I'm sure this isn't the oddest case or the strangest client you've had.

But don't step on yourself like one of our brethren did in stumptown.

He reperesented a teen aged girl in a PI which settled for good money; to celebrate he rented a limo and drove around town with his client; they both did cocaine in the limo and then had sex.

After dropping her off he bragged to the limo driver, unaware that it was a LEO moonlighting.

He got disbarred, but years later was reinstated.

Yeah, I've told this story before but it's a classic cautionary tale: when you ply your underage clients with drugs then have sex with them, DO NOT TELL THE DRIVER.