Math vs fantasy

[The Boz]

I've heard on good authority that Spike molests his cats.

That shit is sick.

Please don't feed him any attention.

Nobody molests cats unless they want to die the death of a thousand scratches. Do us all a favor, try not to be a fucking moron. I know it's tough but you should at least try..

Take it from Spike, fucking cats is dangerous. But after 20 years of trying, he has about an 80% success rate. Here he is after his last adventure, note the online casino roulette wheel is off screen. And his wife is no where to be found, he wasn’t worth accompanying to the hospital to her.