Originally Posted by Tasha
While sipping their DQ strawberry blizzards Andy asked Axl a pointed question.
"Axl, how did you manage to pay ten billion from my account when I only had six billion in there?"
Axl smiled sagely; he hooted like an owl, fluffed his feathers and passed gas like a drunken Bosnian who'd just eaten a jar full of pickled eggs at the local bar.
"Easy. I am their attorney, just like I am your attorney, and like you the bank gave me their power of attorney, so I used it, shall I say, "constructively." Don't worry, I read a book called "Bank Fraud for Dummies;" I covered my tracks perfectly, nothing to worry about."
Andy beamed like sunlight reflecting off the sweaty nipples of Stormy Daniels: Axl really did care about him.
As they sucked blithely on their crazy straws a platoon of large SUV's pulled up and out poured hordes of G-men.
"Uh-oh" thought Axl as he spontaneously and involuntarily dumped a hot load into his Calvin Kleins.
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