It was the opening of the Election Fraud trial; the defendant was snoozing and farting up a stink storm while his attorney stood and began his opening statement to the jury.
"My client cannot be guilty of stealing the election because he is not really whom the prosecution claims he is. Thank you."
Axl sat while his client snored.
Surprised but undaunted, the prosecution put on witness after witness to prove that Axl's client conspired to steal the 2020 election; Axl asked no questions of cross examination, he merely smiled like the cat who ate the cream.
When the government rested their case, Axl put on his only witness: his client.
"Sir, what is your name?"
"I go by many names. I prefer Jesus the best, but that would not be my real name."
"What is your real name?"
The defendant smirked, farted loudly enough to echo in the courtroom and said "You know who I am: we're kindred souls."
At this the jurors put down their phones, needlepoint and kindles and paid attention...
"We are both men from earlier times, Axl: doppelgangers. Just as you are a double from the past, so am I, with one difference: I chose to change my appearance."
"Who was your forebearer? Who are you, really?"
A loud fart permeated the courtroom, then "Adolph Hitler."
Immediately the disclosure went viral; "That explains a LOT" said Joe Biden.
Within hours the MAGA dolts donated six billion dollars to aid Mr. Hitler in his attempt to become Der Fuhrer of the USA.
"MAGA: Make America German Again."
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