Biggest Bulls-Shitter of All Times?

[MisterV]

Sux4Fun, I made it quite clear that I don't participate in these bullshit "forum challenges."

You are the one claiming to have a winning method, so why not just put it out there for free?

If you want to bet, go to a casino: forums are for discussion, flaming, edifying, and alas and alack...bullshitting.

I know which door you walked through..

[MDawg]

Any door would be preferably to the one you have whole heartedly walked through, the one where you keep padding UNKewlJ's mushy behind.

[MisterV]

Not sure what the phrase "padding UNKewlJ's mushy behind" means; could you please explain it for me?

Not having been raised in the Arab world such muslim terms are foreign to me...let me guess: does it have to do with camel fucking?

[kewlJ]

Just for fun, I took an hour of my life, that I may regret and added up some numbers from Mdawgs trips. these are the first 10 days of every trip, because he starts every trip by winning almost everyday. Isn't that how gambling works?

Spring 2021 10 winning days +$61,295
Winter 2021 9 winning, 1 losing +$126,355
Spring 2022 7 winning, 1 losing +$220,500
Spring 2022 9 winning, 1 losing +$119,825
Summer 2022 10 winning days +$57,410
Fall 2022 8 winning, 2 losing +$55,200
Winter 2022 8 winning, 2 losing +$77,000
Winter 2023 6 winning, 1 losing +$57,600
Spring 2023 8 winning, 1 losing +$38,960
Spring 2023 7 winning, 1 losing +$18,600
Summer 2023 10 winning days +$118,530
Summer 2023 8 winning, 2 losing +$78,700
Current trip 8 winning, 0 losing +$231,590

Anybody see a pattern here? All trips start out with 8-10 wins out of first 10 days. 108-12 out of first 10 days of 13 trips.

For a grand total of +$1,262,565. Over a million and a quarter dollars for 120 days play.

Now remember this isn't all his play. This is the first 10 days of every trip. Some trips lasted months.

Also remember that most of his stay and play claims took place at 1 casino.

So again, same question, now with the data in front of you. Would a casino. especially one as sharp as the one involved here, Cosmo, allow this from a rated player so they know exactly what the person is winning or losing? Or have we been fed a load of shit for 5 years now.

And that dear friends and frenemies, is your biggest bullshitter (thread title). If not #1, he is pulling neck and neck with Singer.

[kewlJ]

I must emphasize again, the above numbers are only the first 10 days of each trip. Some trips lasted months. The trip Mission146 added up in 2021 had a total win of several million alone. So the totality of these claims is probably in the 5 million (or more ) range.

Silly us real advantage players, playing table games, playing unrated, rat-holing chips and moving around a lot, when we could just sit and play and get comped, because the casinos love players that are beating them, and the pit loves players that are beating them and would cost their jobs if any of Mdawgs bullshit were true.

Numbers don't lie. The math doesn't lie. Mdawg lies. Or as Dan Druff said about dawgs claims "fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

[jdaewoo]

Asking a retard who claims to have a magical retarded edge in a retarded game like baccarat is, well, retarded.

[MDawg]

But I do know this, it is routine for tewlj to make shit up on the fly to push his false narratives. He'd rather climb to the top of a tree just to tell a lie than stand on the ground and tell the truth. So I call into question the "facts" tewlj attributed to MDawg's posts.

I don't have time to do it but I bet if I went over to WoV and read MDawg's thread, what MDawg actually wrote, and what tewlj says he wrote, are probably vastly different.

UNKewlJ doesn't mention that I have had huge losing sessions too, over -100K lost in a day.

In any case, you can't compare someone so stupid that he cannot even keep track of his lies enough to keep them coherent, contradicts himself daily, with someone as organized, intelligent, and with the kind of memory I have. Upon further thought, all including the Wizard admitted that what I do could be possible, "this talent is more of a 1 in 1,000 kind of thing than one in a million."

[MDawg]

Yer not only an inveterate, compulsive, pathological liar, yer an imbecile as well, hey hey.

[accountinquestion]

Sux4Fun, I made it quite clear that I don't participate in these bullshit "forum challenges."

You are the one claiming to have a winning method, so why not just put it out there for free?

If you want to bet, go to a casino: forums are for discussion, flaming, edifying, and alas and alack...bullshitting.

I know which door you walked through..

Sux4fun is a strong nickname. Sometimes you just gotta call them hey hey

[kewlJ]

Upon further thought, all including the Wizard admitted that what I do could be possible, "this talent is more of a 1 in 1,000 kind of thing than one in a million."

"Could be possible" Ok, now we are getting somewhere. I will accept that. Almost any claim "could be possible". Alan's 18 y.0. in a row claim "could be possible". The odds were something like several trillion to 1. I think somebody either Wizard or Druff figured the odds to be the same as getting hit by lightning 16 times. But it "could be possible".

BUT, here is the problem. "Could be possible" is only part of the equation. What is possible and what the casinos will allow are two VERY different things. I know because I have made a living based on that. The "trick" to any kind of table play game winning play, whether card counting, or hole-carding, or ace sequencing, or edge sorting or anything at all done right there in the pit with casino personnel eyes on you and surveillance eyes on you is not about what is possible as much as whether you can do anything and do it within the comfort level of the casino so that you are allowed to be able to play.

This is where your story, even with the "could be possible" falls apart. You would not just be fighting the battle that I and every other table game player, playing with an advantage fights, to stay within that tolerated or comfort level, based on a couple pit people, surveillance and dealer, but you playing the high limits areas and private tables you claim would be under 100 times the scrutiny and 10 times the eyes on you. THAT is where what you claim REALLY becomes impossible. Even if you were rainman. They just would not allow you to keep winning like this hundreds of days a year, for 5+ years now.

I think you now get this, but will never admit it, because that would be admitting your entire story is bullshit. But this is why no one even responds to your claims anymore. Not a single person.

So possible mathematically? Sure. 1 in a trillion or so odds. Possible in regard to casinos allowing a player to win like that, when all involved would lose their jobs if they did allow that for even a short while. NO. impossible....many times over.

[kewlJ]

The best example of what I am saying is your claim of playing blackjack at a double deck game on the strip for 10 straight hours. Is that possible in the sense that a player can pick up $100 chips and put it in the betting circle and next hand pick up $5000 in chips and put it in the betting circle. Sure that is physically possible. But the casinos would never allow what you claimed using a spread like that in a million years. NEVER!.

You arguing that you continually win doing these things and they love you for it, is as ridiculous as any claim EVER made on any gambling forum, including all Singer's claims and including EvenBob/Spikes win-at Roulette 80% claim.

And one final thing. You have hit on this rainman idea now and I guess are going to stick with it as the method of application of what you claim (not what would be allowed). But the rainman idea is about the 5th you have come up with over the years. Do you think people don't know this?

Respectfully (I don't know why, but I will try to be respectful), whatever reason you set out to tell this story, it is long past dead. It really is dude.

[accountinquestion]

Kewl you've never even posted a picture of a green chip. Others claim you're not even a counter because it doesn't seem very possible operating in LV.

[kewlJ]

Kewl you've never even posted a picture of a green chip. Others claim you're not even a counter because it doesn't seem very possible operating in LV.

Don't you think that is a little ridiculous? Why would I post a picture of a green chip? If I was not who I claim, do you think I couldn't come up with a green chip? Even if I was some sort of working stiff, I could withdraw 10's of thousands of dollars and buy in for some chips and post them. That shit proves nothing.

Think about all the pictures you see people post on forums. Almost all are scammer type shit of people trying to prove something that isn't true. Think about Singers pictures. You NEVER see a legitimate AP post pictures like that trying to prove something. We don't need to. We tell you what we do and if lucky how we do some things, and you can believe whatever you like. You can believe Santa Claus is tuneing up his sled at this very moment for all we care.

Now operating in LV, is a legitimate question. THAT has always been the difficult part of what I do. Not the card counting, but figuring ways and style of play, and limits of play that are tolerated and allow for continuing to be allowed to play. And I have tried, as much as I can, and probably even more than I should have to share some of the ways I do that. It is just you and other's who have made up their minds, don't want to hear what you don't want to hear.

[MDawg]

That's not quite fair. He was seen with red chips at least.

You had red chips in front of you. I ignored it and even defended it to others. Especially since it was Eastside Cannery. Not the wrong guy. Sorry.

At least you didn't deny the black hair. Since you're so sure I'm wrong. What do you think about me posting as close an image as I can find of what you look like?

Then I can post an image that corresponds to your partner and people can judge the Sugar Daddy situation for themselves....LOL

Let me know.

[MDawg]

As far as anything else she keeps posting mindlessly...

MANIA is a terrible thing.

KJ keeps trying to manually rephrase the same old nervous essays over and over. Can you imagine how much time and angst that takes?

Put another way:

Wow, the kewl-groomer still squealing like a little bitch, amazing, hey hey!!!!

And yet another way:

hand cocked onto his side, the bent elbow and the high pitched whiny voice complaining, "Now wayyyyt a minute, Misterrrrr."

[kewlJ]

Just stop it will ya with the trolling and quotes that you know are not true.

Finally show a little bit of dignity.

[MDawg]

Dan Druff simply shares his expert opinion of what the truth is. he has been on these forums for a very long time and knows how to read people.

kewlJ has also been caught in a lot of lies over time, both on this forum and elsewhere. Therefore, it is unclear if he really makes much (or anything) playing blackjack these days.

kewlJ is basically the Boy Who Cried Wolf of these AP forums. He has lied so many times that it's impossible to believe any stories he tells.

[MisterV]

Numbers don't lie. The math doesn't lie. Mdawg lies. Or as Dan Druff said about dawgs claims "fabricated, grossly exaggerated, or largely incomplete".

Let ELP weigh in on the subject...

[kewlJ]

AccountinQuestion, I am not posting this to troll you. It is a serious question. Aren't you the least bit embarrassed to have voted the way you did?

Look at the people who have voted the way you have. ALL trolls and gameplayers, besides yourself, Mdawg, Tasha, Finkle and $600k a year playing baccarat, Soxfan. Singer will join that club when he has a coherent enough day to read the forum. I am surprised Smurgerburger, and Belly aren't there as well.

But look who has not voted that way (or at all). Axelwolf, Mickeycrimm, Dan Druff, Boz, MrV, Jdaewoo, JBJB. The AP's and in the case of MrV, just a real player who knows how things work, have not voted or not voted for me.

Is that really who you are? right there associated with the known troll patrol.

[smurgerburger]

AccountinQuestion, I am not posting this to troll you. It is a serious question. Aren't you the least bit embarrassed to have voted the way you did?

Look at the people who have voted the way you have. ALL trolls and gameplayers, besides yourself, Mdawg, Tasha, Finkle and $600k a year playing baccarat, Soxfan. Singer will join that club when he has a coherent enough day to read the forum. I am surprised Smurgerburger, and Belly aren't there as well.

But look who has not voted that way (or at all). Axelwolf, Mickeycrimm, Dan Druff, Boz, MrV, Jdaewoo, JBJB. The AP's and in the case of MrV, just a real player who knows how things work, have not voted or not voted for me.

Is that really who you are? right there associated with the known troll patrol.

Not sure how I missed that!

Tbf I don't even know who evenbob is, I'm just voting based on the evidence of this forum.