Many years ago an old friend of mine (a certified lunatic) told me some "insider information" about Area 51 and LV:
(1) Area 51 houses aliens. (This is uremarkable since many people hold this belief.)
(2) To keep the aliens happy and entertained, they are sometimes taken on jaunts to Las Vegas while disguised as humans. (This is a more interesting belief requiring quite a bit of imagination.)
This got me wondering:
(1) Have you ever encountered a person in Vegas you suspect was an alien?
(2) Is Kewl an escaped Area 51 alien who hides in the tunnels to avoid recapture by military scientists?
(3) Is Garnabby an Area 51 alien who was granted internet privileges instead of attending these jaunts?
(4) Mr. V, can you include Area 51 aliens in the next chapter of your minstrel show porno?