Kewlj, you're an Asshole.

[coach belly]

they guessed my mom's height spot on.

Homosexuality tends to run in families. The prenatal thyroid theory suggests a relationship between thyroid disease in mothers and same-sex attraction in their children.

my brother is gay.

The proclivity towards homosexual behavior is typically activated via sexual abuse by a parent or older sibling.

Are you the older or younger brother?