Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[pinchingyourballs]

The next day Abby and Tasha got up ate and got ready for the day. They chatted for a while about integer sequences. When they got back to the ares of the lab where the small aquarium creatures were kept, they were dismayed to discover that all the cages were open and the animals had escaped to the pond in the woods behind the lab. All except for Axl (the axolotl, not the queer time traveler). Tasha picked up her poor baby and told Abby she was taking him back home. Abby didn't protest because it was obvious she was terrible at taking care of pets. Tasha thanked Abby for being so understanding. Abby welcomed Tasha in return and also thanked Tasha for letting her borrow Axl for a while. Tasha also welcomed Abby. They shook hands and thanked and welcomed each other for the thanking and welcoming and shaking.

Upon returning home, Tasha dumped Axl in his old tank. Axl was relieved to see his old tankmate Jimmy the white cloud mountain minnow. Jimmy espied Axl and said, "Hello and welcome to my tank. I am King Jimmy of the tank. I have never had a tankmate before. I hope we can be friends."

Axl was a little confused. Had old Jimmy died and Tasha replaced him with a new minnow? Axl espied that this Jimmy had a slightly deformed fin on one side. Yep, it was the same old Jimmy. With an IQ of 4 it was too much to expect that Jimmy remember Axl from less than a week ago. Axl was quite hungry after all his adventures in the lab, and "King" Jimmy looked tastier than ever before.

"Hi Jimmy, I'm Axl. I hope we can be friends too. Could I ask you a favor? I think I have something stuck to my back leg, could you come and check for me?"

Jimmy blushed shyly and was pleased to be of help to his new tankmate. He happily swam over to examine Axl's back leg, and that's when the amphibian made his move. Jimmy was not as delicious as Axl expected, but he was happy to once again have the aquarium all to himself. He amused himself by farting in a rhythmic sequence: 61, 163, 487, 691, 1297, 1861, 4201, 4441, 4483, 5209, 5227, 9049, 9631, 12391, 14437, 16141, 16987, 61483, 63211, 65707, 65899, 67057, 69481, 92767, 94273, 96979, 106303,...

[MisterV]

Cake Cream awoke at dawn, as always, and kneeling on their prayer rugs they turned toward Mecca and worshipped their invisible friend.

Axl (the human, not the Mexican newt-like creature) was in front of Andy; unable to focus on his spiritual needs while in close proximity to the nether orb of his beloved, Andy finally "lost it:" he sprang on Axl from behind and brutally sodomized him.

Billie espied the coupling with detached amusement, opining "Dibs."

Inflamed with lust, the members of Cake Cream lined up behind Billie and punched the brown one after the other.

Twenty minutes later they were all smoking cigarettes and sipping their morning coffee, deconstructing what had just happened.

"It was all because of JEALOUSY" opined Andy: he punctuated his pithy remark with a lugubrious fart which brought tears to all who heard and smelled it.

Axl was still reveling in the experience but he grounded himself: "By jove, I've got it! We'll add "Hey Jealousy" to our playlist and wow the Fans at the James L. Knight concert tonight."

They all thanked him, were welcomed and shook each others' hands, then they practiced their newest song.

That night they covered the Gin Blossoms' hit song "Hey Jealousy" as their encore, sending their fans into a frenzy: just as jealousy had incited them, so it also instantly engorged, inflamed and juiced up their Fans.

A massive orgy ensued; no holes were left unplugged...except for the dry and dusty holes of a middle aged black lady who looked sort of like that Huxstable character on the Cosby show.

c'est la vie

[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

Andy told Mike,"I feel uncomfortable living in this Luxurious Penthouse Suite with Axl and Billy."

Mike had an idea. Maybe he and Andy could move out of the Luxurious Penthouse Suite together and move in together at another Hotel so that Andy wouldn't have to be around Axl so much? Mike told Andy his idea and Andy thought it was a wonderful idea.

Andy and Mike told Axl, James, and Jimmy that they wanted to move out of the Luxurious Penthouse Suite together.

James, Jimmy, Billy, and Axl were all baffled on why they wanted to move out of the Penthouse Suite together. Something was definitely up with Mike and Andy.

Billy straight up asked Mike and Andy if they were Lovers.

Jimmy and James admitted they were wondering this too. Axl said," Andy isn't interested in dating any of us, and Mike is straight.

Mike and Andy looked at each other awkwardly.

James, Billy, Jimmy, and Axl noticed the awkward look that Mike and Andy gave each other.

Axl said,"Wait a minute. Are you guys dating? Mike, aren't you STRAIGHT?"

Mike said,"Yes, I'm straight. Andy and I just want to move out together." Andy backed up Mike.

Billy said,"Andy, you and I are BEST FRIENDS. You should be able to tell me exactly what's going on."

Mike and Andy had looks of panic on their faces. Andy couldn't tell Billy that he wanted to date Axl, Billy's Boyfriend.

James, Jimmy, Billy, and Axl all pointed out the looks of panic on both Mike and Andy's faces and mentioned this.

Mike said," Andy and I are good Friends.

Billy said,"But Andy and I are BEST FRIENDS. You and Andy are GOOD FRIENDS.

Mike said,"Andy feels uncomfortable living in this Luxurious Penthouse Suite. Andy backed up Mike. He wants to move out with me."

James, Jimmy, Billy, and Axl questioned why Andy all of a sudden felt uncomfortable living in the Luxurious Penthouse Suite after all this time. And wanted to move out with Mike so badly. James, Jimmy, and Axl were curious too .

Mike and Andy looked at each other awkwardly again.

Jimmy, James, Axl, and Billy noticed the awkward look that Mike and Andy gave each other.

"James said,"Come on, Mike and Andy, we're fine with you dating. Billy and Axl are dating and we're fine with that.

Andy had a look of torture at the "Billy and Axl," are dating.

Mike knew why Andy had the look of torture, but he couldn't tell James, Jimmy, and especially not Axl and Billy.

James, Jimmy, Axl, and Billy noticed the look of torture and questioned Mike and Andy about it. Mike and Andy looked uncomfortable.

Jimmy said,"The secretiveness you guys are doing reminds of how Axl and Billy acted when they were first dating." James, Billy, and Axl backed up Jimmy.

Mike said,"Would you guys leave us alone? Andy and I just want to move out together and get our own Suite!" Andy backed up Mike.

James, Jimmy, Axl, and Billy finally relented. Obviously, Mike and Andy wanted to live alone together without getting the third degree. Andy and Mike thanked James, Jimmy, Axl, and Billy and were all welcomed.

Andy and Mike packed their bags, put on bulletproof vests and motorcycle helmets and said goodbye to James, Jimmy, Billy, and Axl. They all said it back.

Mike and Andy went to the Sheraton Hotel and booked the Penthouse Suite for just them two. The Front Desk Clerk pointed out that the Penthouse Suite they were requesting was two beds in a single room. Andy and Mike both said that they knew it. The Front Desk Clerk smugly smirked and asked Mike and Andy if they were dating.

Andy and Mike were both like,"No, we're like Brothers."

The Front Desk Clerk was like,"What you Adult men want to do together is really none of my business." He winked and gave them the booking. They paid. They thanked him and were welcomed.

They went to the Penthouse Suite and settled in. They thought the Front Desk Clerk was rude and unprofessional, but they didn't want to make a report or anything like that, just let it slide. They watched TV and chatted. Andy felt relieved and grateful that he didn't have to live with his Best Friend's Boyfriend who he wanted to be with. He was grateful that Mike was looking out for him. He was grateful that Mike and he were such good friends. Andy took a nap.

Mike's phone rang and it was Axl calling. Axl asked Mike if James, Jimmy, himself, and Billy could all go visit them in the Sheraton Penthouse Suite that day.

Mike said,"No, that's not a good idea. Andy is sleeping."

Axl responded,"Well, he's not going to sleep the rest of the day, is he?"

Mike said,"Please Axl, accept my no as a final answer. The answer is no."

Axl said,"There is definitely something going on between you and Andy, judging by your defensiveness."

Mike answered,"There is something going on between Andy and I. It's called Friendship. Please stop asking to come over today."

Axl relented and said,"It's obvious you and Andy just want to be alone together. I'll stop asking to come over."

Mike said, "Thank you for understanding."

Axl welcomed him. Axl and Mike chatted for a while and then said their goodbyes and hung up.

Mike watched TV and soon fell asleep too.

[pinchingyourballs]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

Thank goodness Axl and the gang have not been struck with a paralyzing disease and are starting the day off right with a nutritious breakfast.

[Tasha]

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

The next day, they got up and ate and got ready for the day.

Thank goodness Axl and the gang have not been struck with a paralyzing disease and are starting the day off right with a nutritious breakfast.

In my Fictional Axl Rose sequel, each chapter starts with them waking up and eating and getting ready for the day and ends with them going to sleep.

[pinchingyourballs]

In my Fictional Axl Rose sequel, each chapter starts with them waking up and eating and getting ready for the day and ends with them going to sleep.

Maybe you could spice things up by describing a new breakfast dish each day. After our very nice discussion about the Bagel Head trend of 2012, I am curious about what Axl and the gang have for breakfast every morning.

[MisterV]

Here young Axl (the time traveling doppelganger, not the amphibian from the swamps of Mexico City) relives his early breakfasts at the orphanage...



Pining for days of yore, Axl hired a crone to berate he and Cake Cream at the breakfast table.

"Eat your motherfucking mush you mealy-mouthed cock-suckers" commanded the middle-aged woman who bore a remarkable resemblance to that Huxstable woman from the Cosby Show.

Axl espied his bowl of mush; the gyrations of the maggots enthralled him, and the syncopated cha-cha dance of the boll weevils brought back fond memories of Times Gone By.

"Oh boy" he thought..."extra protein."

But it was the chunks of cold, gray flesh he'd been served that caught his eye.

"O mistress" queried Axl, "what is this meat you gave us?"

"It is called 'Long Pig.' Eat it, or else."

Axl ate it, but he wondered what ever happened to Andy and Mike: he then espied what appeared to be a tattoo exactly like the one Andy had on his johnson; Axl had speared it on his spork.

"Fuck it" concluded our anti-hero: "They left our luxurious penthouse suite; the world is a dangerous place; serves them right."

He masticated the once turgid member, then let fly a fart of satisfaction.

Axl smiled and asked the crone "Can I have some more?"

[Garnabby]

42 = (6.48074069840786023096596743608799665770520430705 83465497113543978... ^2)

61, 163, 487, 691, 1297, 1861, 4201, 4441, 4483, 5209, 5227, 9049, 9631, 12391, 14437, 16141, 16987, 61483, 63211, 65707, 65899, 67057, 69481, 92767, 94273, 96979, 106303, ...

--->

(0.61163487691129718614201444144835209522790499631 12391144371614116987614836321165707658996705769481 927679427396979106303... ^2) = 0.37409722265..., which is about 0.37 ---> 37, the mate of 42.

Interestingly, had I played things the usual way, by posting the square root of 37, in reply to the square root of 42, and, then, with you going on to point out that it was the square root of 42, then I would have ended up with trying the route of both 37 and 42, by 0.37409722265... as about [(0.07 + 0.30) + (-0.0001 + 0.0042)] ---> 731_142, but, however, I would have ended up with that 1 in the way. Or, even to try something like, 0.6116348769112971861420 = [(27 / 72) * 1.6310263384301256], with a square root of 9, for the 3, to make 1961, but, the digits of 1026 are out of order, in terms of making 2061. And 2/7, and versa.

Perhaps your next number(s) will amount to both 37 and 42? Ha.

[pinchingyourballs]

Dr. Abby Garn had just been fired from her job as a physicist when she sauntered into Church's Chicken for her usual breakfast of fried chicken and biscuits. Damn, I gotta get a new job, she mused, I wonder if Walgreens is hiring. Walgreens was not hiring, they were in fact downsizing.

To occupy herself she took out a yellow legal pad and began compiling a list of breakfast foods and dishes:

pancakes with syrup and butter
chocolate chip pancakes with chocolate sauce
waffles with syrup and butter
chocholate chip waffles with butter and dark chocolate shavings
waffles with fresh fruit and whipped cream
pork bacon
turkey bacon
sausage
scrambled eggs
poached eggs
fried eggs
omelet with swiss cheese, mushrooms and ham
huevos rancheros
saltines
graham crackers
club crackers
ritz crackers
belvita crackers
bagel with cream cheese
bagel with cream cheese and smoked salmon
bagel sandwich with cheese and ham
toast with butter
toast with jam
toast with nutella
egg sandwich
biscuit
muffin
biscuit with eggs in the middle
leftover pizza
banana
coffee
orange juice
apple juice
grapefruit juice
milk
tea
mango
raisin bran
frosted mini wheats
cap'n crunch
coco puffs
chex
lucky charms
pop tarts
donut
danish
croissant
apple turnover
cherry turnover

Abby Garn looked outside and the sun was setting. Had she sat there for the better part of a day writing breakfast foods? Time to order dinner and work on integer sequences. 61, 163, 487, 691, 1297, 1861, 4201, 4441, 4483, 5209, 5227, 9049, 9631, 12391, 14437, 16141, 16987, 61483, 63211, 65707, 65899, 67057, 69481, 92767, 94273, 96979, 106303,... these were all prime numbers such that when the digits were read backwards they formed a perfect square. Not exciting enough. Abby craved something much more obscure that only a true fan of Cake Cream would understand. How about 3, 10, 17, 24, 29, 36, 43, 55, 62, 66, 73, 80, 81, 92, 99, 118, 127, 129, 134, 136, 141, 153, 155, 160, 179, 190, 192, 197, 216, 218, 225, 232, 244, 253, 258, 270, 277, 281, 288,... Yes, it was perfect.

[MisterV]

Karen had heard all about "crazy shit" and "on beyond zebra."

Fact is, she'd lived a lot of it.

But NOTHING in her diminished universe could prepare her for ...

Garnabby's Blog.

https://garnabby.blogspot.com/

This guy doesn't just go down the rat hole...he festoons it with bunting.

[Garnabby]

Yes, it is perfect, now with the digits of my birth/deathday in order. Ha.

Abby craved something much more obscure that only a true fan of Cake Cream would understand. How about 3, 10, 17, 24, 29, 36, 43, 55, 62, 66, 73, 80, 81, 92, 99, 118, 127, 129, 134, 136, 141, 153, 155, 160, 179, 190, 192, 197, 216, 218, 225, 232, 244, 253, 258, 270, 277, 281, 288,... Yes, it was perfect.

--->

(0.31017242936435562667380819299118127129134136141 15315516017919019219721621822523224425125325827027 72812883073143423443453493523593683713753783974054 08415433434... ^2) = 0.0962069359377861806232195784892144..., which is about 0.09620693593778618 as 0.[096206][935][9377][8618] ---> 96 = (1*96), with 206 = (10*20 + 6); 935 = (48^2 - 37^2) = [(10*4 + 2^3[/b])^2 - 37^2]; 9377 = (56^2 + 79^2) = [(7 * 2^3)^2 + (2^3 + 70 + 0^0)^2]; and 86 = (-14 + 100), with 18 = (-1 + 19), for 1961_2061__42_37__7/2_2/7__411_119. The lattermost part goes with my current number of posts, at 1,140 = (9 + 1)*114 ---> 911_114, from one of the 1's overlapped.

The idea that the square roots of 37, and 42, come together at the square root of both them along with the bits of my birth/deathday that led up to them, in my posts above. Along with putting the solution-411 on the problem-911, by 69 ---> 96, and, 27 ---> 72, by a half rotation, as read the same either way, and, now with cubes included (to go along with the bit about sums of cubes for the latter sequence above).

42 = (6.48074069840786023096596743608799665770520430705 83465497113543978... ^2).

61, 163, 487, 691, 1297, 1861, 4201, 4441, 4483, 5209, 5227, 9049, 9631, 12391, 14437, 16141, 16987, 61483, 63211, 65707, 65899, 67057, 69481, 92767, 94273, 96979, 106303, ...

--->

(0.61163487691129718614201444144835209522790499631 12391144371614116987614836321165707658996705769481 927679427396979106303... ^2) = 0.37409722265..., which is about 0.37 ---> 37, the mate of 42.

Interestingly, had I played things the usual way, by posting the square root of 37, in reply to the square root of 42, and, then, with you going on to point out that it was the square root of 42, then I would have ended up with trying the route of both 37 and 42, by 0.37409722265... as about [(0.07 + 0.30) + (-0.0001 + 0.0042)] ---> 731_142, but, however, I would have ended up with that 1 in the way. Or, even to try something like, 0.6116348769112971861420 = [(27 / 72) * 1.6310263384301256], with a square root of 9, for the 3, to make 1961, but, the digits of 1026 are out of order, in terms of making 2061. And 2/7, and versa.

Perhaps your next number(s) will amount to both 37 and 42? Ha.

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[Garnabby]

This guy doesn't just go down the rat hole...he festoons it with bunting.

--->

List of one-hit wonders in the United States.

List of two-hit wonders in the United States.

The End of the World is just the Beginning.

https://anagram-solver.net/This%20gu....?partial=true

And, I wouldn't have called it the "the end", but, "the beginning".

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post179558

[MisterV]

Garanabby old man, thanks for laying out your TOE.

While I cannot grasp the logic nor the math I give you an "A" for effort.

Hopefully some swinging dick or camel toe out there can follow and perhaps build upon it.

But perhaps you're somewhat insane and the writings are but the ravings of a loon?

I truly hope that you do have your wits about you and that your TOE holds up to scientific scrutiny.

Sorta reminds me of Clem's adventures "back in the day" ...

"Clem appears to be an ordinary Joe who spontaneously boards a bus headed to The Future Fair, where he meets a Bozo (apparently a sort of clown) named Barney. When the two arrive, they are greeted by cowboy-themed vegetable holograms. (Did we mention this piece is rather surreal?) Barney and Clem split up, and Clem goes to ride the "Wall of Science", where he is treated to a lengthy and very silly recap of the birth of the universe, the rise of man, and the development of science."

[pinchingyourballs]

This might be relevant: https://oeis.org/A034997

[Garnabby]

Hey, I, just got home. Some longish days. Anyway, there's no school, or job, of theories of everything, and, so, for me, I've learned to drop it, when the other things get busy, sometimes for months, but, to as naturally pick it up, again, when there's time. To effortlessly cycle in, and out, of it, like, say, the cycles of sleep. However, I've reached the spot, in mine, where the remainder of the "puzzle" sorts out itself.

Out of curiosity, I searched "theory of everything sequence", at the OEIS page. That sequence has both 37, and 42, and, with 37 in the 37th spot. Ha.

https://oeis.org/search?q=theory+of+...lish&go=Search


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[MisterV]

Garnabby, I confess I've not a fucking clue as grasping your TOE, but that is fine with me, keep up the good work.

Like I never say: "If you cannot bowl them over with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit."

[MisterV]

The icey wind howled through the chinks in the logs of the haphazardly constructed cabin; within its walls the daft Canuck furiously scribbled mathematical equations, mumbling obscenities while munching handful after handful of chocolate covered ants.

"The truth is out there somewhere, and only i can find it."

A tapping on the door ended his private reverie: it was a visitor from America of all places.

"Come in, come in...you must be Karen."

The visitor, covered in snow and ice, nodded her head and said "And you must be Garnabby."

"Indeed I am. Karen, let's get down to it: what number am I thinking of?"

The thawing woman paused, then said "Six thousand thirty-six."

"No. Sorry, wrong answer."

Garnabby removed an ancient blunderbuss from the wall and blew a startled Karen out of her faux-leopard skin boots.

"Stupid woman: she should have studied gemetria."

He chuckled briefly, then hummed while moving on to his next challenge: counting his fingers and toes: "One, two, three..."

[Garnabby]

This might be relevant: https://oeis.org/A034997

A quick look at the numeral, 0.263237011292106604434732635241917275693019552309 85997140..., which is about [(1961 /2061) * 0.2766606222707], and, with (0.2766606222707... ^ 0.2766606222707...) at about 0.703743 = (0.7037 + 0.000001 + 0.000042) = (0.7037 + 0.0000[2^0] + 0.000042) ---> 737_242 .

So, retarded, in the sense that it works out, but not stellarly. Or, more accurately, perfectly messed up. Ha.

Anyway, I should cut it out with the numerals, for a while.

[Garnabby]

Oh, my, I meant that (0.26323701129210660443473263524191727569301955230 985997140... ^ 0.263237011292106604434732635241917275693019552309 85997140...) ---> 737_242, but, now I wonder what is (0.2766606222707... ^ 0.2766606222707...). Ha.

[MisterV]

Three days had passed since the Nubian met her untimely doom in the Great White North: while mice had nibbled at her remains she'd not started to stink or liquify due to the cabin being unheated.

Garnabby was oblivious, intent as he was at both fine tuning his TOE and creating masterful, perfectly-reasoned posts for online gambling forums.

During a brief break he noticed the dead body in his cabin: "Oh...I need to do something about that."

Without further ado he tied her to his dog sled, reined up his yapping team and mushed northwest-ward toward Churchill: it was an exhilarating but grueling trip to Polar Bear Town but well worth it.

Ever the scientist at heart Garnabby wanted to study the method by which polar bears consume humans: "My TOE encompasses everything, and this question is included."

Tourists in high-tired viewing vehicles marveled at the sight of white bears consuming the corpse of a black person.

Robert happened to be viewing the feast when he noted to his long-suffering spouse that "Look...somebody threw away a perfectly good porch monkey."

When the show concluded Garnabby mushed his way back to Kitchener, having concluded that both he and the world were much better off for the experience.