The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

[MDawg]

Good sweetheart,

- homeless when I was 18, finishing high school while living in a homeless shelter.
- worked retail for 3 years in Philadelphia from 18-21.
- Card counting for God sakes.
- I have shared multiple long periods of losing
- I have shared multiple really crappy years, way below expectation.

Translation:

- Kicked out of home and homeless before I was 18, never graduated high school
- Been on the streets since
- Male Prostitute for God's sake.
- I have lied about multiple long periods of my life
- I have fabricated multiple made up stories, way less believable than any you've heard before
- Just call me Brittle Bones, and I
- Came back from the dead too.

No one should take your advice regarding blackjack, because you haven’t proven to be an expert. Literally they should do the opposite of what you say. I’m not your sweetheart either