Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[pinchingyourballs]

The Spanish line was just one throw away line. The bulk is Axl being in trouble for practicing law without a degree, passing the Bar, no law school, and no license, a felony in the U.S.

I thought the bulk of the story Axl being a time traveling doppelganger who has a gay romance with a bandmate. What's with all the legal procedural side plots? Why not just make him drop the band and go to law school. He could be the 1L gunner who nearly fails but somehow gets an internship with a hoppin' Hollywood divorce firm and through some mix up also makes law review.

[Tasha]

The Spanish line was just one throw away line. The bulk is Axl being in trouble for practicing law without a degree, passing the Bar, no law school, and no license, a felony in the U.S.

I thought the bulk of the story Axl being a time traveling doppelganger who has a gay romance with a bandmate. What's with all the legal procedural side plots? Why not just make him drop the band and go to law school. He could be the 1L gunner who nearly fails but somehow gets an internship with a hoppin' Hollywood divorce firm and through some mix up also makes law review.

The real world Axl Rose wanted to be a Lawyer but decided to become a Singer instead. So, my Fictional Axl Rose is something that the real world Axl Rose wanted to do.

[MisterV]

The real world Axl Rose wanted to be a Lawyer but decided to become a Singer instead. So, my Fictional Axl Rose is something that the real world Axl Rose wanted to do.

Sure. Just like the real world Karen wanted to be happily married, raising a brood of young 'uns but "decided" to become a Bingo addict, internet troll and likely winner of the Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest instead.

[pinchingyourballs]

Axl was excited for the first day of law school. His first class of the day was Torts. I can't believe there is whole class about fancy cakes, Axl mused. I wonder if they will have butter cream frosting so I can work in a Cake Cream joke, Axl mused further. He chuckled to himself as he sat in the back of the class. A prim, serious looking young woman in front of him turned around and glared at him and then whipped her head back around to face the front of the class once more. Axl tried to rip a fart to reply to her glare, but remembered that he had drunk a carminative herbal tea that morning for the very purpose of curbing his urges to fart. Undeterred, he scribbled a note with the word "fart" and discreetly passed it to her. Unfortunately, Professor V. saw the exchange.

"Axl Rose," Professor V. shouted, startling that self-same Axl Rose. "What are you doing?" Professor V. gave Axl a thousand yard stare like Hannibal Lecter.

Seated next to Axl was another young woman, of slightly friendlier disposition who whispered barely audibly, "You 'bout to get cold called bitch."

[MisterV]

"I'm waiting to be called on, your honor" replied the doppelganger.

"You shall address me as "Professor V" in this classroom, but "Judge V" wnen I am in the courthouse."

"Yes, your holiness."

"Mr. Rose, what would you do if she offered her honor?"

Thinking that the pissy prof was referring to the lady next to him with a hideous handbag, Axl lied and said "Why, I'd honor her offer...and be on her and off her all night."

"Not bad, not bad at all: perhaps the law is your calling. Just one more. Electricians do it wihthout shorts; how do lawyers do it?"

"Lawyers do it in their briefs, your majesty."

"Yes, yes, that we do. Very good. Would you like to edit our Law Review?"

"No, but I want to be your clerk."

"Do you like Peruvian flake?"

"Love it." Alas, Axl thought the jacked up jurist was referring to a type of fish.

"Meet me after class, we have much to discuss. Be sure to bring a hundred dollar bill."

Axl farted silently yet joyoursly: this was going to just ROCK...

[Garnabby]

[Tasha]

"I'm waiting to be called on, your honor" replied the doppelganger.

"You shall address me as "Professor V" in this classroom, but "Judge V" wnen I am in the courthouse."

"Yes, your holiness."

"Mr. Rose, what would you do if she offered her honor?"

Thinking that the pissy prof was referring to the lady next to him with a hideous handbag, Axl lied and said "Why, I'd honor her offer...and be on her and off her all night."

"Not bad, not bad at all: perhaps the law is your calling. Just one more. Electricians do it wihthout shorts; how do lawyers do it?"

"Lawyers do it in their briefs, your majesty."

"Yes, yes, that we do. Very good. Would you like to edit our Law Review?"

"No, but I want to be your clerk."

"Do you like Peruvian flake?"

"Love it." Alas, Axl thought the jacked up jurist was referring to a type of fish.

"Meet me after class, we have much to discuss. Be sure to bring a hundred dollar bill."

Axl farted silently yet joyoursly: this was going to just ROCK...

I guess Judge V/Professor V is impressed that Axl is FINALLY trying to become a Lawyer the right way.

[MisterV]

No, the old boy is just playing the doppelganger like a Stradivarius.



Keep going down the 1-L rabbit hole...you'll see.

[pinchingyourballs]

Tasha, if you quit writing about Cake Cream and instead pivot to a new fan fiction story about Axl going to law school, I will quit "helping" you write chapters. Cake Cream hasn't justified its existence in the last 54 pages of this thread. Law school has more opportunities for hijinks and interpersonal drama.

[Tasha]

Tasha, if you quit writing about Cake Cream and instead pivot to a new fan fiction story about Axl going to law school, I will quit "helping" you write chapters. Cake Cream hasn't justified its existence in the last 54 pages of this thread. Law school has more opportunities for hijinks and interpersonal drama.

Cake Cream became the WEALTHIEST band in the world all within roughly TWO MONTHS. They have made FOUR Albums within about THREE MONTHS! They won SIX Grammys in their first Grammy Awards! They performed at Woodstock 2022! They have constant Concerts! They are the New Beatles! They are world wide known!

[Garnabby]

Never heard of them. No way that they are in even the top 100 of anything.

[MisterV]

I attended their most recent concert in Miami: it was very weird.

A rabid fan, a black woman in the audience, hurled gnawed chicken bones at Axl, aiming for his mouth: she connected twice.

He thanked her and was welcomed.

[Tasha]

Never heard of them. No way that they are in even the top 100 of anything.

Cake Cream is a FICTIONAL BAND! I have another Fictional Band, named Mechanically Separated Chicken(I chose the name for my fake band from a can of chicken and Mechanically Separated Chicken was the first ingredient, / Mechanical Chicken(I chose Mechanical Chicken after claiming that animal rights activists harassed Mechanically Separated Chicken over the name and one Poster suggested I name them Mechanical Chicken since that name was not all that offensive and wasclose to the original name.

Another Poster suggested I name them Atomic Rooster. The first Poster said something like,"Atomic Rooster sounds like a Band that already exists. Mechanical Chicken sounds like something that doesn't exist yet. Mechanical Chicken is the way to go." I chose Mechanical Chicken and the first Poster was happy I chose his suggestion.

The second Poster admitted he was trying to set me up into possibly being sued. Atomic Rooster IS a name of a Band that already exists like the first Poster surmised. Atomic Rooster is a one hit band from the 1970's or something like that.

I claimed that Mechanically Separated Chicken/Mechanical Chicken was a REAL BAND. LMAO! I even made a Facebook for Mechanically Separated Chicken/Mechanical Chicken . Posters had been wondering why there was no real world Mechanically Separated Chicken/Mechanical Chicken Band, and I ACTUALLY made the Facebook page for them and I was like,"Here's Mechanically Separated Chicken/Mechanical Chicken Facebook!" Posters replied something like "What the fuck!" LMAO!

Mechanically Separated Chicken/Mechanical Chicken Band is

Mark. Lead Singer

Garry. Secondary Singer and Lead Guitar

Kenny. Rhythm Guitar

Andy. Keyboard (I have a character named Andy for Keyboard for both Mechanically Separated Chicken/Mechanical Chicken and Cake Cream .

Patrick. Drummer.

[Garnabby]

Cake Cream became the WEALTHIEST band in the world all within roughly TWO MONTHS. They have made FOUR Albums within about THREE MONTHS! They won SIX Grammys in their first Grammy Awards! They performed at Woodstock 2022! They have constant Concerts! They are the New Beatles! They are world wide known!

Time for another drink, and, then, to get back to what I was doing, last night. Ha. You guys, carry on.

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[MisterV]

"Mechanically Separated Chicken," eh?

Not bad...but not as good as a band I heard of as a young teen.

Two tough Irish kids moved to Plainfield from a rough town, Roselle Park, NJ; they talked about how one of their buddies kept boots laced to his hands as it aided him in fights.

On of the bands they listened to in Roselle Park: "Fireproof Erector Set."

Love that name...but then I loved Erector Sets as a kid.

[pinchingyourballs]

Tasha, if you quit writing about Cake Cream and instead pivot to a new fan fiction story about Axl going to law school, I will quit "helping" you write chapters. Cake Cream hasn't justified its existence in the last 54 pages of this thread. Law school has more opportunities for hijinks and interpersonal drama.

Cake Cream became the WEALTHIEST band in the world all within roughly TWO MONTHS. They have made FOUR Albums within about THREE MONTHS! They won SIX Grammys in their first Grammy Awards! They performed at Woodstock 2022! They have constant Concerts! They are the New Beatles! They are world wide known!

If they are the wealthiest band in the world then why do they live in the James L Knight Center? Why don't they have a real lawyer on retainer? Why do they take public transportation to the bingo hall? Why do they have a hideous handbag? Why did they poop on the floor at Popeye's?

[MisterV]

Those are very good questions; let's see how Axl answers them.

[Garnabby]

You guys are way too analytical, for the purposes at hand, in a different universe of time travel, etc. But, best to let the "winds of fate" guide y'all. Ha.

Those are very good questions; let's see how Axl answers them.

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$300 is a good win for anybody...hell, event the Hound: You can never have TOO MUCH money.

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[pinchingyourballs]

Tasha, now that it has come to light that kewlJ's mom reads this site, time to step up your game. Guesstimating that kewpie doll himself is in his 60s, his mom must be in her 80s minimum. I don't think 80+ year old female internet surfers are too much into poorly written gay erotica with even more poorly written legal procedural side plots.

[Tasha]

Tasha, now that it has come to light that kewlJ's mom reads this site, time to step up your game. Guesstimating that kewpie doll himself is in his 60s, his mom must be in her 80s minimum. I don't think 80+ year old female internet surfers are too much into poorly written gay erotica with even more poorly written legal procedural side plots.

KewlJ has said he is in his early 40's. MOSES was about 62 when he died however.