You gotta figure if you try out different versions of the same story enough ways and times, via PM to this person, different version via PM to that person, and then keep posting different versions in public, eventually you might hit on some version that half way makes sense. If you forget about all the failed tries along the way....

Originally Posted by MDawg View Post
Tries to shoe horn his now worn smooth fable....
Originally Posted by MDawg View Post
The UNKewl one was a liar, and like most liars, he was constantly changing his stories, altering time and personnel from one telling to the next. One time he would tell a story about someone, next time he would switch the story around to give himself the lead. He would sit in the casino coffee shop over coffee and pound cake, talking at random about his experiences, posting constantly on internet forums, plotting ways to take down all those he is envious of, never actually entering the casino, afraid like a nervous poodle to even play.

Essentially a natural selection of lies that is worn smooth towards eventually making sense.