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Oh my gawd, fucking garnabby. Guy is half human, half cockroach, probably.

[pinchingyourballs]

Welcome back, garnabby....things pretty cold in the Great White North these days?

Meet The Man Who Hasn’t Had A Bath For Over 60 Years

This Iranian man you see above hasn’t allegedly had a bath for 60 years. Daily Mail reports that 80 year old Iranian Amou Haji hasn’t washed for 60 years because he believes being clean will make him sick, and his favourite food is rotten porcupine. To relax he likes to sit down and have a smoke, from a pipe packed with animal faeces. Mr Haji says he chose this way of life after going through some emotional setbacks in his youth and since then – perhaps unsurprisingly – he has become a bit isolated. His home is in Dejgah village in the southern province of Fars in Iran where, once, a group of young men offered to give him a shower – but luckily he managed to escape.



At night he either sleeps in a hole in the ground, which is quite like a grave, or in an open brick shack which concerned locals built for him. As well as cleanliness, Mr Haji also has an aversion to clean food and drink. He much prefers the rotten meat of dead animals and five litres of water a day from a rusty oil can. But don’t think Mr Haji doesn’t look after himself – when he wants to look his best he uses car mirrors for grooming, The Tehran Times reported, And, when he needs a haircut, he simply burns his locks in a fire. As for clothing, he wears rags and, in the winter, a war helmet to ward off the cold . The last record of longest time going without showers belonged to a 66-year-old Indian man, Kailash Singh, who had not taken a bath over 38 years. Mr Haji claims to have beaten that.




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Not bad for a comeback post. Could have worked in an mdawg reference. On the whole, 5.55 out of 10.

[MisterV]

Garnabby, I love your new avatar: nice selfie.

[Keystone]

Welcome back, garnabby....things pretty cold in the Great White North these days?

Meet The Man Who Hasn’t Had A Bath For Over 60 Years

This Iranian man you see above hasn’t allegedly had a bath for 60 years. Daily Mail reports that 80 year old Iranian Amou Haji hasn’t washed for 60 years because he believes being clean will make him sick, and his favourite food is rotten porcupine. To relax he likes to sit down and have a smoke, from a pipe packed with animal faeces. Mr Haji says he chose this way of life after going through some emotional setbacks in his youth and since then – perhaps unsurprisingly – he has become a bit isolated. His home is in Dejgah village in the southern province of Fars in Iran where, once, a group of young men offered to give him a shower – but luckily he managed to escape.



At night he either sleeps in a hole in the ground, which is quite like a grave, or in an open brick shack which concerned locals built for him. As well as cleanliness, Mr Haji also has an aversion to clean food and drink. He much prefers the rotten meat of dead animals and five litres of water a day from a rusty oil can. But don’t think Mr Haji doesn’t look after himself – when he wants to look his best he uses car mirrors for grooming, The Tehran Times reported, And, when he needs a haircut, he simply burns his locks in a fire. As for clothing, he wears rags and, in the winter, a war helmet to ward off the cold . The last record of longest time going without showers belonged to a 66-year-old Indian man, Kailash Singh, who had not taken a bath over 38 years. Mr Haji claims to have beaten that.




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1st cousin to the Lord of the Flies, Mdawg

[Rob.Singer]

Rob, you've clearly benefited from therapy...all that anger, rage and resentment has disappeared...poof...

MrV: Aside from the other silly videos you occasionally post, I have something I believe you'll find interesting that might be a tad bit related to this particular one.

In early 1984 I was on a month's leave from my overseas Fed. Gov't. job, and I met up with my wife in Woodland Hills, California. We decided to go for a seafood dinner at a restaurant on the beach in Malibu, via a fun drive over Topanga Canyon Blvd. in a Corvette I rented.

The place was crowded, with loud music, and people needing to shout into one another's ears to be heard. When we were seated about 9:30pm, after ordering I had to use the restroom. It was on the other side of the bar, and getting there thru the crowd was an exercise in saying "coming thru!--excuse me!" multiple times over.

On my way back, as I squeezed thru the noisy people standing behind patrons sitting at the bar, a very pretty young girl who was basically leading an equally hot young gal by the hand going in the opposite direction tried to squeeze by me, but both couldn't help rub up against me as we passed.

I took a quick glance at the 2nd gal and immediately recognized her as Madonna. I figured this 1 second event would be just that and nothing else. However....just after the glances I was stopped in my tracks, as she grabbed my arm, looked right at me with a slight smile, and said maybe a dozen words--none of which I could hear clearly. She then ran her arm-hold down my long sleeved shirt and across my hand before she let go. And that was it.

Here's what I believe was going on: I was in the best shape of my life at 35 back then, I was wirey and hard-muscled everywhere. I even had lots of chest hair popping out of the top of my shirt. But was THIS what seemed to catch her attention? Not likely. There were guys much better built than me all over the place. This was California.

What I believed went down is that Madonna has a built-in big dick sensor, and it somehow went off as we passed. Maybe she felt it as we squeezed by? Who knows. But if I ever see her again I've always planned to ask if she remembers this.

Thank you for posting that stupid video. It helped me remember this tidbit of life.

[accountinquestion]

You betcha.

[Keystone]

You betcha.

lol

[pinchingyourballs]

Thank you for posting that stupid video. It helped me remember this tidbit of life.

Whenever I see a video of Amy Schumer, I too am reminded of that one time when I telepathically communicated with Madonna about my penis.

[OppsIdidItAgain]

Garnabby, I love your new avatar: nice selfie.

That's because he looks like the guy in the movie "Sisu", who was a previous avatar of mine.

Interestingly, the movie came out about three months after Amou(r) died, at the age of 94. Sort of like the resurrection, of Christ, three days later.


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Welcome back, garnabby....things pretty cold in the Great White North these days?

Meet The Man Who Hasn’t Had A Bath For Over 60 Years

This Iranian man you see above hasn’t allegedly had a bath for 60 years. Daily Mail reports that 80 year old Iranian Amou Haji hasn’t washed for 60 years because he believes being clean will make him sick, and his favourite food is rotten porcupine. To relax he likes to sit down and have a smoke, from a pipe packed with animal faeces. Mr Haji says he chose this way of life after going through some emotional setbacks in his youth and since then – perhaps unsurprisingly – he has become a bit isolated. His home is in Dejgah village in the southern province of Fars in Iran where, once, a group of young men offered to give him a shower – but luckily he managed to escape.



At night he either sleeps in a hole in the ground, which is quite like a grave, or in an open brick shack which concerned locals built for him. As well as cleanliness, Mr Haji also has an aversion to clean food and drink. He much prefers the rotten meat of dead animals and five litres of water a day from a rusty oil can. But don’t think Mr Haji doesn’t look after himself – when he wants to look his best he uses car mirrors for grooming, The Tehran Times reported, And, when he needs a haircut, he simply burns his locks in a fire. As for clothing, he wears rags and, in the winter, a war helmet to ward off the cold . The last record of longest time going without showers belonged to a 66-year-old Indian man, Kailash Singh, who had not taken a bath over 38 years. Mr Haji claims to have beaten that.




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Not bad for a comeback post. Could have worked in an mdawg reference. On the whole, 5.55 out of 10.

I'm much more concerned with imparting a bit of useful information; and/or moving my own ideas ahead.

And let's face it, too many "brittle bones" characters to begin to criticize either of them. Persons, like V, who need a nudge toward reality no matter how much they resist, however. Unsuccessful at distinguishing themselves from the "common folk", physically, or mentally.

Mdawg's stories are fun, and, he does put up a lot of useful financial information about high rollers.

[MDawg]

What we DO know about UNKewlJ is that he is just as much of a

thieving lying low down no good varmint.

in person as he is online.

His own family booted him from the familial household, what does that tell you?

Is there anyone on these forums more universally despised than the UNKewl one? Doubtful.

[jdaewoo]

Why isn't this retard making up more fake baccarat sessions?

[MDawg]

Over at WOV some talk about casinos that allow doubling after the third or even fourth card. Longhorn was mentioned. Of course UNKewlJ has mentioned Longhorn plenty but nary a mention of this re-doubling. Of course a prostitute at the tables just to push around red and green chips as cover for sugar daddy ploys wouldn’t have caught on to what’s really going on anyway.

kewlJ is basically the Boy Who Cried Wolf of these AP forums. He has lied so many times that it's impossible to believe any stories he tells

The kewlJ(s) have no idea what they wrote months ago or yesterday. Their whole self-presentation is inconsistent and ridiculous.

There is something bizarre about a poster who persistently debunks himself and then acts as if people should believe him. It's gotta be some kind of joke.

[Keystone]

Over at WOV some talk about casinos that allow doubling after the third or even fourth card. Longhorn was mentioned. Of course UNKewlJ has mentioned Longhorn plenty but nary a mention of this re-doubling. Of course a prostitute at the tables just to push around red and green chips as cover for sugar daddy ploys wouldn’t have caught on to what’s really going on anyway.

kewlJ is basically the Boy Who Cried Wolf of these AP forums. He has lied so many times that it's impossible to believe any stories he tells

The kewlJ(s) have no idea what they wrote months ago or yesterday. Their whole self-presentation is inconsistent and ridiculous.

There is something bizarre about a poster who persistently debunks himself and then acts as if people should believe him. It's gotta be some kind of joke.

Get some mental help, you smelly, camel stroking maggot

[kewlJ]

Over at WOV some talk about casinos that allow doubling after the third or even fourth card. Longhorn was mentioned. Of course UNKewlJ has mentioned Longhorn plenty but nary a mention of this re-doubling. Of course a prostitute at the tables just to push around red and green chips as cover for sugar daddy ploys wouldn’t have caught on to what’s really going on anyway.

This is just another Mdawg lie. Of course, I mentioned the re-double down at both Longhorn (boulder highway) and sister property Big Horn (north Las Vegas). The re-double WAS the main reason to play either of these properties. But the problem is that both are very low limit properties. Even betting $25 stands out and betting $100, you will be paid in green as they didn't even have black chips in the rack.

Another reason to play Longhorn was the daily blackjack tournament, which I won half dozen times. They would give you a match play just for playing. All in all good free EV, but just very low limit. I would never go out of my way to play there. When I did play there, is when my partner was alive and Eastside Cannery was still open and we were eating lunch at EC, I would sometimes walk across the street to play a few minutes at longhorn.

Similarly, at that point in time, my partner and I played another low limit place, Jerry's Nugget every Tuesday. Actually played the CSM. 30 minutes play each week would result in a mailer containing weekly $50 match play and $50 free bet. The MP and free play less the -Ev to play 20-25 hands was worth $40 each of us. for 1/2 hour of play. The we would eat lunch at the little cafe which we loved. The weekly mailer also included a food credit. Between the two of us that 60 minute visit to JN was worth $100 a week.

individually these lind of places were not worth much, but cumulatively, it all added up if you were playing the locals rotation. +EV is +EV. Of course Dawg knows nothing about actual LV play. He knows nothing of real Ap play, just silly, fantasy stories of winning every day and the casinos allowing it.

[kewlJ]

It just continues to stun me as to this guy, who claims to be a multi-millionaire, and claims to win millions from casinos each year, wakes up and manically bumps threads and lies about me, on an almost daily basis. It is an unparallel level of envy. I guess that he is a losing degenerate gambler (that gets comped like a losing player) writing or telling a fantasy story, where the APs he attacks actually win money doing AP things.

Anyway don't really have time for this shit right now. It is a very busy time right now with sports betting with all the different college tournaments and March madness next week. Don't have time to spend all day posting on gambling forums like the guy claiming to be a working attorney (on top of everything else). I know people like Dawg seek and need my attention, but I just can't right now. Maybe in a couple weeks.

[MDawg]

"I have to think on how to respond to this one, meantime I will pretend to be doing something or other, especially somewhere out of Vegas!"

But if I am to be honest, I think you highly fudge on your stories, and I don't know why. It's beyond leaving things out or adding things to protect yourself.

AxelWolf already publicly and privately stated that he debunked all of UNKewlJ's fraudulent sports bets claims.

What’s crazy about all this is that any normal person would realize that his ever changing story and desperate attempts to put out fires is just confirming that his story is false, and making him look even worse, but a sociopathic liar can’t help himself, and keeps lying just to cover up other lies.

[Rob.Singer]

What a joke--kew writing long-ass winded paragraphs of lies desperately trying to convince others that he's something he is truly not....which has been proven many times over....all while trying to claim he is "too busy" to reply to anything right now.

Lie after lie after lie after lie.....for the sole purpose of concoction.

[coach belly]

my partner and I played another low limit place, Jerry's Nugget every Tuesday. Actually played the CSM. 30 minutes play each week would result in a mailer containing weekly $50 match play and $50 free bet.

This is the first time I recall you admitting to having played blackjack as a rated player.

Have you mentioned this before, and were there other casinos where you played blackjack as a rated player, such that you provided your true identity to the casino?

Wouldn't that also expose your identity to the casinos where you played anonymously?

[kewlJ]

my partner and I played another low limit place, Jerry's Nugget every Tuesday. Actually played the CSM. 30 minutes play each week would result in a mailer containing weekly $50 match play and $50 free bet.

This is the first time I recall you admitting to having played blackjack as a rated player.

Have you mentioned this before, and were there other casinos where you played blackjack as a rated player, such that you provided your true identity to the casino?

Wouldn't that also expose your identity to the casinos where you played anonymously?

Since you asked a reasonable question, in a respectful manner, I will answer. (and probably regret doing so).

Playing anonymously (unrated) depends on the play. Sometimes you do....sometimes you dont.

With straight counting, I rarely played rated. No reason too. It identifies you and makes it easier for casinos to string together results and see what you are doing. Additionally, casinos just don't give you much for table play anymore.

But other plays, like the above-mentioned Jerry's nugget play or several other plays, especially promo type play, you HAVE to play rated. There is no play unless you are playing rated.

Additionally, all of our machine VP play was done playing rated. Had to be to get the mailers which made the play +EV.

I did need to be careful at casinos where I played blackjack unrated (card counting) and also played rated on machines. I always assumed that surveillance would follow me and piece it together, so I never went from one directly to the other. If I played rated and unrated at different activities on the same trip, it would be seperated by lunch or something.