"What I have to offer is better than money: I can turn you on to some viable Advantage Plays."
Axl didn't gamble other than regularly engaging in unprotected sex so the offer meant nothing to him and he said so.
"Fine. You're bisexual, so I'll let you suck me off...I'll give YOU my head so you can give me head."
While tempting, Axl declined, saying "No, I'm on a diet. Sorry, and I'n into girls this week."
Boz asked "Aren't you curious about the job?"
Axl realized that "Hey, I'm curious about the job;" he thanked Boz for asking, was welcomed, and they shook hands.
"What I want is for you to seduce that temptress, Tasha. Go to Miami. We don't know where she lives but we know she's in her forties and looks like that Huxtable woman on the Cosby show; she may have a Jamaican accent. Hang out at Church's Chicken until she shows up and shits on the flo'; offer her a mop as a conversation opener and take it from there."
"OK, but why do you want me to do that, why don't YOU do it yourself?"
"I'm happily married, that's why. But I wanna watch, so I'll be nearby when you do it. I'll film it on my camera for the guys at WoV to watch later: it should eclipse Robert's Newell saga. Dan asked me to come up with some good clickbait.."
Axl pondered the offer:it seemed very tempting, even if he was paid nothing; I mean who wouldn't want to seduce and defoliate an asexual, autistic forty-something year old virgin?
"I gotta stink about this..." he squatted down and amidst the miasma of his fart stink he came to a decision.
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