Originally Posted by MisterV View Post
Of course Tay-tay has a band; they call themselves "The Agency" and tour with her.

Duh: what, did you seriously think she has no band touring with her?

BTW, Andy lied to you about his big win: no bookie would take that kind of action.

The boys are free to form a new band, renaeme it, and write new music all without that idiot Axl fucking it up again like he always does.

OK, you can go back to uncrating and displaying bottles of Suave Shampoo.
In my Fictional Axl Rose story, Bookies accept 100 Million horse bets, James L Knight Center seats 50,000 Fans, 25 year old Axl time traveled and coexists and interacts with Older/Recent/Current Axl with people just accepting this fact as if it were a younger brother who traveled from LA to Miami and interacts with his much older brother,


You can go to airport and buy last minute first class tickets for the next flight out, court cases have a one day notice, you can fully recover from multiple gunshots in like a couple of weeks, you can be recognized as a Lawyer by the legal system just by having your Clients sign contracts stating they want you to be their lawyer and you reading law books, you can get knocked out cold by a gun and wake up by having your younger self wave smelling salts under your nose and then go perform on stage and do an excellent job when you were knocked out cold the same day,

Subutex helps combat Cocaine addiction, a company worth only 4 billion can offer five grown men 2.5 billion to work for them and none of these five grown men see any red flags about this, you can steal 1.6 Billion from your brothers and they STILL don't hesitate to help you out when you're in potential danger, you can eat and drink wearing motorcycle helmets and even do live concerts with these damn motorcycle helmets on and sound crisp and precise, no one batd an eye at 6 grown men wearing motorcycle helmets when they don't even own motorcycles, you can trick someone by imitating their friend's voice succinctly over the phone,

You can still be friends with someone who tried to sell you out for $1,000, you can be the wealthiest band in the world Worth about 36 Billion within your very first highly successful year as a band... In your fucking 20's, you can have your friends search your wallet without your permission and not cuss them out for doing that, fans will still want to see a band that nearly got a bomb thrown at them on stage, and that had a singer get shot multiple times on stage, you can merely pretend to be someone else just by dying your hair and doing NOTHING to your face, etc.