Originally Posted by redietz View Post
Since Trump banned transgender "women" from playing women's sports today, I figured I better hustle to Wal-Mart to try on women's clothing before it became illegal to do so. I knew it was a major gamble, so I alerted Bob Nersesian.

While I was trying on a pink sequined body suit, Wal-Mart security grabbed me and forced me into a back room, shoving me into a table. They tore my pantyhose and, after I escaped and flagged a cab while still wearing the bodysuit in question, I realized they had also broken my arm. I went straight to the hospital. Turns out my left arm was broken in two places and my right arm was cut badly from sharp dislodged sequins.

While I was awaiting the final X-rays, Nersesian called me back. I told him I had lost a bad gamble and my sequin counting had gotten me in hot water. He called Wal-Mart brass, who he had on speed dial (a lot of people gamble in Wal-Mart), and he began negotiating my settlement, which will not appear in the press because Wal-Mart avoids publicly prosecuting adult men in ripped pantyhose wearing pink bodysuits and with bloody sequins.

But take my word for it.

Sound like anyone?
Yep, sounds like the lawsuit lie Kewlj came up with with his back rooming incident lie.