Kewl, you can claim what you want about smurgerburger but I happen to know who he is and without a doubt he is 100% more successful at gambling than you can imagine up in your own stories. I can say that because no one knows who he is for the most part. You can know a lot about table games and that world but never bothered to learn indices and all that stuff.

Anyway .. I'm kinda done beating on you. I'm not sure what is behind it all that drives you to try and fit in as a gambler but Mdawg is too relentless and even I feel bad for you. Wow.

Mdawg - do you have an assistant documenting all these things on Kewl? Kewl says you could never do this as a successful person but if you're that successful you could have someone sitting around who can handle all your weird whims. Even I have a soldier and she'll help me with lots of stuff if I ask. (She gets to sit around at home doing nothing 80% of the time..) The documenting you do of Kewl reminds me of what a paralegal or low end attorney who reviews text would do. (Not sure what you call it..)