kewlJ

[accountinquestion]

MisterV, think about it. You get on google maps and look up casinos. You can read a bit about them. There are lists of which places have blackjack.

The way this guy spends time on forums he would clearly become a real expert on blackjack. You can get that without any experience. All he has been doing is regurgitating.

I'm not sure he lies about anything but the likelihood any single thing is true is the same across the board. There is literally 0 reason to think anything he says is true. He clearly has concocted this whole persona and even topped it off with his personal mission to reveal those who HE sees as phoney gamblers.

I smoke weed too bro but I can see through the clouds, yanno?

The theory that he might even be a woman makes as much sense as prostitute. If not significant mental illness, it is him trying to escape whatever his reality is. Lets say you're some random person who can't get out into the world. Your escape is to catfish this whole culture. Ok, card counting! that sounds cool. (was cool to me 20 years ago. I read Ken Uston's book.) Gay? Thats kinda hip. Edgy perhaps. Then you couple with the need to legitimize himself by dogging mdawg and singer. That says to me that the whole persona may be completely made up. Go watch the show Catfish on MTV and understand the depth these people go. They always find some cooler persona than themselves. "KewlJ" Even the surfboard was in this vein. Yet even that was almost guaranteed a lie.

He has a few things going for him. Maxpen may or maybe not have seen him. In 10+ years living in casinos you're going to see all sorts of weirdos that might stick out in your head. The only real hard evidence is apparently his IP address is in LV? hmm. That discounts the woman theory and just adds to the prostitute theory.

We'll never know.

What a fucktard!!! Gay is kind of hip? Kind of edgy?

Granted being gay has been a little more tolerated in my lifetime than in generations before me. Those poor bastards (the stonewall generation) were beaten and killed for being gay. God bless them for the courage to fight back. But nothing is edgy or hip. Gay bars and clubs are bombed and shot up, targeted just because they are gay bars and clubs. And gay teens have suicide rates far, far greater than other teens because of all the bullying that STILL takes place.

What a fucking stupid thing to say.

On gay and blackjack: There was a very brief time, I was considering and even tried out a kind of gay flamboyant, act at the tables. This was 12-15 years ago. The thinking was it would look bad for pit folks to single out the gay guy and might buy you something. I actually know or know of a straight card counter that used this act and thought it helped him. But in the end, Everything I came up with as my plan of attack was about drawing as little attention as possible.....about not rocking the boat and this wasn't going to fit with that long-term plan and style. This would make one more memorable. So I abandoned it.

Now that bullshit that everything I know and share is from reading is just that. It is bullshit. I have shared some things I do, tracking a second table, spreading both ways, card counters basic strategy, bet spread, and the different thresholds that draw attention. And these are only a few. These aren't things found in any book, and most not things often discussed on forums. These are things you learn by playing and maybe some other players share via networking.

If you can't tell the difference, I wonder about your skill of reading people, especially since it was recently revealed you play poker.

What you are suggesting is just so preposterous, I have to ask, are you serious or are you just so entrenched in trolling me, that you have lost touch with reality.

And finally, your comments going right back to preposterous shit, like he is a woman, almost answers that last question. I took you as a serious person for a long time. A decent person. You are neither as far as this forum activity, you are no different than a Rob Singer or Mdawg with your trolling. Maybe even worse because you are a sneaky little piece of shit. A coach belly element to it.

Lol. I'm talking about from the perspective of someone trying to catfish online people. Epic how you bring up stuff that is irrelevant to try and achieve some sense of victimhood. Maybe it would make more sense for you to act like a grizzled gambler. In some ways though it is just evidence of my point. You love attention. This is known. You are now using the gay thing to bring even more attention to yourself with all this talk of historical persecution. Yes, that is where you went. Always need to be a victim in one way or another. Just epic and a demonstration why you might choose to be "gay".


Just because things aren't discussed "often" doesn't mean they weren't discussed. You live on gambling forums. I was blown away that you've been doing this shit for 10+ years. Then I hear other forums wrote you off over your bullshit. I may spend way too much time on here when I am pulled into these things but you take the cake. Of course you'd know all sorts of BJ related minutiae or at least enough to make up things. "What they'll tolerate". 1-4 greenchips as your base bet? You act like there is some huge science to this. I could come across as knowing what I'm talking about too and I've never counted cards.

You're so full of shit. I called you out on the damn backrooming crap and I'm calling you out on this other stuff. My read was dead on. You've done 0 to show I am wrong.

I have no idea what is true with you and that is my point. There is literally no reason to believe anything that you say outside of things that can be verified independently.

[Gottlob1]

KJ, it might be best to ignore the slights hurled at you from the cheap seats and simply keep chugging along as before, oblivious to the ill-conceived insults, slippery notions and of course the plethora of bovine excrement enemating from the keyboards of The Katzenjammer Kinder.

"It don't mean nothin."

"Enemating" I like, a Joycean touch. Hope it was intentional.

I went to look up a recent line of V's to do with not even so and so can't get blood from a turnip. I was able to fetch Singer's response, "V, stop trying. You never succeed. Why? The weed," only from within my computer, but, not what V wrote, or, Singer's reply, from their lists of recent posts. I guess, a Joycean touch (in terms of deliberate omissions) to the entire forum. Ha.

[MDawg]

The guy's just grasping at straws now making up nonsense.

His attorney did not link their accounts together to begin with. That sort of thing is not a one way thing, it would allow both withdrawals from and transfers to the external account. It would also require verification otherwise, hell I could link to anyone's account, and withdraw all the money from it.

And in any case, all of those external account transfers are done via the ACH system which shuts down at 3:30pm PST, such that he could never have received it as late in the night as he described.

He's hemmed in with a lie the way he described the timing three months ago, and now he's trying desperately to change the story around to try to make it work.


The way any attorney using something like the system he describes would do it, is via a third party, a credit card processing type company that includes debits and ACHs. That way the transfer is one way only, and it would go through a regular ACH system that would have landed either early Friday morning, or Monday morning. NOT after midnight (or anywhere close) on a Saturday. Not between 9pm and 1:30am on a Friday to Saturday either.

How do I know? Because that is the way I do it, and I deal with millions of dollars yearly. I know exactly how this system works, and exactly how long it takes and when the ACH transfers will land (and when they won't).

[MDawg]

Three months ago:

I have no idea how ACH payments work. What I reported on another forum that Mdawg seems to have gotten himself all worked up about is that was informed last Friday that my portion of the settlement money would be transferred from the escrow account to my personal account on Friday. So naturally I looked online several times during the afternoon and evening. As of 9pm, the payment was not showing. Before I went to bed, I looked a final time and the payment was there. This would have been 1:30 or 2am, I don't remember what time I went to bed.
Again I have no idea how ACH payments work.

This is all the same sort of bullshit he gave us with the lawsuit when he got the number of days the "plaintiff" (he got that wrong too, mixing up plaintiff and defendant) had to answer wrong, said it was 60 versus the correct 21, then later came back and said, "I'm not a freakin' lawyer! I don't know for sure." and other nonsense all along the way to try to make excuses for his contradictory ever changing versions of the story. Until he finally gave up and admitted that he had made the whole lawsuit up.

Now, he's trying to plead the same sort of "confusion" as he changes around the story to try make it fit in with what he is learning, for the first time, today as he is faced with how things really are with these electronic transfers, versus the way things were in his fable version of events.

Jeez, you little putz, give it a rest. Rub some of that bullshit on yourself.

The more he tries to dig himself out of this one, the worse it looks.


My advice: take 24 hours. (Well, for you, more like 240 hours.) STUDY UP ON THE TOPIC. Come back and disavow anything you've said up until this point, and tell us that Baby Bro made all the prior posts and this is how it REALLY happened. Or go with your standby MisterV approved "I was trying to protect myself, I lied about the whole thing" or "I was just trolling on purpose" stories.

[kewlJ]

You don't know how the attorney I deal with handles things, just like you don't know what was said or transpired in private conversation and interactions with friends that working in the gambling industries. You don't fucking know everything despite that you claim to.

My attorney handles things in a very transparent way. In this instance he set up an account at my bank, for the incoming settlement money to flow into. After the money was in, he had me come in to his office and go over expenses which were minor, and what his fee share would be and what my portion would be. I was then able to see those same amounts exit the temporary account leaving only my portion. And finally I was notified by his office that my remaining portion would be transferred on that Friday. And that money hit my account after midnight.

I suppose there was a final step of closing this temporary account, but that didn't involve me.

So just shut the fuck up Mr thinks he knows everything. You don't know shit! And you are really starting to prove that more and more frequently, not only with things involving me, but things you say on other forums involving other people. You are a full of shit.....thinks he knows everything bullshitter.

[Rob.Singer]

Watching kew CONTINUE looking stupid by claiming to know anything at all about ACH's, bank internal transfers, or even what a $100 bill looks like, is a joy to behold. Rarely does anyone get to experience another's total beat down and complete humiliation--and of one who actually deserves it.

One also would expect someone who truthfully received this "settlement" to go to extreme lengths in order to go through with a bet on it. After all, isn't it a sure thing to poor kew? Yet all he does is use weasel words just so it won't ever happen. And imagine how he'd shut the entire forum up simultaneously! Two birds, as they say. Instead, desperate to convince others about his fake settlement that he has no ability to prove is real, his defense remains "mdawg's mansion blah blah blah, and Singer had a computer screen jackpot" or something like that. Divert and deflect.

If he didn't blab so much about being a homo, after this downfall I could easily guess his infliction anyway. They're known to be afraid, weak, and never clearly understand how they always have to automatically lie about themselves due to their glaring lack of self-confidence. IE, just plain social losers.

And V, stop looking equally as stupid by stepping out of bounds as you, for unknown reasons, keep trying but always fail to support the idiot.

[accountinquestion]

My attorney handles things in a very transparent way. In this instance he set up an account at my bank, for the incoming settlement money to flow into. After the money was in, he had me come in to his office and go over expenses which were minor, and what his fee share would be and what my portion would be. I was then able to see those same amounts exit the temporary account leaving only my portion. And finally I was notified by his office that my remaining portion would be transferred on that Friday. And that money hit my account after midnight.

I suppose there was a final step of closing this temporary account, but that didn't involve me.

So just shut the fuck up Mr thinks he knows everything. You don't know shit! And you are really starting to prove that more and more frequently, not only with things involving me, but things you say on other forums involving other people. You are a full of shit.....thinks he knows everything bullshitter.

This is great. Your attorney setup an account at your bank just so he could transfer the money to your bank inorder to make a 2nd transfer for you around midnight on the weekend?

No wonder he is doing work that late given all these bank accounts he is running around creating to pay his clients.

That is beyond idiotic. Why would an attorney ever do that? Setting up bank accounts is something of a pain in the ass.

A wire would be infinitely simpler and the way in which he would have likely done it. Or a physical check. Easy enough.

[kewlJ]

Here is my take-away from this very wasted day:

Mdawg, first on another forum and later here, insisted that my settlement transfer was an ACH transfer. Having no idea about such things, I didn't question it. My big mistake!

Turns out this final settlement transfer from a temporary account at my bank to my personal account at the same bank was NOT an ACH transfer. It was just a transfer from one account to another and that transfer showed up after sometime after midnight.

None of it even matters. It is just how this shit troll draws you into his shit trolling.

[accountinquestion]

Here is my take-away from this very wasted day:

Mdawg, first on another forum and later here, insisted that my settlement transfer was an ACH transfer. Having no idea about such things, I didn't question it. My big mistake!

Turns out this final settlement transfer from a temporary account at my bank to my personal account at the same bank was NOT an ACH transfer. It was just a transfer from one account to another and that transfer showed up after sometime after midnight.

None of it even matters. It is just how this shit troll draws you into his shit trolling.

Please go google up an example of an attorney creating an account at a different bank than his own inorder for him to make an inter-bank transfer and be more "transparent" ?

[MDawg]

You don't know how the attorney I deal with handles things, just like you don't know what was said or transpired in private conversation and interactions with friends that working in the gambling industries. You don't fucking know everything despite that you claim to.

My attorney handles things in a very transparent way. In this instance he set up an account at my bank, for the incoming settlement money to flow into. After the money was in, he had me come in to his office and go over expenses which were minor, and what his fee share would be and what my portion would be. I was then able to see those same amounts exit the temporary account leaving only my portion. And finally I was notified by his office that my remaining portion would be transferred on that Friday. And that money hit my account after midnight.

I suppose there was a final step of closing this temporary account, but that didn't involve me.

All of that is nonsense that you picked up through a combination of things you heard and misheard combining how these things work based on people you heard had settlements for lawsuits.

But one piece of information you can't change is this nonsense about the money hitting your bank account after midnight. Friday midnight, landing on Saturday.

It still involves an ACH, still involves an external bank transfer. That bank account you're wildly lying about that he supposedly set up at your bank just for purposes of this one case, would have had to be in his name not yours. Transferring funds from bank account to external (external just means...not your own account) bank account just doesn't happen on non banking days. The process you describe is that there was nothing there all day Friday then suddenly it was transferred after midnight, making it a Saturday final transfer.

You're just trying desperately to create some kind of story that fits with the lie that's stuck in your craw, which is about the ACH landing after midnight.

You now have laid down three different versions of this story. First it was an ACH transfer that landed after midnight on Friday. Next it was an ACH transfer from the same bank. Now a third version, the craziest, is that this attorney opens special bank accounts just for every single settlement and does them all over the place at whatever bank his client is banking at.

[MDawg]

I was then able to see those same amounts exit the temporary account leaving only my portion.

Think fast. How did you see that? exactly.

[MaxPen]

You don't know how the attorney I deal with handles things, just like you don't know what was said or transpired in private conversation and interactions with friends that working in the gambling industries. You don't fucking know everything despite that you claim to.

My attorney handles things in a very transparent way. In this instance he set up an account at my bank, for the incoming settlement money to flow into. After the money was in, he had me come in to his office and go over expenses which were minor, and what his fee share would be and what my portion would be. I was then able to see those same amounts exit the temporary account leaving only my portion. And finally I was notified by his office that my remaining portion would be transferred on that Friday. And that money hit my account after midnight.

I suppose there was a final step of closing this temporary account, but that didn't involve me.

So just shut the fuck up Mr thinks he knows everything. You don't know shit! And you are really starting to prove that more and more frequently, not only with things involving me, but things you say on other forums involving other people. You are a full of shit.....thinks he knows everything bullshitter.

A few years back I had someone run into the back of my vehicle. The attorney just had me come by his office and pick up a check. I had the option to supply my account info and have the money transferred into my account. But I just don't see an attorney running around to his client's banks and opening up accounts to distribute each settlement check.....LOL

This fraud has no idea how dumb this sounds...RIP

[monet]

This fraud has no idea how dumb this sounds...RIP

About as dumb as Lady Crimm the Hobo... RIP

[MDawg]

If you ever want to waste a day, but get a good glimpse into a wasted mind, spend the day arguing with a compulsive lying sociopath.

[kewlJ]

Neither the dates or days mdawg posted above are correct. June 23 was a Friday. The 24th a Saturday.

I am sure this is intentional, game playing/trolling.

What happened to the mansion, Mfuck?

[AxelWolf]

You don't know how the attorney I deal with handles things, just like you don't know what was said or transpired in private conversation and interactions with friends that working in the gambling industries. You don't fucking know everything despite that you claim to.

My attorney handles things in a very transparent way. In this instance he set up an account at my bank, for the incoming settlement money to flow into. After the money was in, he had me come in to his office and go over expenses which were minor, and what his fee share would be and what my portion would be. I was then able to see those same amounts exit the temporary account leaving only my portion. And finally I was notified by his office that my remaining portion would be transferred on that Friday. And that money hit my account after midnight.

I suppose there was a final step of closing this temporary account, but that didn't involve me.

So just shut the fuck up Mr thinks he knows everything. You don't know shit! And you are really starting to prove that more and more frequently, not only with things involving me, but things you say on other forums involving other people. You are a full of shit.....thinks he knows everything bullshitter.

A few years back I had someone run into the back of my vehicle. The attorney just had me come by his office and pick up a check. I had the option to supply my account info and have the money transferred into my account. But I just don't see an attorney running around to his client's banks and opening up accounts to distribute each settlement check.....LOL

This fraud has no idea how dumb this sounds...RIP

That's why they say...."In a wreck get a check." I can't think of anyone getting an ACH OR Wire transfer from a settlement. I'm sure it's possible but why not get a check?

[kewlJ]

I will assume this mean MDawg has reneged on his offer to match my settlement amount.

What a surprise. Just a big waste of time as always.

Where is the mansion m-shit?

[kewlJ]

I will assume this mean MDawg has reneged on his offer to match my settlement amount.

What a surprise. Just a big waste of time as always.

Where is the mansion m-shit?

[MaxPen]

You don't know how the attorney I deal with handles things, just like you don't know what was said or transpired in private conversation and interactions with friends that working in the gambling industries. You don't fucking know everything despite that you claim to.

My attorney handles things in a very transparent way. In this instance he set up an account at my bank, for the incoming settlement money to flow into. After the money was in, he had me come in to his office and go over expenses which were minor, and what his fee share would be and what my portion would be. I was then able to see those same amounts exit the temporary account leaving only my portion. And finally I was notified by his office that my remaining portion would be transferred on that Friday. And that money hit my account after midnight.

I suppose there was a final step of closing this temporary account, but that didn't involve me.

So just shut the fuck up Mr thinks he knows everything. You don't know shit! And you are really starting to prove that more and more frequently, not only with things involving me, but things you say on other forums involving other people. You are a full of shit.....thinks he knows everything bullshitter.

A few years back I had someone run into the back of my vehicle. The attorney just had me come by his office and pick up a check. I had the option to supply my account info and have the money transferred into my account. But I just don't see an attorney running around to his client's banks and opening up accounts to distribute each settlement check.....LOL

This fraud has no idea how dumb this sounds...RIP

That's why they say...."In a wreck get a check." I can't think of anyone getting an ACH OR Wire transfer from a settlement. I'm sure it's possible but why not get a check?

A wire, funds transfer, paper check, whatever I think it's all pretty much the same thing. I think they all have to go thru a clearinghouse. I don't really know for sure though.

But they can't electronically transfer you anything without you giving them your bank account info. A check all they have to do is write your name on it and then it's on you to do whatever. Deposit it , go to their bank and cash it, sign it over to someone else, or whatever.

Regardless I would think you're hard pressed to find an attorney opening up a new account at his customers different banks each time he has to disburse a check.

I signed off on a settlement sheet ( not sure if that's the correct term). It had the break down of expenses and all monies distribution to whomever noted. You sign that then the attorney's office issues payment. You tell them how you want the payment based on the options they provide.

[MisterV]

I will engage in no discuission about any topic past, present of future, with Mdawg until he addresses the disappearing mid 7 figure Las Vegas mansion.

Can someone give me the over/under on this please....

On what?

The odds that the dawg will prove he bought a mansion are infinitely less than the odds that KJ oiled his surf board.

Just sayin;.