The eagle flew at Walgreens, so as always Karen grabbed her check and took a bus to Hialeah Park casino to cash it.Originally Posted by Rob.Singer
She felt lucky...but twenty minutes later POOF, like magic...gone, all gone.
Stunned and in disbelief the gravity of the situation drove her to tears of woe: how could she gamble without money?
Karen espied a familiar face playing slots.
"Don't I and I knows you?"
The man looked up: "Yeah, I've seen you before at work."
"You works a' Church chicken, doesn't you?"
"I did, but my cunt of a boss fired my ass today: she has her teen age daughter working there under the table and well, the girl likes to suck cock and ...what can I say: we got caught making special sauce. Hell, it was just a blow job..."
Karen looked at her shoes and contritely grabbing her hideous handbag she said "Well 'den 'dis migh' not be de best time to asks you fo' a loan. My mammie she has de cancers and I and I needs fo' to gets her some medicines."
What a whopper, but a girl has to do...
"Tell you what; forget about a loan. I'm so pissed at that cunt for firing me, I will pay you a hundred bucks if you shit on the floor at Church's, that will show that bitch."
Tasha recalled how the highlight of her day typically came from taking a dump: why not mix business with pleasure?
"OK, I and I will do it."
They took the bus to Church's and true to her word Karen put on her covid mask to hide her identity and then dropped a smelly deuce at the soft drink dispenser then blithely walked away, her butt cheeks squishing annoyingly; she was paid one hundred dollars and went back to the ghetto.
News of the Phantom shitter went viral: who was this masked fiend? Everyone wanted to know: MPD put out an APB seeking her apprehension and incarceration.
The next day Karen espied the ex-Church's employee at his favorite slot machine.
"Check this out" he said, showing her a Tik Tok video on his phone...a video of her shitting the floor.
"Karen, that hundred dollars is the best investment I ever made. Now you are going to pay me twenty bucks every pay day or else I give the cops your name."
He laughed, closed out the game and split.
Karen shit the floor again, but this time involuntarily.
"I and I is fucked" she thought, "unless I gets help from my lawyer boy frien'.
She sent an email to her Lord and Savior and was rewarded with "I'll jump in my Lear Jet and be there soon babe."
Life was bad, but sometimes life was good.
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