Axl woke up the lads from their sound sleep in the luxurious penthouse suite for a BIG announcement.
"Boys, we finally made it: the Big Time. We've eclipsed Taylor Swift as the most popular and wealthiest musicians touring today, and we have just secured a residency at the Sphere."
"Hey Axl, I still have this light bulb stuck up my butt, and..."
"Shut up Billie: TMI."
"Hey Axl, my johnson is red, sore and dripping a smelly goo; what does it mean?"
"It means you're pregnant. Now, as I was saying...."
"Hey Axl, why do you keep us prisoners in this luxurious penthouse suite?"
"You're not prisoners, silly: Those bars and locks are to keep the fans out. Now..."
"Hey Axl, what about the idea of time travel irrevocably involving an existential paradox?"
"Only if you're Jamaican. OK, moving on..."
"Hey Axl, I just stuck my finger up my nose: can I eat it or should I save it?"
"Add sugar to it and use it as an ice cream topping."
They all thanked him, shook his hand, and returned to bed.
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