kewlJ

[MDawg]

Keep in mind of course that any AP who knows anything about UnKewlJ has for years now been saying that he is more of low end video poker player, than anything else, and then Voila! the two times he's been spotted he was playing only red to green chip in the company of a sugar daddy, which backs up what more recent APs have said about him.

Of course, to listen to UNKewlJ is to believe that everyone is lying. Except him.

I came up with a plan

The plan being, what kind of longstanding story may I lay down that fits in with everything I've read and heard, so that it all gibes with theory. And even so, he still got it wrong and ended up caught in multiple contradictory lies on a wide range of subjects.

[MDawg]

Hey AccountInQuestion, I just have a good memory and I remember what this clown has said in the past, at least anything I read (most of his posts, I skimmed). Once I lock in exactly what he said and where, I save it to a "KewlJ DESPISED" file (maybe it's written, maybe it's not), and to bring all the evidence back to life just take minutes if not just seconds.

As time goes on it takes less, not more, time to conjure up his own words against him because pretty much he's just repeating himself and there's no need to look at anything recent. Adaptable, he's definitely not! (If he were, he'd be more successful at the casinos including at hustling.)

As far as using assistants and such, yes, I do use them of course. But not for anything to do with UnKewlJ, I mean who would want it even known that he's wasting any amount of time on this misfit.

[kewlJ]

Keep in mind of course that any AP who knows anything about UnKewlJ has for years now been saying that he is more of low end video poker player, than anything else,

Not a single person has ever said this that I have read except you. You made this up!

You have become like Trump, when he says "everyone says....this or that", when no one actually has said that.

Dude I will say this one final time. If you are or were anything even fractionally close to what you claim, the stakes the winning, ect, you wouldn't care one iota about a mid-level AP, what he thinks or says. That you do says everything anyone need know.

And the fucked up part is that nothing changes anything. Not about me. Not about you.

[MDawg]

Seedvalue on the UNKewl one: you are a very good fictional storyteller lol KJ is a fictional Author masquerading on gambling boards as a sophisticated multi table blackjack savant.

Kewlj you do have a good imagination and a script that you stick to.

[kewlJ]

None of this matters dude. Seedvalue of all people that you quote....what a loon.

The fact is that it is popular to be bashing me now, so you have found a receptive audience here, but no one believes you or your nonsense.

Smurgersburger. If you don't believe someone can play Vegas for short sessions spreading between 30 casinos, what do you think of a guy who claims to have now won millions in the last few years from just a handful of higher limit strip casinos spreading $100-$5000 for 10 hours at a time, while they thank him and pat him on the back?

I am sure you have just had no interest in calling out his nonsense, but lets get you on record.

[kewlJ]

This guy made up a story about "a mid 7 figure mansion he bought in Las Vegas". I mean that makes Singers nonsense look normal. And yet no one says a word.

[kewlJ]

Mdawg what exactly is it that you think you have achieved or are winning with this troll shit? Seriously. Nothing has changed.

I am currently up 56k in blackjack for the year. 48k from Jan to March, a lot of treading water since. And that on about 50% less play than normal, but double the stakes. I never say on pace for anything but Ithat is on pace for the same amount I have made from blackjack for 13 years since I moved to Vegas. Just a little different way of playing. And I have made 30 grand in non blackjack advantage play, thanks to some opportunities from an AP friend. And I am looking at 20k hopefully (maybe a little less) from sports betting, playing the bonus game. I am probably going to go over 100k or at least come close barring some very negative variance.

And that doesn't even include a significant settlement I received this year. Although it is gambling related, I am having a hard time considering that gambling income.

So I am going to have a very normal year for me. And YOU are still a guy who gets comped well because he is a long-trem losing player.

So what exactly has this little troll war or 3rd grade recess bullying of yours accomplished? Nothing in real life has changed. Of course you are pretty far removed from real life with all your thinking and movie references.

[accountinquestion]

Funny how the only thing that could be proven to be false via public records is the only thing Kewl admits to lying about.

[kewlJ]

Funny how the only thing that could be proven to be false via public records is the only thing Kewl admits to lying about.

There is a reason I need to be anonymous to do what I do. I don't know how poker works, but card counters fight a battle with casinos every day....except of course Mdog, who they love his play and say "thank you Sir, may I have another".

Honestly I never thought this was something that would need to be explained on a gambling related forum with AP's until I came here. Alan not understanding sure, I get that. Redietz even though what he does is quite different, I never got why he didn't understand the need for anonymity among AP's playing casinos. YOU, even less so. How is it that you don't get this?

Why would you or anyone else possibly think ANY AP or even any player should reveal themselves to satisfy some people on an internet forum? Seriously...please explain?

[MDawg]

It's disturbing to think of how pea brained this liar is that he thinks that his tossing out some nonsense about how offering up a lie and then retracting it could possibly have served any end other than - trying to back up his lying story to begin with.

His trying to claim that it protected his privacy to lie about there being a lawsuit is a serious, Huh?

He said he told that lie in order to protect his privacy. Huh?? How does adding a fake postscript to the story protect your privacy?

Well Dan Druff we're all still waiting for another whopper of a good tale as to how it protected his privacy. Meantime, he keeps repeating that it did, without saying How, and showing how stupid he is to even begin to think that offering up this further lie is doing anything other than confirming to people that we're dealing with a compulsive liar.

[Rob.Singer]

Please kew, do not reveal anything further about yourself. If you do, this forum will need to change its name from VCT to As The Stomach Turns.

[kewlJ]

You are an idiot dude. Seriously. If I reveal how it protected me, I would be revealing the very information I was trying to avoid coming out in the first place.

Either you are stupid or you think everyone else is stupid.

[kewlJ]

Please kew, do not reveal anything further about yourself. If you do, this forum will need to change its name from VCT to As The Stomach Turns.

Hey grandpa's awake. Diaper change time Ron?

[MDawg]

UNKewlJ can't explain what can't be explained because it does not exist. Just like the nonexistent lawsuit he tried to claim existed.

1) You could say:

How did it protect your privacy to lie there UNKewlJ, how?

I am not going to tell you about the very concerns I didn't want going public to begin with

Ah, well, saying nothing is better than this crap you tried a few minutes ago:

I made up that timeline and lawsuit portion because details of the settlement were about to become known.

Oh so, on a matter where you're worried that the details are about to come out, which you don't even explain why that would matter (including because your latest story is that all this happened a long time ago anyway), you suddenly come to the forums and tell a gaggle of online people about this matter yourself and then make up that there was a lawsuit behind it. But finally tell us that EVERYTHING HAPPENED EXACTLY THE WAY I CLAIMED other than the lawsuit.

And HOW does that prevent the details coming out? Or change anything? How does lying to a group of a dozen people change in any way what was about to become known? When you disclosed it all yourself anyway?

Which, in the end, the reason nothing became known (other than the lies you posted) is because nothing ever happened.

2) OR, the executive summary:

You can't get to the truth with a fraud.

[MDawg]

Did you already forget that you offered an explanation (a badly thought out one), "I made up that timeline and lawsuit portion because details of the settlement were about to become known." that fell flat? so now you're back to something that simply doesn't make sense (I can't tell you).

How could such an idiot who can't even keep track of a few lies, keep track of a deck of cards, let alone more than one deck?

[accountinquestion]

Funny how the only thing that could be proven to be false via public records is the only thing Kewl admits to lying about.

There is a reason I need to be anonymous to do what I do. I don't know how poker works, but card counters fight a battle with casinos every day....except of course Mdog, who they love his play and say "thank you Sir, may I have another".

Honestly I never thought this was something that would need to be explained on a gambling related forum with AP's until I came here. Alan not understanding sure, I get that. Redietz even though what he does is quite different, I never got why he didn't understand the need for anonymity among AP's playing casinos. YOU, even less so. How is it that you don't get this?

Why would you or anyone else possibly think ANY AP or even any player should reveal themselves to satisfy some people on an internet forum? Seriously...please explain?

You can't even post a picture of a fucking surfboard in your condo. I'm not even sure what you're still going on about with your incessant 'battle with casinos' and thinking we need to dox you.

You are so mental. Wow. To know this has been going back for many many years now. You just don't let up. What a broken brain you have. Poor thing.

[kewlJ]

Anyway .. I'm kinda done beating on you.

THAT lasted a long time.

[MDawg]

You are so mental. Wow. To know this has been going back for many many years now. You just don't let up. What a broken brain you have. Poor thing.

He can't let up, he's a sociopathic liar. Plus this is all he has going for him, it isn't a sometimes pastime like it is for us, "Let's waste some time shooting us an UNKewl varmint!", this is his only life!

RobSinger on the UNKewl one: The reason he posts so much is because he never feels as if his lies are getting across to anyone, and that bothers him. Someone who lives such a concocted virtual life on internet gaming forums just CANNOT have that

[kewlJ]

It's a pasttime for you Mmutt? You post the adventures of Mdawg thread on 5 different forums.

Of course you get no response anywhere so you are down to just WoV, where chump change still falls for you baloney. SooPoo also sometimes plays along, but he is just playing with you.

I guess that is why you are sooooo fucking pissed. You think I destroyed the great adventure story, but it was really your own doing thinking you could pull that shit on forums with real gamblers and AP's. Maybe you should have just saved it for a Hollywood screenplay. The only one left from the Vegas movie bad boys is DeNiro, so you better get to that screenplay.

[MDawg]

Everything and anything he has ever said has come into question and years of his forum adventures in BJ and life have been labeled as fiction.

Unfortunately you have ZERO credibility bukkake boy.
You back flip on ALL of your statements of abstaining from interactions with posters here.

You are an emotionally hijacked puppet twitching in the male urinal , no one believes a word you post. The above statement by you is a worthless piece of garbage as per usual.
Boogie woogie bukkake boy from company B . ( B for bullshit of course)

And there you have it, maybe not A to Z, but at least from A to P!