UNKewlJ use of the n word

[redietz]

The only reason you come around here is to lick the undersides of my alligator shoes.

But - tone down the anger. You’re liable to have an aneurism and

There's no such thing as bad press.

so I wouldn’t want all this to stop.

I always wanted alligator shoes, but thought they were a little gauche. Somehow, alligator boots get a pass. That reminds me of a clip from a show of a person trying to be somebody else: