Account suggested "get help." I could use some help here myself.
What exactly is the difference between MDawg's "lying bullshit" and kewlJ's "misdirection?" I can see that "lying bullshit" has 14 letters and "misdirection" has 12, but other than that, I don't see any difference.
Wait, wait, I think it finally dawned on me. "Lying bullshit" is when SOMEONE ELSE uses "misdirection."
Geez, don't know why that wasn't clear to me sooner.