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[MisterV]

I've never had "martial arts" training, but the first thing they told us in MI training was "We're not training you to defend yourselves LIKE THE PRIME DIRECTIVE IN MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING IS." "We're training you to kill."

Stop the presses!

"WTF is "MI training?"

I googled it and it says "Motivational Interviewing."

That can't be it: but then the light bulb went off in my noggin.

MI...MI...MI...and him claiming to be a former spy...

Got it.

"Good morning, Mr. Singer. Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to flame, insult, tear down and outdo any and all who question you in your efforts to rule VCT. As always, should you be caught in a lie, the moderator will disavow any knowledge of your actions. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Robert."