A family of aliens from Uranus just moved in down the street last week. At the neighborhood cul de sac welcoming party they happen to ask me where the best place was to read about +EV gambling on the internet. I recommended VCT of course.

After a few days of reading history here, the aliens were really smitten with kew and his stories. They believe almost everything he's said. They especially enjoyed the $100k jackpot on freeplay, and because they are blackjack players, that shufflemaster story was very enticing to them.

These aliens truly do think kew is the Man About Town for LV. They don't understand the concept of him being gay, because, as they repeated multiple times, there are only two genders across the entire universe, and as such, you cannot fit a square peg in a round hole. Even THEY get it.

But these aliens were mostly interested in kew's professional blackjack-playing prowess....especially because he wins every year. They are hungry for some of that action. So I did as they asked and PM'd kew to see if he would host these aliens--at least until they get their webbed feet on the ground.

Kew declined. So I went back and offered him $65, a new self-lubricating surfboard, 2 nights at Delano on me, and a 2-week course on how to use his own dignity as a driver to tell the truth on forums, rather than being forever known as a pathological liar.

Kew accepted! They meet up next week at MGM, where those execs kew is best friends with are providing him with $250 in freeplay.

He's da man!