Originally Posted by Rob.Singer View Post
Originally Posted by pinchingyourballs View Post
Originally Posted by Ray Finkle View Post

Weird.

All my friends that snowboard, would never say they went skiing.
They all went boarding.
But, hey. You be you....
I caught that too.

Kewl, please accept this free tip for more effective lying: simply omit the details rather than fabricate or change them. When you change details, this creates more information that you need to remember in order to keep your false narrative coherent. However, if you omit details and keep things vague, you reduce the amount of information you need to keep track of. For example, you could have just said you took a trip, period end of sentence, without including that it was a skiing trip, oops no wait snowboarding, with rented equipment, etc. etc. ad nauseam. Because you being you, you'll later forget what details you lied about and slip up.
The reason kew includes many of the smaller details within his fake stories is because he's stupid. He's so used to concocting these things on forums that he just can't help himself "try so hard" to make it appear real. That's what got him caught in his fabricated "backrooming" whopper, where he continued to embarrass himself with explanations rather than pictures or proof.

The loser's so desperate for relevance, attention and acceptance that he never realizes the more he posts about these stories the more he lies....and looks like the total fool that he's been since day 1.

And I like it!
And this folks is Robs master class in how to be the best liar you can be.
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