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https://oeis.org/A002110

Oh, the product of the first eight primes as 2*3*5*7*11*13*17*19 = 9699690, and, so, I've already accounted for this one, too.

(19 - 3) * 2 * 5 * 7 * 11 * 13 * 17 = 2722720, which, figuratively speaking, or in a different mathematical sense, may be read as 2*3*5*7*11*13*17*19 if wrap the 17 around to the 19.

In the sense that the latter bolded numeral is an inverse of the former.




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What's interesting now is that I can stop with the anagrams with gematria, but, you can't stop with the quite strange stories.

It doesn't take much prodding to get you to back to gematria posting. You could probably go longer without choking the chicken than you could without posting about your favorite numbers.

[MHF]

What's interesting now is that I can stop with the anagrams with gematria, but, you can't stop with the quite strange stories.

It doesn't take much prodding to get you to back to gematria posting. You could probably go longer without choking the chicken than you could without posting about your favorite numbers.

I have no idea what you're going on about.

ge·ma·tri·a
/ɡəˈmātrēə/
noun
a Kabbalistic method of interpreting the Hebrew scriptures by computing the numerical value of words, based on those of their constituent letters.

I substituted no numerical values for letters in words.

As for the anagrams above, they were from my posts from the fairly distant past.

As for your own creations, there is no reason to critique them.

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After all, it must be a bitch to wake up as a spent man, let alone on a gambling forum, and, so, without having relatively quickly pursued either of the things that truly define us.

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While Tasha Fartin was enjoying the life of a well-paid artist who had the creative and financial freedom to pursue only projects she was passionate about, her husband Martin H. Fartin was having an existential crisis. After 17 years he still had not found the equation for the unified casino carpet curve. He partly blamed his lack of progress on his wife Tasha, who was pestering him for a baby and demanding so much lovin' that Martin had lost 289 pounds from all the exercise. But it was more than that.

In his hand he idly spun a blue leather wallet that Tasha had found on the floor on a casino whose carpet she was studying. Inside was $4913 and a player's club card. He studied it with the expression of someone who pretended to be a mathematician. He had never actually gambled at a casino. Could that be what was blocking him?

Dr. Fartin got in his 1990 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme Convertible and headed over to Chinook Winds. Channeling his inner ploppy he managed to win $83521. He even found a wallet on the ground, but not wanting to be too much like Tasha, he ignored it. When he got back home to share the good news with his wife, he discovered her in bed with another man!

Not just any man was impregnating his wife. The betrayal hit too close to home, Dr. Fartin could hardly believe whose hairy ass his wife was slapping.

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And yet...if the truth be known the sight of his wife being boned by another man stirred his loins: he watched the action through a crack in door and marveled at how his wife writhed, gyrated and shook her booty while her gash was bashed by an interloping paramour..

While watching he had an idea: "Incorporate sex into casino carpet design...EUREKA!"

Impulsively he had a grand notion: he walked in on the shameless sluts and said: "Tasha, Chone, hold that pose..." and he snapped a few pics on his phone of their carnal tableau, then he left them to feast on shame.

Oblivious to their shouts of apology for being found out he went to his layout table and incorporated the photo into a new carpet design; he called it "Rite of Spring" but really it was just a phallus plummeting the depths of a vagina.

It quickly became the most popular carpet that would ever be trod upon by umpteen casino losers and it sold as quickly as it could be manufactured.

Dr. Fartin soon had truckloads of "Rite of Spring" shipped to and installed in casinos around the world; he curb-kicked Tasha back to the Miami ghetto and planted images of child porn on Chone's i-phone, then ratted him out to the Feds: life was going beautifully.

He'd given up pursuing his cockamamie search for the equation for the unified casino carpet curve, realizing that the only thing that the meat monkeys playing games in the casinos really cared about was hope, greed, fear and sex; the first three needs were met by the games themselves, and Rite of Spring completed the picture.

Yet for all of this he was a lonely, unhappy man, a man caught on the cusp of reality and insanity: something just had to give, and soon.

[MHF]

Well, I imagine that farty humor went out with the '50's. I mean, even though farts, essentially, are aerosolized shit, nobody gives a shit about farts, anymore.

Insofar as my favorite numerals, perhaps they picked me. I mean, I was born on 2 July, 1961, and, precisely at 9 am (during a severe thunderstorm) which makes the whole thing smack dab in the middle of the year, with leap years factored into the thus average.

About being a mathematician, there are many definitions, but, given a working "working theory of everything", then what need of math, either? Such isn't about even becoming smarter, and smarter, but, enough to realize that all of the math has to fit, and, so, whichever math is already known will suffice (to fit, and, then, derive the thus ultimate curve, dimensional equation, or, whichever you want to call it.)

Getting back to the numerals at hand, it's interesting that the product of the prime numbers, up to 61, is 117288381359406970983270, at https://oeis.org/A002110, which begins with 1172 ---> 1721, to go with the 69, or 96, in the same way that 72, or 27, goes with 1961 . I already noted that 2*3*5*7*11*13*17*19 = 9699690, the product of the prime numbers up to 19. So, put the 19 with the 61, to get the 1961 . Anyway, if you look hard enough, you'll spot the numeral, 359 hiding in the first numeral. That was my favorite numeral, as long as I had one. And, another prime number.

And, oh, the only person who can't see the pattern, in PYB's last post, has to be MrV! But what does old PYB do when he has to itch his?

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Dr. Fartin finally blew a gasket; while espying his glass of absinthe he wondered "Is it hall full or half empty?"

Until that moment his brilliant mind had easily ferreted out and delivered the answer to any of life's questions, but finally his train of thought had derailed.

For an hour he sat there stunned, eyes glassy, mouth drooling, britches soiled: and then a brick was hurled through his living room window, landing at his feet.

It caused him to exit his private reverie; there was a note tied to the brick; it said "359."

This shook the Canuck to his core; it forced him to recall memories which only many years of intense psychotherapy, heavy meds, electro shock therapy and a full lobotomy had quelled.

359 was the most seminal integer in his existence; not only was it his ranked class standing at high school graduation but it was the total number of times he'd been sent to detention for exposing himself to his fellow classmates back in the Great White North.

He'd fled to France to escape: joining the French Foreign Legion he'd been taken prisoner by Amazons and forced to mate with them 359 times: he recalled with horror and revulsion how they used him only for his body, completely neglecting his mind.

But it was when he got nuked at WoV after posting his 359th bit of gemetria that he finally new that this number owned him.

The mad lad cried 359 tears then turned on channel 359 and watched "Questionmark and the Myterians" sing their famous song "359 tears."

Pent up, it took him 359 strokes to unleash 359 little sperms.

Oh, the mathematical misery of life...

[MisterV]

Dr. Fartin, a long time gambler, went further down the rabbit hole.

He'd been booted from most gambling forums due to both his thick Canadian accent which few readers could understand and his penchant for posting meaningless bullshit about math and numbers.

From his aerie atop the "Welcome to Las Vegas" sign Dan Druff, the mod at VCT, the only forum still open to the daft Canuck, was about to push the ban button consigning the crazy Northman to the slag heap.

"That rascal, that imp...he keeps clogging up the plumbling at VCT with his big, fat smelly gemetria turds, causing all the forum effluvia and shit to back up, overflow and ooze into our keyboards. Not good, not good at all."

So Dan sent him a PM: "Shape up or ship out."

The response was quick in coming: "It is my considered opinion, arrived at after 359 seconds of thought that I should buy this site as I need a place to roost. I will pay you $359 --- Canadian. When in charge i will allow only 359 chosen members to post, all will have a 359 word post limitation, and they'll be forced to depart after 359 posts."

Dan espied a cute chick posing for a selfie at the LV sign, but rather than wolf whistle her he tore himself from the eye candy and as part of his admin duties he PM'ed: "No sale: and I can provide you with 359 reasons why this site is not for sale."

Dr. Fartin read the rejection, sighed, and started chewing chunks of whale blubber, limiting himself to no more and no less than 359 chews per chunk.

"Gotta keep it real" he shouted out to the empty room.

[MHF]

359 is just another numeral. What, that day of the year is either Christmas Eve, or, Christmas? How about deriving 222 from it, as (359 degrees - 137 degrees) = 222? Oh, and 137 = 2^7 + 2^3 + 2^(1 - 1) ---> 222, and 1/137 . I've heard also that 359 starts at the 142nd decimal place of pi.

Some of us kids had favorite numerals, colors, and whatnot. The best part of it was not having to prove any of it out.




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I like the number 142857. It's self-cyclic or something, don't know the precise word for the property but it's like this:

142857 x 2 = 285714

142857 x 3 = 428571

142857 x 4 = 571428

142857 x 5 = 714285

142857 x 6 = 857142

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Ah, but 14770 is a "weird" number...very "weird."

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Ah, but 14770 is a "weird" number...very "weird."

V subconsciously trying to call the suicide text number. I get it, V. And, maybe, you'll get a hold of EvenBob, at the other end.

Text HOME to 741741 to connect with a volunteer Crisis Counselor.

Now I wonder what V's favorite words are.

[pinchingyourballs]

Ah, but 14770 is a "weird" number...very "weird."

V subconsciously trying to call the suicide text number. I get it, V. And, maybe, you'll get a hold of EvenBob, at the other end.

Text HOME to 741741 to connect with a volunteer Crisis Counselor.

Now I wonder what V's favorite words are.

988 is the suicide number, buddy.

https://oeis.org/search?q=14770&go=Search

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988 = (741 + 247) = [(740 + 0^0) + (100 + 100 + 47)] ---> 741_147 .

https://www.crisistextline.org/#:~:t...%20cool%20calm.

Nuff said.


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81 -----> 81 = 9^2 = 9^(1 + 1) ---> 911

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V subconsciously trying to call the suicide text number. I get it, V.

Uh...no, you really don't seem to get it, and here I sort of figured you "knew your way around a slide rule."

I guess I'll just have to lay it out for ya: "weird number..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weird_number

[MHF]

V subconsciously trying to call the suicide text number. I get it, V.

Uh...no, you really don't seem to get it, and here I sort of figured you "knew your way around a slide rule."

I guess I'll just have to lay it out for ya: "weird number..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weird_number

I caught the tail end of the slide rules, back in high school. Plastic ones, by then. Never saw one after I got to university.

Do you want to know what's really weird? I thought about checking out the current number of posts by the guy who often uses the word, weird. Singer, about what Red, and, KJ, write. "Plain weird," Singer laments.

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11,359 ------> 11359 = 37 * 307 = (-10 + 47) * (7 + 400 - 100) ---> 147_741
11,359 ------> 11359 = [359 + (9000 + 5000 - 3000)] ---> 359_953

[pinchingyourballs]

V subconsciously trying to call the suicide text number. I get it, V.

Uh...no, you really don't seem to get it, and here I sort of figured you "knew your way around a slide rule."

I guess I'll just have to lay it out for ya: "weird number..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weird_number

I caught the tail end of the slide rules, back in high school. Plastic ones, by then. Never saw one after I got to university.

Do you want to know what's really weird? I thought about checking out the current number of posts by the guy who often uses the word, weird. Singer, about what Red, and, KJ, write. "Plain weird," Singer laments.

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11,359 ------> 11359 = 37 * 307 = (-10 + 47) * (7 + 400 - 100) ---> 147_741
11,359 ------> 11359 = [359 + (9000 + 5000 - 3000)] ---> 359_953

Rob period Singer anagrams to Do Big Penis Error

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Uh...no, you really don't seem to get it, and here I sort of figured you "knew your way around a slide rule."

I guess I'll just have to lay it out for ya: "weird number..."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weird_number

I caught the tail end of the slide rules, back in high school. Plastic ones, by then. Never saw one after I got to university.

Do you want to know what's really weird? I thought about checking out the current number of posts by the guy who often uses the word, weird. Singer, about what Red, and, KJ, write. "Plain weird," Singer laments.

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11,359 ------> 11359 = 37 * 307 = (-10 + 47) * (7 + 400 - 100) ---> 147_741
11,359 ------> 11359 = [359 + (9000 + 5000 - 3000)] ---> 359_953

Rob period Singer anagrams to Do Big Penis Error

Oh, that is such a great post, that I want to include the actual latest Singer post with a link.

https://vegascasinotalk.com/forum/sh...l=1#post182658

Garnabby still spooks 'em! (And, sometimes, I amaze even myself. Ha.)





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Garnabby spooks them, huh? You should get in that thread and post some spooky stuff. Found some more math equation palindromes...

1334 = 1 + (43 x 31)

1912 = 1 + (21 x 91)

2337 = 1 + (73 x 32)

8919 = 1 + (91 x 98)