(AP)-Miami, Fla.

The residents of the Overtown district in Miami took to the streets this week with pitchforks and firebrands seeking to find and destroy the Phantom Pooper.

It is reported that an unknown middle aged black woman with a hideous handbag is deliberately dropping her nasty sweatpants and leaving large, smelly "souvenirs" at places of cultural importance to the residents: chicken shacks, liquor stores, the probation dept. and the welfare office in particular.

"Wha 'da fuck, man" said one resident, his head wreathed in a cloud of fentanyl smoke:""dis bitch, she be killin' de' vibe."

MPD is circulating grainy photographs of the pathological pooper in the hope that someone can identify the demented defecator: a reward of a Church's family meal and a fifth of Fireball is offered for information leading to her arrest.

Said a Church's chicken employee: "I works hard, ya knows, and I has to get shit on? I is used to it from de whites but from a black bitch? 'Dis jus' ain't right."