Todd update WSOP

[accountinquestion]

Ironically I have taken up cheating. I am trying to sneak chips on the table over the buyin cap. I think one dealer was suspicous. I kept greens in my pocket and would reload. Then after some $$ moved around and a new dealer I put a few more greens.The cap is $300 but everyone else is a scrub and doesn't ask for greens when it speeds up the game a lot. So the greens stick out but they fit in your pocket and are easy to add. The reds would blend in but you have to add half a stack at a time. Maybe get a table change and do it in route? I did it the last time so I'm working on my approach. I play it off dumb and they'll give me a warning. Not that they would care that much but i don't want to ever be caught if I wish to keep doing it.

Well, I may be wrong (cough, cough), but I did watch the series TILT in 2005, which (truth be told) was based on real people and real events. The Michael Madsen character, for example, was pretty assuredly "based on" Doyle Brunson, in case anyone is interested.

As far as poker cheating, I mean c'mon, you can riffle chips like Morse code if you practice a little. I don't even want to consider what I'd come up with to bolster a stable if stablemates were at the same table. With people having pieces of each other and side bets that dwarf the early payouts, you'd have to be a, pardon the Bugs Bunny




to think this stuff isn't ubiquitous. I've played in little local feeder tournaments to little WSOP events in Mississippi, and you had husband-and-wife collusion aplenty. I knew a couple who took cruises just to play poker with the rubes. So to think that actual poker players playing for big money, with serious side bets, don't exercise their God-given right to communicate under the radar, okay, you have much more faith in the common man than me. Maybe not as much experience. But much more faith.

Actually much more relevant experience.

Cheating is not ubiquitous, though of course it happens. And incidentally it's not nearly as feasible as you seem to think in a large MTT (of which the WSOP ME is the most extreme example), nor as hard to detect if done repeatedly by the same people in the same venues, as per your hypotheticals.

Of course if we were going to try and drill down their strategy to any sort of detail it would be crickets. Yet he knows all about it.

The thought that these couples did this as a strategy and it is an issue is lol. Yes, on occasion they're both at the final table but you can't just sit where you want to be given chip dump opportunities (no one between). It becomes problematic. How often would this ever work?

So now Redietz is talking out of his ass about poker. That couples pull this off and it being worth their time. It doesn't make much sense.

And never one to be aware he is out of his depth, he brings up tournaments as if that is the real issue. Why? Because that's all he knows. Just like in sports betting - it is all tournaments. He's like those tournament heros, 9 million in wins but who knows the other side. All smoke and mirrors. Also why he doesn't get EV at all. Never needed for coinflip tourneys.

Redietz if you're going to give me shit be funny about it. The chest thumping info bluffing douchery won't get you anywhere. I was trying to be nice then smurger wound me up with his post.

[pinchingyourballs]

Good luck to Mr. Druff, hope he does well.

[MisterV]

Good luck to Mr. Druff, hope he does well.

Uh...

Todd busted out 603rd out of 10K players. Cashed for 30K. A 20K profit.

[pinchingyourballs]

Good luck to Mr. Druff, hope he does well.

Uh...

Todd busted out 603rd out of 10K players. Cashed for 30K. A 20K profit.

Well that sucks balls.

[Tasha]

Rarely does anyone hear about the massive losses these poker addicts suffer in all the games--live and especially online--they get involved in between WSOP's. It's purely a game of chance to players who don't have access to all the cards being shown on live TV broadcasts in order to be able to use the math as an advantage, and who have to "hope" they get the best flopped cards....while everyone else gets fucked.

A thrill-a-minute....as their families end up frying cube steak instead of ribeyes because of them.

Mentioning CUBE STEAK doesn't REALLY make sense. Cube steak is still a good thing. It would have been VERY reasonable if you had said something like,"While their Families are using SNAP, WIC, EBT, and are one missed paycheck away from poverty."

[DGenBen]

Rarely does anyone hear about the massive losses these poker addicts suffer in all the games--live and especially online--they get involved in between WSOP's. It's purely a game of chance to players who don't have access to all the cards being shown on live TV broadcasts in order to be able to use the math as an advantage, and who have to "hope" they get the best flopped cards....while everyone else gets fucked.

A thrill-a-minute....as their families end up frying cube steak instead of ribeyes because of them.

Mentioning CUBE STEAK doesn't REALLY make sense. Cube steak is still a good thing. It would have been VERY reasonable if you had said something like,"While their Families are using SNAP, WIC, EBT, and are one missed paycheck away from poverty."

I think it was a typo and what he meant or what autocorrect changed was tube steak.

[Rob.Singer]

Rarely does anyone hear about the massive losses these poker addicts suffer in all the games--live and especially online--they get involved in between WSOP's. It's purely a game of chance to players who don't have access to all the cards being shown on live TV broadcasts in order to be able to use the math as an advantage, and who have to "hope" they get the best flopped cards....while everyone else gets fucked.

A thrill-a-minute....as their families end up frying cube steak instead of ribeyes because of them.

Mentioning CUBE STEAK doesn't REALLY make sense. Cube steak is still a good thing. It would have been VERY reasonable if you had said something like,"While their Families are using SNAP, WIC, EBT, and are one missed paycheck away from poverty."

Only idiots wouldn't comprehend that people who eat cube steaks are slugs. These things barely pass as edible pieces of meat for humans, with their high fat content and massive amounts of tough tendons running thru them. But blacks don't mind. Neither do animals.

[DGenBen]

Rarely does anyone hear about the massive losses these poker addicts suffer in all the games--live and especially online--they get involved in between WSOP's. It's purely a game of chance to players who don't have access to all the cards being shown on live TV broadcasts in order to be able to use the math as an advantage, and who have to "hope" they get the best flopped cards....while everyone else gets fucked.

A thrill-a-minute....as their families end up frying cube steak instead of ribeyes because of them.

Mentioning CUBE STEAK doesn't REALLY make sense. Cube steak is still a good thing. It would have been VERY reasonable if you had said something like,"While their Families are using SNAP, WIC, EBT, and are one missed paycheck away from poverty."

Only idiots wouldn't comprehend that people who eat cube steaks are slugs. These things barely pass as edible pieces of meat for humans, with their high fat content and massive amounts of tough tendons running thru them. But blacks don't mind. Neither do animals.

Well, in fairness to her it’s all relative.

If someone’s main meat dish is usually potted meat, or spam, then actually cube steak WOULD be like filet mignon, relatively speaking of course.

[MisterV]

Only idiots wouldn't comprehend that people who eat cube steaks are slugs.

Swiss steak is typically made from cube steak, Robert: are you calling the people of Switzerland "slugs" as well?

I admire the Swiss, they're clever, strong and wealthy: they must owe it to eating all that cube steak.

[pinchingyourballs]

Rarely does anyone hear about the massive losses these poker addicts suffer in all the games--live and especially online--they get involved in between WSOP's. It's purely a game of chance to players who don't have access to all the cards being shown on live TV broadcasts in order to be able to use the math as an advantage, and who have to "hope" they get the best flopped cards....while everyone else gets fucked.

A thrill-a-minute....as their families end up frying cube steak instead of ribeyes because of them.

Mentioning CUBE STEAK doesn't REALLY make sense. Cube steak is still a good thing. It would have been VERY reasonable if you had said something like,"While their Families are using SNAP, WIC, EBT, and are one missed paycheck away from poverty."

I hear you girl. Cube steak with mushroom gravy, caramelized onions, and baby potatoes sauteed in herb butter. Yum. Only some kind of vegan faggot would turn his nose up at it.

[Rob.Singer]

Only idiots wouldn't comprehend that people who eat cube steaks are slugs.

Swiss steak is typically made from cube steak, Robert: are you calling the people of Switzerland "slugs" as well?

I admire the Swiss, they're clever, strong and wealthy: they must owe it to eating all that cube steak.

V, I'm believing you've never spent any amount of time in Switzerland after that reach.

[DGenBen]

Cube steak comes from the ass of the cow.

It would be technically correct to call it cow’s ass.

[MisterV]

V, I'm believing you've never spent any amount of time in Switzerland after that reach.

Dang...ya got me.

Yes, the tenderizing process, called "swissing" is not directly related to the Swiss.

Nor is Swiss Miss cocoa powder or pudding for that matter.

BUT Swiss cheese did originate in their alpine pastures, and let us not forget a subject near and dear to both our hearts: Swiss watches.

A former spook such as yourself might also be familiar with Swiss banks and their secrecy standards.

[DGenBen]

V, I'm believing you've never spent any amount of time in Switzerland after that reach.

Dang...ya got me.

Yes, the tenderizing process, called "swissing" is not directly related to the Swiss.

Nor is Swiss Miss cocoa powder or pudding for that matter.

BUT Swiss cheese did originate in their alpine pastures, and let us not forget a subject near and dear to both our hearts: Swiss watches.

A former spook such as yourself might also be familiar with Swiss banks and their secrecy standards.

Are you sure about your definition of “swissing”?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/defi...?term=Swissing

[Rob.Singer]

Did Todd lose again, or did he win enuf to pay for his online gambling habit for the next year?

[The Boz]

V, I'm believing you've never spent any amount of time in Switzerland after that reach.

Dang...ya got me.

Yes, the tenderizing process, called "swissing" is not directly related to the Swiss.

Nor is Swiss Miss cocoa powder or pudding for that matter.

BUT Swiss cheese did originate in their alpine pastures, and let us not forget a subject near and dear to both our hearts: Swiss watches.

A former spook such as yourself might also be familiar with Swiss banks and their secrecy standards.

Had an employee years ago everyone called Swiss Cheese Barry (black guy) because he was shot so many times and lived. But the guy could clean a restroom!

[kewlJ]

Did Todd lose again, or did he win enuf to pay for his online gambling habit for the next year?

Spoken like the bitter degenerate gambler that you are. Only a life long losing degenerate gambler could be this angry and bitter of people that actually win.

[MDawg]

Only a person who cannot control his bowel movements, let alone his actions, would keep vowing to never return to a forum, never respond to so and so (including to MDawg and R.Singer), and yet keep breaking his vows.

She’s an embarrassment an indecisive twit to end all indecisive twits.

Even UNKewlJ himself must realize that he's not right in the head, to say constantly that he will do this or that, and then stand by helplessly as he can't keep to any sort of resolve...about anything.

Can't you imagine this indecisive twit at the tables, putting one hand up to his face, the other propped against his side, and declaring in his high pitched whiny voice, "Well I just don't KNOWW if I should hit or stay?"

[kewlJ]

Mdawg, you are just a very unpleasant person.

I guess no real surprise that once your silly story was exposed and you showed everyone that you were really nothing but a troll, it is no surprise.

And YOU did that, not me. I exposed your little story. YOU showed who you really are.

[monet]

The WSOP allows constant solvers and cheating right at the table and all you Fuckers are talking about is... CUBE STEAK!
Just more proof that all poker players are scum and will cheat no matter what.
I know.
I'm one of them.
If you ain't cheating, you're broke.