I am not sure that is who it is V. Could be. But could be others as well.
The mention of Guamian mother, as in Pacific Islander, I think might be a deflect, wanting us to think it is your hound friend. He is the only one that came up with that silliness.
It could be him, but I have 2 others in mind as well.
Got the "internet stuff" that he pays for wrong though, as well as the stab at my name. Internet and cable is included in the condo fee. Well, technically an option of the condo fee. $40 package that would otherwise be hundreds of dollars.