Having been caught in flagrante delicto, Mcrmm stopped mid-stroke and quickly removed his pustule-covered cock from his mother's asshole.

"Hey, you can't do that" he yelled at Rdtz while grabbing his 10mm Glock from the end table.

But before he could get off a good head shot Rdtz threw a handful of PCP-laden Pixie Dust in Mcrmm's face: the effect was instant narcolepsy.

Mcrmm's mother looked at her unconscious son and shaking her head said "He never was good at it; you wanna try?"

"No thanks, I think I'll just post these pics on the internet, and *POOF* the wee fairy disappeared.

It was coincidence that Rdtz's wife saw the pics while she perused the gambling forums: she nearly fainted.

"Look at 'dat" she mused while eyeing Mcrmm laying pipe into his mammie: "'dat looks to be fun."

Soon Rdtz returned only to be met by his nude wife who beckoned him to her, displaying a tube of KY jelly; "I and I is still asexual buts I and I need you to diddle me in de ass, like 'dat Mcrmm did to hi' mammie, OK?"

"OK..."