An old white man was driving thru Mississippi in his brand new Cadillac. He stopped and picked up an old black man who was hitchiking. The old black man went to jump in the back seat. But the old white man said "Hell, no, man! Since all these civil rights, you're just like me. Go ahead and sit up front." So the old black man sat in the front seat.

So they are cruising down the road and the old white man reached under the seat and pulled out a bottle of whiskey. He went to pass it over to the old black man who said "Oh, nosir, I know you don't want me drinking out of the same bottle as you!" The old white man said "Hell, brother, since all these civil rights, you and I are the same. Go ahead and take a drink." So then they were crusing down the road passing the bottle back and forth.

Then the old white man reached under the seat and pulled out a box of cigars. He passed one over to the old black man who said "No, sir, I know you don't want me smoking your good cigars." The old white man said "Hell, brother, since all these civil rights you and I are the same. Go ahead and smoke a cigar."

So they were crusing down the road, drinking whiskey and smoking cigars....when they had a flat tire. A blowout. The old white man pulled the car to the side of the road. They got out and looked at the flat. Then they looked up and down the road. Then they looked at the flat again. Then they looked up and down the road again.

The old black man finally said "Ain't this a bitch....have a flat on a hot day like this....and there ain't a n**ger in sight!"