"Mammie, look what I and I jus' espied on de innernet."

Poor mammie stopped scrubbing the kitchen floor and looking her step-daughter in the eyes said "'Dis better be good, to tear me away from 'dis cava-cade of pleasure."

"Oh it be de bee's knees. I and I has figured it out, now I and I knows why I and I is still a virgin."

Mammie checked herself from responding with the obvious albeit painful answer; Karen mistakenly took her silence as permission to expound.

"It be 'cause I and I is autistic."

Mammie put down the scrub brush, sat up, arms akimbo, and glared.

"'Dat be nothin' new, chile, you been artistic fo' years; why just look at 'dat fecal paintin' of Jesus you did on 'dat wall last week."

"No no mammie, not artistic; autistic...look...


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