Not explaining or justifying: I'm clarifying.
Garnabby seems to be fascinated by me, so I'm giving him more info to obsess over.
As for my support of KJ: I've answered that several times: whether he is trolling or not is irrelevant, I support him not really knowing or caring whether his claims are in fact all true: my interest is in laughing at and mocking the bullshit claims of his two main detractors.
So far as Coach belly's theory: I think he's hung around with naked teens in the shower too long, it's warped him.