo would be shown. First way. Have Cake Cream put roofies into Axl's drink and sedate him and then lift up his sleeve while he was passed out. Creepy.
Second way. Have Axl be fully awake and have Cake Cream FIGHT the sleeve up against his will. Creepy
Third way. Have Axl fall asleep on his own and have the sleeve lifted up while was asleep. Still a little creepy, but the best way.
I originally had Axl be the one who called Andy from a burner phone at first, but I erased that and wrote in Mark Riley as the fake Axl. I felt having Mark Riley call Andy from a burner phone was much more dangerous than having Axl just call Andy from a burner phone.
Older Axl was alarmed and tried to run when Mark Riley barged into his dressing room wearing a motorcycle helmet and saying in Young Axl's creepy voice impersonation,"Hi Older Axl! It's me, Young Axl!" Older Axl knew this was someone impersonating Young Axl because Mark was so hammy about it. He doesn't know how Older Axl and Axl speak to each other , so he assumes they call each other Young Axl and Older Axl, and has no idea that they call each other Axl.
Besides, Young Axl wouldn't just barge into Older Axl's dressing room like Mark did, so Older Axl was thinking,"Holy shit! Young Axl's being impersonated, I better get out of here!" And tried to run, but Mark knocked him out and tied him up. It could also be that Older Axl had maybe seen Mark's interrogation interview where Mark admitted he could mimic Young Axl's deep baritone bass voice and demonstrated it perfectly.
Mark also impersonated Older Axl to Young Axl, using Older Axl's cellphone. This one was more well thought out than barging into Older Axl's dressing room and pretending to be Young Axl.
With Andy's vacation to Hawaii after stealing $1.6 Billion from Cake Cream, and running in the first place because he didn't want to share any of his Lottery Winnings with Cake Cream and Axl. I thought of having Cake Cream and Axl coincidentally and conveniently visit Hawaii for fun and Andy is out and about and Axl sees Andy and Andy sees him and Andy RUNS.
Axl says,"Andy!" And chases him. Andy ends up running off a cliff and manages to just barely hold on. Axl catches up to him and Andy briefly wonders if Axl will push him off the cliff after all he's done to Cake Cream and Axl. Andy says anyways scared,"Axl, please help me!" Axl brings Andy up to safety and tells him,"I wouldn't have let you die, Andy, no matter what fucked up things you did to me and Cake Cream." Axl walks away and Andy cries, knowing he just threw away a good friendship with Axl, someone who saved his life after he fucked Cake Cream and Axl.
I thought this was kind of REALLY cliched and sappy, so I wrote that Axl saved Andy by warning him that someone impersonated Axl in order to trick Andy and Andy packed up and left.
I originally said that Mark was a Burglar, erased that and put that he was a Bank Robber. But his actions clearly scream that he's a Burglar(Breaking into Billy's house in order to steal money from Cake Cream and Axl, trying to break down Andy's hotel room door by constantly running into it)
Billy at first was the one who accidentally burned down his house by putting the pizza in the oven and then taking Cocaine and Subutex and falling asleep, forgetting he had a pizza in the oven.
I later changed it to being Mark Riley who accidentally burned down Billy's house(Mark wasn't invented yet when Billy's house burned down accidentally). I wrote that Mark broke into Billy's house looking to rob them since Cake Cream is the wealthiest band in the world. He was wearing gloves. He assumed everybody was out and didn't know Billy was sleeping.
He stole $50,000 and opened the fridge and saw pizza and took it out and went to the oven that was off, opened the oven and saw that there was already a pizza in there. Mark ate the pizza and still felt a little hungry, so he put the other pizza in the oven and turned it on and suddenly heard snoring coming from Billy's room. Mark opened Billy's room and saw Billy sleeping! Mark knew if Billy woke up, he could be in a LOT of trouble.
He took his duffle bag filled with the stolen $50,000 and fled, forgetting he had put another pizza in the oven, and the pizza that Mark accidentally left warming up in the oven was what caused Billy's house to burn down. I had Mark confess all of this in a prison interview. He was told if he confessed to this, he would get a plea deal for all of his crimes.
I planned to have Cake Cream say something like,"Let Andy be in trouble, let him get kidnapped, murdered , or robbed,he fucked us over out of 1.6 Billion," but I found that would have been REALLY mean for Cake Cream to say, so I had them agree with Axl to try to save Andy.
About Andy stealing 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream, if Cake Cream and Axl had pressed charges against Andy for the 1.6 Billion, Axl would have ended up pressing charges against his own Client, YIKES.And would also need to defend Andy at the same time he was defending Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and James! YIKES!
AWKWARD!
I originally wrote, Axl looked at Jimmy deeply and said,"Jimmy, James DIED in the hospital a few minutes ago. Axl wanted to test if Jimmy REALLY hated James, so he pulled this horrible prank. Jimmy burst into uncontrollable tears and said,"Nooooooo! I just wanted to hurt James, not Murder him! What have I done! I don't want to be a Murderer! " Axl is like,"I know you didn't mean to kill James. I'll protect you from the Authorities. Go to your room and watch TV. Jimmy went to his room and watched TV.
Billy called Axl's cellphone and asked how Jimmy was doing. Axl said,"I told Jimmy that James DIED in the hospital. I wanted to test to see if he REALLY hated James. Jimmy freaked out, proving he doesn't REALLY hate James.
Billy said,"You told Jimmy that James DIED? Don't you think that was a REALLY horrible prank, considering the fact that James is still alive?
Axl responded,"At least I know that Jimmy doesn't REALLY hate James.
Billy said,"It was still a REALLY shitty prank for you to do.
"Axl replied,"Hmm, you may be right."
I erased that like MINUTES after writing it thinking,"No way would Axl, the real one or my Fictional Axl pull such a horrible prank! I changed it to Axl telling Jimmy that James was babbling incoherently after being hopped up on painkillers and Jimmy not showing much remorse, shocking Axl.
I asked for advice, thinking about the fact that Axl was in debt . I wrote something like," How does this sound. Axl realized he was about 180 Million in debt. He had Power Of Attorney over Cake Cream and could easily,"Borrow," about 36 Million from each Cake Cream Member. Axl then had a pang of guilt and decided to just ask each Cake Cream Member for 36 Million."
An avid reader and responder of my Fictional Axl Rose story responded something like,"Please don't write that. That's shitty." I decided to 86 the ,"Axl considered "Borrowing," 36 Million from each Cake Cream Member to fix his debt, but felt guilty and asked them for the money instead," thing. I instead had Andy be the one who stole from Cake Cream, 1.6 Billion before returning it and giving extra as a sign of contrition.
About Andy, I was going to have him try to screw Axl, Billy, James, Mike, and Jimmy out of a deal they all, including Andy already made. Something like,"They all agreed to get 20 Million each for Tasty Cake Reloaded, but Andy wanted to screw them all over and try to get 30 Million for himself for Tasty Cake Reloaded. When Cake Cream and Axl found out, they were furious and kicked Andy out of the band. I never wrote that, but I did have Andy steal 1.6 Billion from Cake Cream and then go on the run to Hawaii with that stolen $1.6 Billion.
Axl temporarily fired him after Cake Cream agreed Andy needed to be kicked out of the band. Andy was okay with being temporarily fired from the band, as long as he had the 1.6 billion, but soon real guilt and remorse started settling in and he had a nightmare about being suffocated by a rope made of money that hung him in a tree and killed him. Andy gave back the 1.6 billion and extra soon.
I got tired of Andy's constant apologizing for attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000. I had Axl pay him $5,000 as a "Leave me alone," incentive. Axl felt harassed and annoyed by Andy's constant apologizing for attempting to sell out Axl.
Andy became kind of clingy and obsessive with Axl because he was feeling guilty about trying to sell out the man who saved his life. Mark showed up to Andy's hotel room with a gun, and was going to rob him at gunpoint if he had been in the hotel room.
I sometimes consider writing that Axl has an invincible immortality where he can't die in 2022, as a result of time traveling from 1987 to 2022 and not supposed to be 25 in 2022.
My Fictional Axl lies quite a lot, something the REAL Axl and my Fictional Older Axl don't do. But Axl's lies are white lies, meant to entertain and help and protect, not nasty dark lies like Allison lying about James and Jimmy raping her.
Axl is supposed to be one manipulative Motherfucker, LMAO! He told Older Axl,"Fine, let the new Guns N'Roses fall by the wayside before they even get started," when Older Axl showed hesitancy over becoming Wild Water's Manager, and Older Axl caved and decided to become Wild Water's Manager. Axl also manipulated Billy by telling him,"Let James live in a homeless shelter," knowing that Billy wouldn't want James, one of his brothers living in a homeless shelter. Billy said,"No! I don't want James living in a homeless shelter!" Which is what Axl knew already.This was when Axl was trying to get Billy to tell Older Axl to let James live with him in order to protect James.
The Hurt Song is written about how Axl felt after finding out Andy tried to sell him out to Cops for $5,000 reward when Axl was a Fugitive on the run hiding in Billy's house. Axl felt betrayed and hurt by Andy. Axl ripped up the Hurt Song after Andy apologized, begged for forgiveness, and promised to NEVER attempt to sell out Axl again. Axl forgave Andy, but still felt resentful of him. Axl rewrote The Hurt Song, word for word verbatim about James betraying Jimmy by having sex with Allison, Jimmy's girlfriend.
The Hurt Song is the second biggest hit for Cake Cream and Axl, behind All The Right Words. But Cake Cream and Axl all hate The Hurt Song because it's about brotherly betrayal. Axl broke The Hurt Song tape live on stage after Fans repeatedly begged them to keep playing The Hurt Song when they already played it and told Fans they don't like performing The Hurt Song. Axl broke a COPY of the Hurt Song, there are more copies of The Hurt Song, so the song isn't completely destroyed.
I thought of having Axl say something like,"If I were a Captain of a ship, and you guys pulled something like that,"Play your Demo songs at the Rolling Stones Concert and not songs I wrote for you without telling me anything first, I'd make you all walk the plank!" But I thought that would be incredibly mean for Axl to say, so I never wrote it.
One of my funniest to me parts I wrote is,"Older Axl smiled at James, kind of like the weird looking smile Axl did when Cake Cream did their Demo songs at The Rolling Stones Concert without telling Axl they planned to play their Demo songs and not songs he wrote for them.
The weird looking smile is supposed to look like a fake smile that is supposed to look happy. Axl and Older Axl do that smile when they're upset, but trying to be polite. Older Axl did that weird looking smile because he didn't really want James living with him, but was doing this as a favor to Axl. James caught on quickly and was like,"I hope I won't be a burden to you." Older Axl is like,"It's just that I wasn't expecting a Roommate."
The relationship between Older Axl and Axl is a good one, but at first, Older Axl was doing more favors for Axl than the other way around (Which makes sense as Axl is Younger and time traveled to 2022, so needed a lot of help from Older Axl, ) but it's becoming more balanced.
Axl covered for Older Axl at the Guns N'Roses Concert, Older Axl gave Axl 5 Million, Older Axl decided to claim that The New song by Cake Cream was an approved sample by Guns N'Roses, Axl pretended to be Older Axl in the first Rocking Rick interview, Older Axl gave Axl good advice about Billy, Older Axl and Guns N'Roses recorded Tasty Cake as a favor for Cake Cream and Axl, Older Axl agreed to watch Cake Cream and let James live in his house as a favor to Axl.
Axl had temporarily snapped after Jimmy hit James with his bass guitar for having sex with Allison and landing James in a hospital. Axl begun to feel suffocated by Cake Cream and agreed with the Little Girls from Annie 2014, that was about being stuck in a place you didn't want to be. Axl wanted out of Cake Cream and called Older Axl, breaking down in hysterical tears. I wanted to show that Axl was at his wit's end, but Older Axl gave him good advice to just go on a vacation by himself for a couple of days while Older Axl watched Cake Cream for him.
I kind of felt that I was treating Cake Cream like CHILDREN, by having Older Axl offer to watch them while Axl went on a mini vacation by himself. Cake Cream are all Adults, all older than Young Axl and in fact, were taking care of themselves long before they ever met Young Axl. They were capable of NOT having to be kind of babysat by Older Axl while Axl took a mini vacation. When Axl went to California, the Front Desk Clerk asked where Cake Cream was and Axl was like,"I fled Miami and left Cake Cream in Older Axl's care." See, I felt that Axl was treating Cake Cream like CHILDREN....
:/ Rather than Adults who were around Axl's age. :/
About Axl covering for James at a Cake Cream concert, Axl is NOT a Guitarist, let alone a LEAD guitarist , so he sounded.... bad. I feel that Jimmy, Billy , Mike, and Andy should have made Axl PRACTICE on James' guitar instead of just blindly taking Axl's word that because Axl worked with three guitar gods in 1987(Izzy, Slash, and Duff) that their guitar playing prowess rubbed off on Axl. Axl plucked James'guitar wildly and clumsily like a five year old playing pretend! After the show, James called Axl and playfully roasted him on his horrible guitar playing!
Axl got Steven and Izzy to go back to Guns N'Roses, Axl wrote Time For A New Era! For Older Axl and Guns N'Roses, Axl and Andy saved Older Axl's life when Mark pulled the gun on Older Axl who was knocked out and tied up by Mark.
About Izzy and Steven going back to Guns N'Roses, in the first Fictional Axl story, Axl calls Steven and says,"Steven, Older Axl told me that he is sorry for the bad blood and wants to bury the hatchet and wants you back in Guns N'Roses. Steven is delighted and wants to be back in Guns N'Roses. little while later, Axl calls Izzy and says,"Izzy, Older Axl told me he is sorry for the bad blood and wants to bury the hatchet and wants you back in Guns N'Roses." Izzy is delighted and wants to be back in Guns N'Roses.
In the Fictional Axl Rose sequel, Axl calls Steven and is like,"Steven, I want you back in Guns N'Roses." Steven is delighted and wants to be back in Guns N'Roses. Axl soon calls Izzy and says,"Izzy, I want you back in Guns N'Roses.. Izzy is delighted and wants to be back in Guns N'Roses. So, the way Izzy and Steven came back to Guns N'Roses slightly differed from the original and the sequel.
Older Axl and Young Axl I feel are technically two different People, just VERY closely related, one being the equivalent 25 year old brother, and one being a 60 year old Brother. Axl and Older Axl have similar qualities, such as their unique bending down handshake.
Axl's drinking excessive Coke is based on the real Axl drinking a lot of Coke. In the Last Words Interview with Kurt Loder, Axl is drinking Coke. In the Donington Interview, Axl is drinking Coke. There are a lot of pictures of the real Axl drinking Coke, so I gave my Fictional Axl Rose an affinity for drinking Coke as well.
In fact, Fictional Axl bought Cake Cream and himself all Coke drinks when they decided to hire him as a Manager. Coke is my Fictional Axl's comfort drink when he is feeling stressed and worried. Billy's on the run and they don't know where he is? Axl's drinking Coke. Jimmy and James are feuding over Allison? Axl's drinking Coke. Cake Cream and Axl are all feuding with each other? Axl's drinking Coke. On Axl's first day time traveling from 1987 to 2022, he ordered a Coke from a bar, and pretended it was Whiskey!
Andy and Axl have a complicated friendship. Axl resents Andy for trying to sell him out for $5,000/$1,000, and Andy feels awful about the attempted sell out of Axl..Axl does love Andy as a brother however and Andy loves him as a brother too.
Axl is grateful that Andy helped save Older Axl's life by kissing Mark Riley in order to get Mark to drop the gun. Axl grabbed the gun while Andy and Mark were kissing. I envisioned that Andy's eyes were open during the kiss and Mark's eyes were closed. Andy stopped kissing Mark when Axl had the gun in his hands. Axl and Andy played together well on getting Mark to drop the gun.
Cake Cream wasn't even supposed to be main characters at first! Cake Cream were supposed to show up only ONCE when Axl saw the open for Guns N'Roses the first Guns N'Roses Show Axl went to! He was supposed to be like,"Cake Cream sounds like a good band!" And then never give them a second thought! Boy how far Cake Cream has gone, especially since they were only supposed to be mentioned like a little blurb and then never mentioned again, let alone COSTARS in both Fictional Axl Rose stories!In fact, the sequel mentions Cake Cream in the title!
Axl who is from 1987 is a VERY quick learner of 2022 technology, way of life, Social Media, Society, etc. Cake Cream still had to fill him in on some things such as who Daft Punk is(Funny as Daft Punk disbanded in 2021, the year before 2022, which Axl time traveled too )
Axl is initially nice/cordial to basically everyone he meets unless they start shit with him like Brian Washington. Axl was cordial to Brian Washington until Brian Washington KEPT harassing, stalking, following, taking pictures of Axl, and THEN Axl punched him in the face and broke his camera.
The only time Axl was mean to someone right off the bar was Mr. Wealthy and that was because Mr. Wealthy was a thief trying to get an innocent Waitress in trouble, giving her a stolen credit card to pay for his expensive meal and tricking her into thinking he was going to give her a $100,000 tip! She would have most likely been fired had Axl not put him in a headlock and dragged him back and held him until the Cops came and arrested him!
Axl has a very intuitive mind, such as when he predicted Mark was going to pull a gun on him at Jim's Mixed Martial Arts brawl and bought a ricocheting boomerang bulletproof vest. So when Mark pulled the gun on him and shot at him, the bullet ricocheted and boomeranged back to Mark and hit Mark in his stomach! Mark deserved that, bringing a gun to a fistfight brawl!
Even Jim mentioned this! Axl and Cake Cream often have a deep telepathic connection , such as when Axl had a premonition that Andy was going to be in big trouble RIGHT after the Andy and Mark conversation where Mark tricked Andy into thinking Mark was Axl and Andy telling him he stole $1.6 Billion from Cake Cream and felt bad about it and wanted to settle this with Axl, having no idea that Mark was posing as Axl.
To Mark's credit, he did kind of speak like Axl saying stuff like,"Are you eating and sleeping well? Ready to appease your guilty conscience?" Things the REAL Axl and my Fictional Axl would say/ask. Axl's premonition turned out to be right and he made Andy get out of that hotel room and Mark showed up at Andy's old hotel room, banging aggressively on the door like a madman, luckily, Axl called Cops to Andy's old hotel room who arrested Mark for impersonating Axl and trying to trick Andy. It only hurt Mark's case that he was wanted in multiple states and had multiple arrests warrants and a 20 year old Criminal Record.
The James L Knight Center, where Cake Cream does most of their Cake Cream Show seats at least 50,000 Fans in my Fictional world. The James L Knight Center in the real world only seats about 4,500 Fans!
The "Axl and Cake Cream all splash each other with a garden hose," was to convey that Axl and Cake Cream were all really close Friends.
The relationship between Axl and Billy was foreshadowed in the first Fictional Axl story. Billy stood up for "Michael Randall Johnson," saying Michael couldn't be Axl. Billy was the one Axl called when he felt bad about storming away from Cake Cream. Billy was the one Axl called when he had to choose a Cake Cream Member to sign new paperwork. Billy was the one Axl told to give the new song to Claven Records wearing a disguise when Cake Cream recorded the new song while Axl was a Fugitive on the run, hiding in Billy's house.Billy was Axl's Lawyer in the mock trial. Billy hid Axl in Billy's house. Billy told Axl he should buy a suit since he had a Court Case in three days.
Billy was the one who visited Axl in jail. Axl told Billy that he was his favorite Cake Cream Member and Billy told Axl he was his favorite Guns N'Roses Member. Billy and Axl slept in the same bed one of Axl's last nights in 2022. When Andy suggested they sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000 each, Billy was shocked and disgusted and said,"We are not selling out Axl for $5,000/$1,000 each! " To Andy and Zelled Andy $5,000 and said,"Here's $5,000 all for you Andy. Don't sell out Axl for $5,000. " Andy agreed to not sell out Axl. Billy cried the most about Axl's soon departure back to 1987. Billy kissed Axl on the forehead, hugged him goodbye, and tucked him in his last night in 2022.
In the sequel, Billy and Axl's relationship was foreshadowed when Billy and Axl slept in the same bed at a Marriott, Axl screaming inhumanly,"Nooooooo!" When a "Fan," aimed a gun at Billy and Axl pushed Billy out of the way and Axl got shot multiple times. Billy was horrified that Axl got shot multiple times.
Axl held onto Billy to prevent him from falling when Billy tripped while they were walking back home. John Wilson straight up called Axl Billy's boyfriend before they ever dated. Axl wiped away Billy's tears when Billy cried over Axl getting shot multiple times, Billy asking to sleep in the same bed with Axl and Axl obliging and Billy snuggling right next to Axl when he could have slept on the opposite side of the bed. He even enjoyed Axl caressing his hair as they drifted off to sleep.
The "James is John Lennon," reincarnated thing I let fall by the wayside after a couple of chapters. It was interesting, but I soon lost interest in it after a couple of Chapters. I do still think that Cake Cream is The New Beatles however.
In the first Fictional Axl Rose story, only Billy, Andy, Mike, James, and Jimmy knew about Andy attempting to sell out Axl for $5,000/$1,000. In the sequel, Jimmy blurted it out when Axl admitted he felt resentful of Cake Cream pulling the Demo songs stunt at The Rolling Stones Concert and that they had a Grammy when Guns N'Roses didn't, despite Guns N'Roses being popular about 35 years longer than Cake Cream, and they did agree to be more open with each other. Andy was pissed at Jimmy, Axl was hurt at Andy, and left to the local Marriot to get away from Andy.
In the local Marriot, Billy visited Axl and the next day,Axl put Billy as his guest for his hotel room. The Hotel Clerk, thinking that they were Boyfriends, gladly added Billy to Axl's hotel room while Billy and Axl blushed and Axl paid.
About Andy being clingy and obsessive with Axl on STAGE, Axl made realistic excuse claiming Andy was loopy from taking Xanax the night before and was loopily affectionate with Axl because Axl was the only other A in Cake Cream!
When Billy showed up high on Cocaine to a Cake Cream Show, I thought of saying something like,"Billy, you showed to work on COVID? You know, most Managers would have fired you if you showed up to work on COVID. But I'm going to be cool and just send you home for the day. You'll feel better tomorrow and be back tomorrow,!" I never wrote that however. I just had Axl test Billy for blood pressure(Billy had a normal blood pressure, Axl lied to the Fans that it was high)fever(Billy had a normal temperature, Axl lied to the Fans and claimed it was high), COVID, which was NEGATIVE and Axl falsely claimed it was POSITIVE to the fans. Axl told Billy to go home and take the special medicine that starts with an S((Subutex),and said he'd be back tomorrow and healthy.
Cake Cream Members are: Mike the Lead Singer, Axl, the backing Singer/Sole Songwriter, Andy, the Keyboardist, Jimmy, Bass Guitar/Rhythm Guitar, James, the Lead Guitar, Billy, the Drummer. Axl is also the Manager, the Owner, the CEO, the Lawyer,/Power Of Attorney for Cake Cream.
All The Right Words is Cake Cream's biggest hit! At the 2022 Grammys, they won SIX Grammys in one night! They won Best New Artist, Best Collaboration for All The Right Words (Mike and Axl), Songwriter Of The Year for All The Right Words, (Axl) Record Of The Year (All The Right Words), Album Of The Year (Tasty Cake Reloaded which has All The Right Words on it) , best Performance (Their first Show at The Marriot). Fans loved seeing them win 6 Grammys.
They had to return 5 Grammys because The Grammy Committee accidentally put them up for 5 other Grammys when they were supposed to only be up for Best New Artist. Cake Cream was established in 2018, rose to prominence in 2022. The other 5 Grammys were supposed to be for 2023.
The Grammy Committee explained the mistake and asked Cake Cream to give back the 5 Grammys. Cake Cream and Axl didn't want to give back the 5 Grammys, but Axl pointed out that giving back the 5 Grammys was the right thing to do since they weren't eligible for those 5 Grammys until 2023. Axl pointed out that if they gave back the 5 Grammys, they would look humble and not arrogant..
Cake Cream all reluctantly agreed that Axl was right and they gave back the 5 Grammys to the rightful Winners. Axl even suggested they personally hand the Grammys to the rightful Winners and The Grammy Committee thought this was a bold move, but loved it. They gave back and handed the Grammys to the rightful Winners.
Fans were sad that they had to give back 5 Grammys. They felt sorry for Cake Cream. They cussed out The Grammy Committee on Social Media!
Cake Cream at one point was the wealthiest band in the world, and they are all only in their 20's! But, as it stands right now, they are the SECOND wealthiest band in the world (Worth about 2 Billion), right behind The Beatles(Worth about 2.2 Billion), which ironically, they are The New Beatles. Still impressive, for a Band that's only existed for 4 years and all of them are only in their 20's.
Wild Water is the new Guns N'Roses, and Cake Cream is The New Beatles.
In the first story, Cake Cream was being hailed as the new Guns N'Roses, but the sequel proves that Wild Water is the new Guns N'Roses. Wild Water sounds a LOT like Guns N'Roses, whereas Cake Cream REALLY doesn't sound like Guns N'Roses, they sound BETTER than Guns N'Roses. In the first story, Axl admits to himself that Cake Cream sounds BETTER than Guns N'Roses, and he feels resentful of this, coupled with the fact that Cake Cream was already up for Best New Artist just weeks after they rose to prominence, whereas Guns N'Roses were up for Best New Artist two years after their Debut.
Claven Records. I still don't know if Claven is pronounced with a long a like clay or a short a like rad.
Axl saved Cake Cream's ass multiple times. He saved them by making them wear bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets, he saved them from being BOMBED(Security was USELESS when Axl asked them to remove the bomb, probably because Security didn't want to handle a BOMB), so Axl went off stage, took the bomb away and threw it into a lake that only had water in it, no living things.) He saved them from being arrested and jailed for hiding him in Billy's house when he was a Fugitive on the run by claiming he was living on the streets alone during his time as a Fugitive.
He saved them from working for a shady and sketchy record company named Brandon Records, he saved Jimmy and James from being extorted for 50 Million each by Allison by getting Allison to admit in Court she lied about James and Jimmy raping her. He saved Billy by taking care of Billy's gunshot wound, he saved Andy by warning him of the danger he was in, he saved James from getting hit by Jimmy by holding Jimmy back and making James leave,(Jimmy later hit James however at a Cake Cream show by using a loophole in a contract), he saved Billy by making him take Subutex when he does Cocaine and the one time Billy forgot to take the Subutex, Axl reminded him to take it.
He also saved other people like when he and Andy saved Older Axl from being murdered by Mark. Andy and Axl made a plan that Andy would kiss Mark and while they were kissing, Axl could get the gun away from Mark and pull the gun on Mark instead. The plan worked perfectly and Mark fled when Axl pulled the gun on him. Axl also saved Melissa The Waitress's job by making a Citizen's Arrest on Mr. Wealthy who tried to pay $100,000 and $170 on a STOLEN credit card which got declined. Axl put Mr. Wealthy in a headlock and dragged him back to his table and got him to admit the credit card was STOLEN. The Manager called the Cops and Axl held him until the Cops came and arrested him. Axl paid Melissa The Waitress $100,000 and $233 to pay for both his and Mr. Wealthy's meals and $100,0000 Mr. Wealthy
The password thing is something that honestly should have been done a long time ago. Andy should have asked Mark what the password was when Mark called him from a burner phone, speaking in the creepy Axl Rose impersonation deep Baritone/Bass thing.
Except, Cake Cream and Axl hadn't made a password yet. Only when Andy fell for Mark Riley's Axl Rose impersonation is when the password, radioactive radiation was established. Most people wouldn't say radioactive radiation, so it was the perfect password. I later had them give Older Axl the radioactive radiation password as well after Mark broke into Older Axl's dressing room and knocked him out with a gun and then tied him up. After Mark fled and Axl put smelling salts under Older Axl's nose, waking him up and Cake Cream and Axl untied Older Axl and Axl and Cake Cream told Older Axl the radioactive radiation password.
Slash and Axl and Older Axl and Older Slash have the closest Guns N'Roses friendship in my Fictional Axl Rose stories. In the first Fictional Axl story, Slash is the Guns N'Roses Member Axl tries to call like his second day in 2022, except he calls Slash's 1987 number in 2022. Oops.At the end of the first Fictional Axl Rose story, when Axl time travels back to 1987, Slash is the first person he sees as Slash knocks on Axl's door and when Axl answers the door and let's Slash in, Slash is like,"Why is your hair black? You had red hair last night(This proves that Axl really did time travel to 2022 as he got his red hair dyed black in 2022) Axl is like,"It's a long story." Slash wants to hear the long story and when Axl tells him the long story, Slash fully believes it and welcomes him back to 1987.
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In real life, people would just assume that Young Axl is Older Axl's lookalike Son! Who got the same tattoos as his Dad to look even MORE like him!
And would also need to defend Andy at the same time he was defending Billy, Mike, Jimmy, and James! YIKES! 
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