Big Casino Wins and Jackpots

[Tasha]

I got $250 on a .25 bet. I was playing Diamond Lotto and I chose 123456. 123 and three diamonds in a row(Diamonds take count as winning numbers. , showed up and I won 1,000 times my bet or $250!

[MisterV]

Karen, that pales in comparison to Robert's "claimed" $1.5 VP hit: might be time for you to elevate your game?

[Tasha]

Karen, that pales in comparison to Robert's "claimed" $1.5 VP hit: might be time for you to elevate your game?

It's still a phenomenal hit, 1,000 times my bet.

[The Boz]

Karen, that pales in comparison to Robert's "claimed" $1.5 VP hit: might be time for you to elevate your game?

It's still a phenomenal hit, 1,000 times my bet.

How much crack does that get you on the street?

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7x7z...-dealers-vgtrn

[The Boz]

I got $250 on a .25 bet. I was playing Diamond Lotto and I chose 123456. 123 and three diamonds in a row(Diamonds take count as winning numbers. , showed up and I won 1,000 times my bet or $250!

By the way, only broke niggers play that game, 25% house edge per Florida law. Those other boons next to you will be wanting their money back. Take the cash and get out of there quickly.

[MDawg]

This pissant continue with his incessant

hand cocked onto his side, the bent elbow and the high pitched whiny voice complaining, "Now wayyyyt a minute, Misterrrrr."

when he swore this was The End.

[mickeycrimm]

Hey everyone,

Let's talk about those exhilarating big casino wins and jackpots! Have you ever hit a massive win or witnessed someone else strike it lucky? Share your stories and experiences—whether it's a life-changing jackpot on a slot machine, a huge win at the poker table, or a remarkable streak in a table game.

What was the game, and what was the strategy, if any, that led to the win? Also, feel free to share any tips for increasing the chances of hitting a big win. Let's celebrate our successes and inspire each other to aim for those huge payouts!

Looking forward to reading your exciting tales!

Fuck off, dildohead

[Cerveza Fria]

From the High Limit Room @ Seminole Hard Rock yesterday. Now, I have my bankroll for Vegas next week.

[Rob.Singer]

Hey enchilada--because you like to post pics of these winners playing very volatile games with poor pay tables....are you inclined to believe that knowledgeable vp players wouldn't 100% believe you lose you ass in-between pics, and that you're one of those idiots who collect hundreds of thousands in signers each year only to end up a loser?

Go ahead....and don't slip & slide on the grease slick!

[accountinquestion]

If I wasn't so lazy I'd rustle up the 1.2 million jackpot Kessler just hit. Rob could watch and learn to understand what reality jackpots look like.

[Cerveza Fria]

Hey enchilada--because you like to post pics of these winners playing very volatile games with poor pay tables....are you inclined to believe that knowledgeable vp players wouldn't 100% believe you lose you ass in-between pics, and that you're one of those idiots who collect hundreds of thousands in signers each year only to end up a loser?

Go ahead....and don't slip & slide on the grease slick!

Hey Gringo Singer, my wins are real....Unlike you. And, I don't post each and every win here. And, also unlike you, I don't make up bullshit.

I'll be in Vegas next week...where are the machines that you claim aren't random? Oh wait I just remembered that you're full of shit.

[Jamz]

This thread sounds exciting! I haven't had any big wins yet, but I love seeing everyone else's success stories and photos. Can't wait to share mine when it happens!

[Rob.Singer]

Hey enchilada--because you like to post pics of these winners playing very volatile games with poor pay tables....are you inclined to believe that knowledgeable vp players wouldn't 100% believe you lose you ass in-between pics, and that you're one of those idiots who collect hundreds of thousands in signers each year only to end up a loser?

Go ahead....and don't slip & slide on the grease slick!

Hey Gringo Singer, my wins are real....Unlike you. And, I don't post each and every win here. And, also unlike you, I don't make up bullshit.

I'll be in Vegas next week...where are the machines that you claim aren't random? Oh wait I just remembered that you're full of shit.

Oh OK--you don't post every win here.... Even a caveman understands you lose playing -EV games. Oops!---you get free buffets and beanie hats with propellers for comps. GOTTA be worth at least 3% Ask the expert, kew!

Now get your beaner ass back down to the border, sign in for your deportation hearing, and STFU!!!

[Cerveza Fria]

Hey enchilada--because you like to post pics of these winners playing very volatile games with poor pay tables....are you inclined to believe that knowledgeable vp players wouldn't 100% believe you lose you ass in-between pics, and that you're one of those idiots who collect hundreds of thousands in signers each year only to end up a loser?

Go ahead....and don't slip & slide on the grease slick!

Hey Gringo Singer, my wins are real....Unlike you. And, I don't post each and every win here. And, also unlike you, I don't make up bullshit.

I'll be in Vegas next week...where are the machines that you claim aren't random? Oh wait I just remembered that you're full of shit.

Oh OK--you don't post every win here.... Even a caveman understands you lose playing -EV games. Oops!---you get free buffets and beanie hats with propellers for comps. GOTTA be worth at least 3% Ask the expert, kew!

Now get your beaner ass back down to the border, sign in for your deportation hearing, and STFU!!!

Rob the Slob, why is it you have to find fault when someone else hits a nice jackpot? Says a lot about your personality, not in a good way. You're a pathetic loser, who gets his rocks off criticizing others. Just because you haven't actually hit a large jackpot, doesn't mean you have to take shots at others who do. You're a sad, stupid Gringo.

But, here's your chance at redemption. Like I said earlier, I'll be in Vegas next week. Show your face. Show me how you're an elite AP. Show me the machines that you claim aren't random. I'll document everything on here with pics and vids. Otherwise, STFU.

[Tasha]

This thread sounds exciting! I haven't had any big wins yet, but I love seeing everyone else's success stories and photos. Can't wait to share mine when it happens!

Since you mentioned loving McDonald's in Alan Mendleson 's McDonald's thread, "Bot, bot, bot, bot, I'm not loving it!"

[smurgerburger]

This thread sounds exciting! I haven't had any big wins yet, but I love seeing everyone else's success stories and photos. Can't wait to share mine when it happens!

Since you mentioned loving McDonald's in Alan Mendleson 's McDonald's thread, "Bot, bot, bot, bot, I'm not loving it!"

Very droll.

[The Boz]

This thread sounds exciting! I haven't had any big wins yet, but I love seeing everyone else's success stories and photos. Can't wait to share mine when it happens!

Since you mentioned loving McDonald's in Alan Mendleson 's McDonald's thread, "Bot, bot, bot, bot, I'm not loving it!"

You are definitely wising up Tasha. And far smarter than Kamala Harris! I would 100% bet you over her in an IQ test girl.

[Rob.Singer]

Hey Gringo Singer, my wins are real....Unlike you. And, I don't post each and every win here. And, also unlike you, I don't make up bullshit.

I'll be in Vegas next week...where are the machines that you claim aren't random? Oh wait I just remembered that you're full of shit.

Oh OK--you don't post every win here.... Even a caveman understands you lose playing -EV games. Oops!---you get free buffets and beanie hats with propellers for comps. GOTTA be worth at least 3% Ask the expert, kew!

Now get your beaner ass back down to the border, sign in for your deportation hearing, and STFU!!!

Rob the Slob, why is it you have to find fault when someone else hits a nice jackpot? Says a lot about your personality, not in a good way. You're a pathetic loser, who gets his rocks off criticizing others. Just because you haven't actually hit a large jackpot, doesn't mean you have to take shots at others who do. You're a sad, stupid Gringo.

But, here's your chance at redemption. Like I said earlier, I'll be in Vegas next week. Show your face. Show me how you're an elite AP. Show me the machines that you claim aren't random. I'll document everything on here with pics and vids. Otherwise, STFU.

What a dummy....and with such thin skin.

Don't you know kew turned this into a troll forum, complete with racism, misogyny, bigotry and hate?

Brush up on your insults if you want to fit in. You already got the lying part down pat.

[jdog]

What a dummy....and with such thin skin.

[redietz]

Hey Gringo Singer, my wins are real....Unlike you. And, I don't post each and every win here. And, also unlike you, I don't make up bullshit.

I'll be in Vegas next week...where are the machines that you claim aren't random? Oh wait I just remembered that you're full of shit.

Oh OK--you don't post every win here.... Even a caveman understands you lose playing -EV games. Oops!---you get free buffets and beanie hats with propellers for comps. GOTTA be worth at least 3% Ask the expert, kew!

Now get your beaner ass back down to the border, sign in for your deportation hearing, and STFU!!!

Rob the Slob, why is it you have to find fault when someone else hits a nice jackpot? Says a lot about your personality, not in a good way. You're a pathetic loser, who gets his rocks off criticizing others. Just because you haven't actually hit a large jackpot, doesn't mean you have to take shots at others who do. You're a sad, stupid Gringo.

But, here's your chance at redemption. Like I said earlier, I'll be in Vegas next week. Show your face. Show me how you're an elite AP. Show me the machines that you claim aren't random. I'll document everything on here with pics and vids. Otherwise, STFU.

LOL. I'll be in LV next week, too. Hey, maybe Cerveza Fria is my sock. Probably not -- I actually had to look up what it meant. Sad. Very sad.

But I can wax eloquent on why the phrase "positive expectation" should not be applied to sports betting outside of bonuses and arbitrage opportunities. I know, boring stuff, but it gives me an excuse to park my ass at the South Point buffet for two hours or more.

Travel safe, abuse Singer, and report if you meet up with the ghost of KewlJ.