Young Axl Rose and Cake Cream in 2022! :D

[MisterV]

Having disposed of the wicked witch Axl Rose the children entered through the open doorway and explored.

"Oh boy...look at all the guitars, keyboards, drums, amps..." said Kentry, espying same festooned throughout the James L. Knight center.

"Wow, it's a good thing we're all musical savants" said Dean; "I mean, all except Tasha."

The ragamuffins glared stony-eyed at their musically inept sister, Tasha cringed, queefed quietly, and started to cry.

"Daddy always liked you best. He taught you to play and sing but he made me fetch sticks and coal."

"True 'dat" remarked Donathan.

"Hey, I know what" said Dean: "Since most of us are great musicians let's use this equipment and the witch's house to put on concerts. We'll soon be richer than Taylor Swift. Fuck going back home and fuck our wicked step-mother."

The gifted waifs cheered, fist-pumped and pissed themselves.

"Richer than Taylor Swift? Can I suck off a famous football player too?" quizzed Kentry, fondly remembering the lessons her daddy had given her in making her way in the world.

''Of course. As a famous musician you can grab any guy and gobble him at will; hell, you'll get PLENTY of vitamins."

Dean concluded with "We'll need a manager. Hey, maybe the Dark Woodsman can do it."

They all yodeled their appreciation and thanked Dean for the idea of forming a band; he welcomed them by shaking their hands (all except Tasha) and hopping on one foot, closing with a massive sphincter ripper..

With that they picked up instruments, powered up the amps and BAM immediately started playing and singing masterfully.

"Hey guys, we need a name for our Super Group" remarked Karice.

They pondered briefly and soon agreed upon "Cock Cream:" as a tribute to their father.

"Tasha, since you can't play and can't sing you need to leave, so shoo, girl, get the fuck out of here."

As the band played on Tasha slinked away from the James L. Knight center.

Searching for direction, meaning, and a warm floor to shit on she wandered the streets of Miami until she espied a Church's Chicken next store to a Walgreens.

[Tasha]

Mr V and Pinching, you guys continue to make a mockery of my Fictional Axl Rose sequel story!

[MisterV]

Mr V and Pinching, you guys continue to make a mockery of my Fictional Axl Rose sequel story!

"Tasha, since you can't play and can't sing you need to leave, so shoo, girl, get the fuck out of here."

[Tasha]

Mr V and Pinching, you guys continue to make a mockery of my Fictional Axl Rose sequel story!

"Tasha, since you can't play and can't sing you need to leave, so shoo, girl, get the fuck out of here."

And you wonder why I don't make too many new Chapters.

[MisterV]

No, I don't wonder or care at all.

You said you were done so i have dismissed you as a contributor: we don't need, want or expect you to post any more of your doggerel, thank you very much...we'll post our own, this thread is OURS now.

True, you gave birth to this bastard of a story but then you threw it into the dumpster and we recovered it.

From now its just me, the scorpion, and the Canadian.

C ya...

[Tasha]

No, I don't wonder or care at all.

You said you were done so i have dismissed you as a contributor: we don't need, want or expect you to post any more of your doggerel, thank you very much...we'll post our own, this thread is OURS now.

True, you gave birth to this bastard of a story but then you threw it into the dumpster and we recovered it.

From now its just me, the scorpion, and the Canadian.

C ya...

I only lost interest because you and Pinching fucked up my story! You and Pinching have caused me to resent my own story!

[pinchingyourballs]

Tasha, you have posted this story on half a dozen forums. This is the only place where it got improved. So, how did it get ruined? Nobody on WOV would dare touch it, there it remains pure.

Feel free to add unofficial wacky non-canon chapters on this thread, you know, stuff that's bouncing around in your head that you wouldn't dare post on WoV. Write a chapter about all your forum enemies across the internet landscape. For example, Boz, those people from the get him to the greek forums and wwe forums who called you creepy retard. Name and shame, and then make them all get eaten by alligators.

[Tasha]

Tasha, you have posted this story on half a dozen forums. This is the only place where it got improved. So, how did it get ruined? Nobody on WOV would dare touch it, there it remains pure.

Feel free to add unofficial wacky non-canon chapters on this thread, you know, stuff that's bouncing around in your head that you wouldn't dare post on WoV. Write a chapter about all your forum enemies across the internet landscape. For example, Boz, those people from the get him to the greek forums and wwe forums who called you creepy retard. Name and shame, and then make them all get eaten by alligators.

I had a loyal follower on the other Website, but she permanently left in solidarity with a bullied Poster. Bullied Poster came back shortly after leaving that Website, but my loyal follower NEVER came back . Funny how she PERMANENTLY left over a Poster that only ended up leaving TEMPORARILY. I REALLY wish my loyal follower would come back. She should have come back when the guy did..

[Tasha]

Tasha, you have posted this story on half a dozen forums. This is the only place where it got improved. So, how did it get ruined? Nobody on WOV would dare touch it, there it remains pure.

Feel free to add unofficial wacky non-canon chapters on this thread, you know, stuff that's bouncing around in your head that you wouldn't dare post on WoV. Write a chapter about all your forum enemies across the internet landscape. For example, Boz, those people from the get him to the greek forums and wwe forums who called you creepy retard. Name and shame, and then make them all get eaten by alligators.

I had a loyal follower on the other Website, but she permanently left in solidarity with a bullied Poster. Bullied Poster came back shortly after leaving that Website, but my loyal follower NEVER came back . Funny how she PERMANENTLY left over a Poster that only ended up leaving TEMPORARILY. I REALLY wish my loyal follower would come back. She should have come back when the guy did..

[MisterV]

Well let's just flip things around.

Now YOU can be OUR "Loyal Follower."

You say we fucked up your story and caused you to resent it: GOOD!

As the Scorp says, we actually IMPROVED it, adding wit, humor and penises galore; remember, SEX SELLS.

Of course, as an asexual you wouldn't grasp that fact, much less a cock.

Please keep up or get out of the way...

[pinchingyourballs]

Tasha, you have posted this story on half a dozen forums. This is the only place where it got improved. So, how did it get ruined? Nobody on WOV would dare touch it, there it remains pure.

Feel free to add unofficial wacky non-canon chapters on this thread, you know, stuff that's bouncing around in your head that you wouldn't dare post on WoV. Write a chapter about all your forum enemies across the internet landscape. For example, Boz, those people from the get him to the greek forums and wwe forums who called you creepy retard. Name and shame, and then make them all get eaten by alligators.

I had a loyal follower on the other Website, but she permanently left in solidarity with a bullied Poster. Bullied Poster came back shortly after leaving that Website, but my loyal follower NEVER came back . Funny how she PERMANENTLY left over a Poster that only ended up leaving TEMPORARILY. I REALLY wish my loyal follower would come back. She should have come back when the guy did..

Why don't you write a story about Axl being bullied on forums? I'll start if off for you then you or Mr. V or Abby can continue it, if you'd like.

It was a dark and stormy night. Axl had just logged on to HowlsMovingCastleFanForums.xyz and noticed with dismay that the user "animelover" had stopped having nice conversations with him about their mutual love of the movie Howl's Moving Castle. Axl then logged on to HighAltitudeBakingForums.mx and noticed a new thread titled "Axl Rose is an annoying creep who has a creepy obsession with the movie Howl's Moving Castle." Axl was totally shocked to discover that animelover had done a forum crossover.

Tears welled in Axl's eyes as he read many horrible and untrue things about himself. But then a bright spot appeard. The user "muffinlover," who was Axl's forum enemy on HighAltitudeBaking.mx was defending Axl, saying stuff like animelover is more retarded than Axl for following Axl to a completely different forum. Axl was heartened to see muffinlover defending him.

After animelover was chased off of HighAltitudeBaking.mx, Axl thanked muffinlover for sticking up for him. But then muffinlover shocked Axl by saying he was not Axl's friend and still thought Axl was a retard. Muffinlover simply thought that animelover was even more retarded.

Axl needed to clear his head after all that confusion. He then logged on to DegenerateGamblerRetards.com to post another chapter of his fictional Chone Wilson story. Chone Wilson was his main escape when forum posting let him down. Axl wrote a new chapter about Chone Wilson meeting a woman named Tasha who has had sex with everyone in Miami. Chone bets Tasha that she cannot have sex with everyone in Ft. Lauderdale, but then he loses the bet when Tasha manages to accomplish this feat. Chone and Tasha shake hands and agree that from now on he will not bet against Tasha. To celebrate, the head to DQ for strawberry blizzards, holding hands and farting tunefully as they skip down the sidewalk.

[MisterV]

Yes, that's the spirit we have here.

Now how can I introduce the subject of necrophelia...so many topics, so little time.

Ah, i got it....

Axl logged onto his "secret" site on the Dark Web: Corpsefuckersanonymous.org, and noted that nobody had commented on his thread about asexually fucking a ghost.

Tears welled in his eyes; he farted loud bursts of displeasure, staining both his britches and the seat cushion, but Axl didn't care anymore, hell, he didn't want to live.

"They ignore me!" He sobbed.

Axl painfully recalled the Good Old Days of the Axl Rose time travel thread on Vegascasinobullshitters.com: "Oh, I had it so good there, people gave enough of a shit to add to my amateur-hour, inane, lame piece of shitty creative writing...but best of all I had A FOLLOWING."

The moral of the story: Be careful what you wish for, you might just get it, I mean you might just shit the flo'.

[pinchingyourballs]

Axl Rose continued his Fictional Chone Wilson story. In the next chapter, Chone Wilson met a hobo named Boz who not only has a dick and balls growing out of his forehead, but also is able to suck it off, due to it being 12 inches long. Axl pondered whether to make Chone Wilson give the man a dollar, or fart in his general direction. Just as Axl was about to type out Chone's next move, there was a knock at the door.

Axl opened the door to his studio apartment, and there before him stood a hobo with a 12 inch long dong and bison balls growing out of his forehead.

"My name is Boz and I have a job for you," the hobo began.

"If you're a hobo, how do you have money to pay me for any type of job?" Axl demanded.

"Who said anything about paying you?" And with that, Boz laughed a deep gutteral laugh that terrified Axl to his core. Axl shat himself a little.

[MisterV]

"What I have to offer is better than money: I can turn you on to some viable Advantage Plays."

Axl didn't gamble other than regularly engaging in unprotected sex so the offer meant nothing to him and he said so.

"Fine. You're bisexual, so I'll let you suck me off...I'll give YOU my head so you can give me head."

While tempting, Axl declined, saying "No, I'm on a diet. Sorry, and I'n into girls this week."

Boz asked "Aren't you curious about the job?"

Axl realized that "Hey, I'm curious about the job;" he thanked Boz for asking, was welcomed, and they shook hands.

"What I want is for you to seduce that temptress, Tasha. Go to Miami. We don't know where she lives but we know she's in her forties and looks like that Huxtable woman on the Cosby show; she may have a Jamaican accent. Hang out at Church's Chicken until she shows up and shits on the flo'; offer her a mop as a conversation opener and take it from there."

"OK, but why do you want me to do that, why don't YOU do it yourself?"

"I'm happily married, that's why. But I wanna watch, so I'll be nearby when you do it. I'll film it on my camera for the guys at WoV to watch later: it should eclipse Robert's Newell saga. Dan asked me to come up with some good clickbait.."

Axl pondered the offer:it seemed very tempting, even if he was paid nothing; I mean who wouldn't want to seduce and defoliate an asexual, autistic forty-something year old virgin?

"I gotta stink about this..." he squatted down and amidst the miasma of his fart stink he came to a decision.

[MHF]

From now its just me, the scorpion, and the Canadian.

I'm just "a fly on wall".



Fly on the Wall
Song by AC/DC

You can dance through the night
Rock 'n' roll music itching to fight
Makin' love drunk or stoned
Lookin' for dollars, get broken-boned
It's a game too tough to tame
Ends up the same
Sweatin' out the rain

I was trapped like a fly on the wall
I was caged like a zoo animal
No escape from the fate that you make
You're a snake, I've had all I can take
Watch out, there's a fly on the wall

Take a chance, take a bite
Ooh, rock roll devil take me tonight
Like a bitch making heat
Beatin' on my chest, licking at my feet
It's a game too tough to tame
Ending up the same
Sweating in the rain
So watch out, there's a fly on the wall

I was trapped like a fly on the wall
I was caged like a zoo animal
No escape from the fate that you make
You're a snake, I've had all I can take

I was trapped like a fly on the wall
I was caged like a zoo animal
No escape from the fate that you make
You're a snake, I've had all I can take

I was trapped like a fly on the wall
I was caged like a zoo animal
Enraged from the fate that you make
You're a snake, and I've had all I can take

There's a fly on the wall

And, it was only another coincidence (without anagrams, or gematria), that the video runs about 3:33 ---> 333 with 777 comments at the AC/DC - Fly on the Wall (Official Music Video) link at https://www.google.com/search?q=vide...hrome&ie=UTF-8 . Last comment, about seven months ago.

[pinchingyourballs]

Tasha must be a very pure soul if she has no appetite for using this thread as a vehicle for insulting all of her forum enemies.

[MisterV]

Tasha was fed up with being ragged and dragged by that motherfucking asshole Mister. V.

"I thought he was my forum friend but now all he does is have me shitting on the floor at Church's Chicken and being defoliated by ham-fisted gamblin' men. I need to get him to like me, or to tell the truth I really want him to love me."

Yes, Tasha had a mad crush on her tormenter.

She consulted her Ouija board and Magic Eight Ball for the answer and voila', there it was: "Take him to lunch in Portland and praise him shamelessly; men love that shit."

Tasha PM'ed Mister. V and tried to set a lunch date.

"Fuck no, Tasha. Oooohhhh...you've got girl cooties, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole."

Frustrated, she next consulted with Madame Roo, a gypsy with a gold tattoo.

"This fellow, this Mister. V, he is no ordinary man, Tasha, and it will take something extraordinary to win him over."

Tasha let loose a queef of curiosity: "Have you any suggestions Madame Roo?"

"Yes indeed; I'll go mix up the elixir now...I call it 'Love Potion Number Nine'."

Tasha left the beat trailer of the wart-nosed gypsy and took the bus back toward her squalid apartment, but she just HAD to try out the love potion first.

Emboldened by the prospect of finally finding what passes these days for True Love with her west coast nemesis she espied a sleeping hobo across the aisle and put her test into motion.

"Here goes..." and she put a drop of the magic elixir on his lips.

The hobo immediately popped a monster hard on for the ages; he grabbed an old lady sitting next to him, ripped her clothes off and ravished her repeatedly: the old gal seemed to rather enjoy it as did the other riders who videoed and uploaded it to cyberspace.

Tasha smiled: "I'll make that bastard Mister V. love me if it's the last thing I ever do."

Little did she know that in addition to a love potion she now had the Gift of Prophecy.

[Tasha]

Tasha must be a very pure soul if she has no appetite for using this thread as a vehicle for insulting all of her forum enemies.

Not interested in insulting my Forum Enemies. I remember someone insulting me REALLY hard and I just maturely responded to him. He responded something like,"I was actually expecting you to cuss me out. Not respond to me so maturely. I responded something like,"Yes, I'm angry about you insulting me but that doesn't mean I'm going to cuss my head off at you like a rabid dog foaming at the mouth. I can show anger while still acting like I have some decorum and common sense."

[MisterV]

Tasha finished squatting on the kitchen floor and uncharacteristically she promptly mopped up her little pyramid of OCD shamefullness, causing her long-suffering mammie to comment "Whoa, chile: yo sure is bein' consid-rate, cleaning up after yo own self."

"Yes mammie, it's 'cause I gots me a sort of boy friend and I's goin' to take da bus to Portland to be wit him."

Mammie's ears perked up, as did her hopes: might her daughter FINALLY move out after Lo these many decades?

"Who be dis man?"

"His name is Mister. V, mammie: here be his picture."

With that she removed from her hideous handbag a crumpled, dog-eared black and white copy of the only known online photograph of Mister V., taken years ago at a WoV spring fling.

"Is he da one wearing a dress?"

"No mammie, dat be Nareed, the tranny from Mexico; my man be da one in the flaming dice shirt."

"He a tranny too?"

"No mammie, he be normal, but he be a real asshole most of de time, but I doesn't care, I loves him."

Mammie scrutinized the image: "Chile, you does see dat he be a white devil, not a brotha?"

"Yes mammie, I sees dat but isn't it true dat love conquers all?"

Mammie laughed so hard her false teeth fell out of her mouth.

"Wha's so funny?"

"Chile, ain't no such thing as lasting love. Where be yo daddy? I ain't espied dat slick talkin' rascal since that night out behind the chicken shack when you was made. Nice lookin' buck, he went by the name of Rasmus. Da grapevine say he be in prison but I never say his name to da welfare: I didn't want no trouble if'n dey makes him pay dat chile s'port."

"Well Mister V. ain't in prison, he be a free man and I be a free woman. So there."

With that Tasha went online and purchased her Greyhound ticket, Miami to Portland; smiling, she said "I be leavin' tomorrow mammie, wish me luck."

"Breaks a leg, baby-girl" wished mammie, unaware that she too had the Gift of Prophecy.

[pinchingyourballs]

Ima sit back and see where dis be goin'.