Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
Originally Posted by MDawg View Post
Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post

Kewl is like the background radiation in the Chernobyl area. Constantly adding a level of toxicity but very much ignorable if you choose. Without his essence - this forum would not be what it currently is but it would still be just fine.

It isn't that Kewl adds much or defines the character of this board but he keeps things going. That is true.

I definitely don't love him or hate him. He would be a fascinating person to watch on something like Soft White Underbelly. Seeing him out of character explaining what led him to be Kewl. Ultimately he is harmless as rationally you have to stop taking him as a serious person. I still make tunnel jokes because it is so funny and as harmless as it gets. He will have to deal. I've picked him apart enough otherwise. If he doesn't drag me into his crap then I let him be.

Usually his math adds up and life is all about the math. Right?? Right !?!?!?

One can figure him out enough to just let him be. He isn't going to give up. This whole thing is super important to him.

At some point if there is nothing to prove and no funny then I am being the bully like others have suggested. I wish the guy the best. I'm sure hes had a hard go of it. shrug
What's this love hate thing for UNKewlJ?

Originally Posted by accountinquestion View Post
You've made death threats, used racist slurs towards others, threatened to have the news (lol) come after Druff. They are all indicative of you being worse than a pathological liar. There is little sympathy from me.
Don't worry about him, he is, virtually anyway, a cockroach. No matter how badly he's outed for his compulsive lies, no matter how many times he resigns the forums in shame vowing never to return, he always crawls back through the toilet sewers (underground, Vegas), to resume posting.

He may be fragile and weak in real life, but online he puts up a decent fight.
Look, I know what he is saying MIGHT be bullshit. Still, it is also likely to be true. Kewl is very dialed in. He knows a lot of the angles.

This forum is dead. It needs him. I want him to go off and find new edges and report back. Thats all.

You could also reveal your magic.
Once kew's exasperated all hope on his latest hoax, it won't be a long wait for his next one. The backrooming BS, the shufflemaster nonsense, the phony trip to the beach with fake baby bro and the greasy board, and now this bj glitch that he just HAD to present since he's been so envious of what I did.

There's no need to wonder about his story AQ. Just have him provide evidence that he "traveled the country" according to his claimed schedule, or submit video proof that he played one of these glitched machines. I mean, it's certainly better than the little twit constantly adjusting his story every time someone smarter than him brings up inconsistencies!