Gamblin' Gal...KAREN

[MisterV]

One of my local Casinos pulled a last SECOND promotion cancellation when we Players were ALREADY there waiting for the Promotion to start and baffled on why the Promotion didn't start. Player's Club Staff said that the Promotion was cancelled last SECOND because they were rearranging Slot machines.

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Karen McIntasha robotically pushed the button on her chosen slot, hoping and praying for a true miracle: the gambling gods had been cruel recently and she was being destroyed.

She convinced a senile old lady in the next seat to "loan" her $100 so she could still participate in the oh so important slot tournament which was about to begin.

She'd pissed away the rent money, the grocery money, and even her emergency stash:a five dollar bill; disgusted with the horrible downward spiral which her gambling and internet addictions were causing her she experienced that oh so familiar feeling in her gut.

As was her wont, Karen eschewed modern plumbing, believing its use imparted "bad Ju-Ju:" she preferred "au natural."

Seeking immediate relief she stood between two slot machines and blithely dropped a messy deuce; soon players were groaning about the stench; a slot tech came by, espied the problem and summoned the manager who upon inspection cancelled the slot tournament.

The cancellation outraged Karen; she got in the face of the mangager and demanded she be comped a chicken dinner for her troubles; alas the manager had viewed the taped images of Karen shitting on the tawdry casino carpet.

"But I and I can't helps it, I and I has med-cal and psycho-logic c'ditions what makes me do 'dat, I cannot helps myself. I and I knows de law and it say you has to give me commodations fo' my dis'bility."

No rookie, the manager said "Karen, you are correct...I'll be right back."

The manager soon returned and handed Karen a roll of toilet paper, saying "This is for you, and so is this..." handing Karen a written trespass warning, prohibiting the demented defecator from ever returning to the casino.

"Your outrage is noted: here's your "accomodation." Now get the FUCK OUT OF THIS CASINO AND NEVER COME BACK!"





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