kewlJ

[kewlJ]

You're trying too hard old-timer. Just makes you look so "has-been-ish"

[MDawg]

UnKewlJ thinks that just because he has a hard time making it in the tunnels and finding Johns enough to scrape by, that everyone else who finds time to post at the forums must be lying around idle the way he is.

No UNKewlJ, some of us are efficient. And some of us have auto-AI that posts based on your UNKewl key words!

[kewlJ]

And some of us have auto-AI that posts based on your UNKewl key words!

Which is the very definition of a "bot". You have now proclaimed multiple times that you are using a bot to troll this forum.

[MisterV]

And some of us have auto-AI that posts based on your UNKewl key words!

Which is the very definition of a "bot". You have now proclaimed multiple times that you are using a bot to troll this forum.

[Keystone]

And some of us have auto-AI that posts based on your UNKewl key words!

Which is the very definition of a "bot". You have now proclaimed multiple times that you are using a bot to troll this forum.

He’s full of shit, just like he is about everything he posts

[MDawg]

Let me explain how this works - I post, and then Keystone follows, abject at my alligator shoe heels.

But,

There's no such thing as bad press.

[MDawg]

The thirty-six most major UNKewl lies I can think of concern (1) his lie about Moses showing up at a condo he claimed he lived at, (2) a condo it turned out that he has no ownership in and does not even live in, where he can’t even get his story straight about what is and what is not allowed by the condo CCRs, and lies about “renting it out” AirBnB style, (3) his faking his own death, (4) lying about ever having been robbed, (5) the nonsense about MGM execs showing up at his apartment on Halloween to give him player records on someone who isn't even MDawg, (6) the backrooming lawsuit, (7) the lies about news stories being broadcast about the backrooming incident, lies about the fictional settlement related to the fabricated incident, (8) the lie about being doxxed, or ever having his name placed in any casino database, (9) the rigged shuffler, (10) $50. free play for $100K win on a slot progressive, (11) $50K multi hand VP hit, (12) lied about hitting a $4000. Royal at Hooters (now OP) with $15. free play. (13) winning a car, (14) the lie about never asking anyone else to prove anything, (15) the lie about knowing attorney Nersesian well or at all, and having him on "speed dial," (16) lies that made it clear that he has never filed taxes as a professional gambler, (17) fabricated sports bets, (18) lies about that he has calculated his exact "expected win" over a decade and a half period, (19) lies about ever playing blackjack other than red green chip action as cover for a sugar daddy hustle, (20) lying about how “many” APs know him, (21) lies about how “many” APs have offered to “hire him” for their blackjack teams, (22) lying and claiming that he has never told others how they should post and about what, (23) lying about never posting again about this or that or on this or that forum, (24) lying about why he was nuked from WOV, trying to imply that he left on his own accord, (25) lying about that he “always discloses his socks up front” (q.v. Magister), (26) lying about having gone to college after claiming for years that he never did, (27) lies about the "oily" surfboard, (28) lied about whether or not he was gay, (29) the lie about even having a dead "soul mate" which he recanted, (30) continuing to lie about what the “about even” statement of MDawg means even after realizing that it means absolutely nothing, (31) a concocted electronic blackjack game he hadn't "studied up" on enough before presenting to the crowd, (32) Lied about and misquoted the Wizard, (33) caught up in conflicting lies about a blackjack play where he couldn’t even keep track of whether or not the game was electronic, (34) the repeated lie about that MDawg's "about even" admission meant anything other than just an accommodation to get his Adventures thread unhidden, (35) Concocted an obviously false tale of getting pick pocketed and trying to grab and rough up the pick pocketer, (36) When caught lying tries, without explaining in any way how or why, lying to say that he lied to protect his privacy.

That rigged shuffler story, besides not making any sense, reaffirmed in my mind that this guy really doesn't play much table games, because I'd expect such nonsense from a recreational player, not a card counter.

He would be an idiot if he gave the chance of your 50 to 100k story to be anything but zero.

He also can't give us details about what machine hit the $100K for $50 freeplay because...no amount of "studying up" can get him out from under these lies.

And as usual, as he gets hemmed in, he is changing the story on some of these. Even renounced the existence of his "soul mate" claims he lied about him and his gay marriage too!

[BIGBIGSIX]

Wow, what's wrong with this place?

[MDawg]

Let's try something very simple. Something simple that in itself proves what a FraudJ she is.

Wrong

You're black hair tanned Asian looking fella. Pac Islander fits very well. Do you honestly think people would believe you are describing yourself after all you have supposedly done to protect your identity. You can't make this shit up....lol

At least a DOZEN times UNKewlJ has whined about how he is NOT Asian.

There really are only two possibilities here:

1) Is that he is Asian, and doesn't want people to know.

or

2) Is that he's not any kind of blackjack player, or anyone who has anything to lose about having his identity outed - because if he were truly interested in anonymity, he'd let the falsehood ride, or at least not say much about it.





That he keeps trying to argue that NO I'm not Asian BUT yes I am a blackjack player interested in anonymity, is just more of the contradictory nonsense that circulates around his obvious falsehoods.

[MisterV]

WTF kind of "legal reasoning" is this, hound?

The kind that grads of third rate law schools are "blessed" with, that's what.

KJ denies being Asian and you argue that proves he's either Asian or not a card counter?

WTF man...think before you post: your desperation to flame and discredit your number one detractor seems to have blinded you to reality.

[MDawg]

If you can't see something this obvious, then it makes even more sense why you'd give UNKewLyingJ even a modicum of qualified support.

[MDawg]

Here's another obvious one. Try as he might, thinking it over for years, he still hasn't been able to come up with anything that makes sense about why he made up the lawsuit around his fictionalized backrooming.

The only explanation that makes sense, is that he made up the lie to try to bolster the backrooming lie.

I sometimes find myself in a position, that I have to resort to coming up with a deflect or lie to protect myself from something more damaging.

If I find myself in a position where I need to lie or make up a story to protect myself, my anonymity, and my career, by telling a little white lie on an internet forum, you better believe I am going to.

Just so that we may have another good guffaw at your expense UNKewlJ, could you please think long and hard the way you have been each night regularly, to come up with some new lie of the day as to how all the lying you've been laying on us for weeks now over this latest whopper, somehow protected you, your anonymity, or your nonexistent "career." Versus just keeping your mouth shut, I mean. You fucking goat clown.

I think kewlJ doesn't understand why so many people here dislike him.

It's not just that he lies. We've had lots of liars on this forum.

It's the seriousness with which kewlJ tells these lies, and then lashes out at those who doubt them. There's a certain arrogance to those posts, in the tone, "Of course this is fucking true, and you're a complete idiot for even doubting this.

Then, when the forum userbase turns out to be smarter than he expected and disproves some of them, we get the mea culpa that he wasn't telling the truth all along. Fessing up only gets you credit if you do it before people take apart the lie and prove otherwise. You get even less credit if you were arrogant/combative/condescending during the questioning of the story's veracity.

In fact, even this story doesn't make sense. He's insisting the backrooming really happened, but just the lawsuit part of it was fake. He said he told that lie in order to protect his privacy. Huh?? How does adding a fake postscript to the story protect your privacy?

It still sounds like he's trying to save face. He's now only admitting to the part which was proven to be false -- and sticking to the part of the story which nobody can possibly disprove.

Let's say I told a story about being in Denver, meeting an arrogant guy who claimed he was a great poker player, and then we went to go play heads up, and I won a million dollars from him. Then I took a redeye flight back to LA, leaving at 2am and arriving at 4am. Let's say someone looked up the flight schedule that day from Denver, and noticed that no such flight existed in the middle of the night. Upon that being posted, I first argue that they're wrong, and then finally concede, "Okay, I didn't really fly back from Denver that same night. I just told that part of the story to protect the privacy of the person I played."

That wouldn't make any sense, right? The flight would be totally independent of everything else that happened before. Same thing with the lawsuit. It's not like us believing the lawsuit existed would somehow prevent us from uncovering where this all happened.

In fact, even this story doesn't make sense. He's insisting the backrooming really happened, but just the lawsuit part of it was fake. He said he told that lie in order to protect his privacy. Huh?? How does adding a fake postscript to the story protect your privacy?

How did it protect your privacy to lie there UNKewlJ, how?

I am not going to tell you about the very concerns I didn't want going public to begin with

Ah, well, saying nothing is better than this crap you tried a few minutes ago:

I made up that timeline and lawsuit portion because details of the settlement were about to become known.

Oh so, on a matter where you're worried that the details are about to come out, which you don't even explain why that would matter (including because your latest story is that all this happened a long time ago anyway), you suddenly come to the forums and tell a gaggle of online people about this matter yourself and then make up that there was a lawsuit behind it. But finally tell us that EVERYTHING HAPPENED EXACTLY THE WAY I CLAIMED other than the lawsuit.

And HOW does that prevent the details coming out? Or change anything? How does lying to a group of a dozen people change in any way what was about to become known? When you disclosed it all yourself anyway?

Which, in the end, the reason nothing became known (other than the lies you posted) is because nothing ever happened.

Truly,

You can't get to the truth with a fraud.

[MisterV]

If you can't see something this obvious, then it makes even more sense why you'd give UNKewLyingJ even a modicum of qualified support.

Oh, I "see" what you are trying to say...it's just that your point is BULLSHIT.

You argue that KJ's denial that he's Asian proves he isn't a card counter, as were he in fact one he'd want complete uncertainty out there as to his ethnicity.

Again...BULLSHIT.

Keep it up, you're a funny guy.

[MDawg]

Here's another one, the contradictory nonsense about his "college education."

FOUR versions of the lie:

1) Never went to college, never got his degree

I didn't have the opportunity to go to college

"I have done fine making money without a college degree."



"I have been pretty open about my education and not having the chance to go to college"



"You haters like to call me uneducated because I didn't have the opportunity to go to college as I had planned. " (And, like the lying chameleon that he is, trying hard to put himself in the company of people who also never graduated college, but did well.)



2) Went to college and graduated

"I graduated college in 2014 and moved to Las Vegas and moved in with my brother. "



3) Went to Villanova but attended only 1 year, no degree

But I did well enough to have been accepted at a private catholic university on Philadelphia's exclusive mainline. I only attended for one year.

4) Went to Villanova attended 3 years, dropped out, got his degree online





Bottom line is this pathological liar can't even keep his lies straight. Again.

[MDawg]

You must have a mental problem as you just fail to understand how often you contradict yourself, sometimes one post to the very next post you post this forum.

[MDawg]

You argue that KJ's denial that he's Asian proves he isn't a card counter, as were he in fact one he'd want complete uncertainty out there as to his ethnicity.

You really should do more drugs V.

There really are only two possibilities here:

1) Is that he is Asian, and doesn't want people to know.

or

2) Is that he's not any kind of blackjack player, or anyone who has anything to lose about having his identity outed - because if he were truly interested in anonymity, he'd let the falsehood ride, or at least not say much about it.

(2) Is far more likely, because even if (1) were true, if he had any sense or discipline (he has none, another OUT that proves he's not capable of staying cool and undetected in ANY sort of environment, let alone in a casino under observation), he'd still just remain quiet and not go to the ends of the earth to deny it.

But in any case I presented the only two possibilities. Two. Not one.


But if (1) is true, then that supports what MaxPen said.

MaxPen on UNKewlJ being a red to green player only, as a cover for his sugar daddy ways: There's no doubt I have the right guy. Like I said, "I can pick you out of a police line up"

or if (2) is true...well...she's a complete fraud.


What other possibility is there? That he's white, 5'9", slight build, Irish looking, as he keeps claiming? What kind of card counter so desperate for anonymity would keep putting out there a precise description of himself?

[MisterV]

LOL

Give me some "raunch" dressing to try to digest the hound's "word salad."

Max Pen is, was and always will be making an unproven accusation, same as you.

[MDawg]

I'm demonstrating that UNKewlJ is not what he would like us to believe, using his own actions and contradictory statements.

Above are just a few examples of where he was "outed." There are many more...one day he claims he has never played rated, the next he's boasting about comps he has coming to get free rooms. One day he claims he always pays all taxes. The next he implies that he does not. One day his settlement came via ACH on a Saturday. The next it came via accounts that his attorney sets up individually for each client. One day he has been asked many times to play on blackack teams but never has. Next day he has played on teams. One day he never went to college. Next day he did. One day he always discloses his sock puppets up front. Next day he does not. One day he has MDawg's personal identifying information and player records. Next day he does not. One day there is a lawsuit. Next there is not. The list of lies and contradictions goes on and on.

Obviously you are so deluded you have no idea even who you are.

[MisterV]

Oh, is THAT what you were saying?

I thought you were saying only that him denying he's Asian proves either that he is Asian or is not a successful LV card counter.

[MDawg]

What other possibility is there? That he's white, 5'9", slight build, Irish looking, as he keeps claiming? What kind of card counter so desperate for anonymity would keep putting out there a precise description of himself?

Why not ask HER why she keeps denying being Asian. The answer will be most amusing I predict. But I doubt she'll even be able to answer, the same way she can't explain how lying about the lawsuit somehow protected her privacy.

Huh?? How does adding a fake postscript to the story protect your privacy?

Obviously you are so deluded you have no idea even who you are.