Abby Garn was crouched behind the window of the kitchen of the luxurious penthouse suite in the James L Knight Center. Yes, I know what a penthouse is. She was defying the laws of physics and hovering mid-air. From her perch she overheard the whole hullabaloo involving members of Cake Cream finding Tasha queefing behind their couch. Abby was recording the sounds of their shrieks and farts so that she could resample them and make her own hit song with the help of her producer boyfriend Kewlio "Dawg" Singer.

After Abby procured enough hours of recording, she took them back to the studio. Kewlio "Dawg" Singer recorded her playing a few chords on a guitar and singing a few bars of a melody he had come up with in the shower. Then he worked his magic and created the hit song of the summer. Abby was ecstatic. Agents of other bands were blowing up her phone wanting to do collabs and seeing if she was available as an opening act. Abby finally realized her dream of opening for Cake Cream at the James L Knight Center.

All was going well during her set when suddenly there was a horrible shaking and low moaning coming from the floor itself. Shit, we're all falling into a sink hole, she mused. Abby kept playing for as long as the power stayed on. In a matter of minutes, Abby Garn, everyone in Cake Cream, Tasha (who always hides backstage during their shows) and 3000 retarded fans were swallowed up by Gaia.