kewlJ

[kewlJ]

and if anything, somebody suspected of something (like counting) in the short-term is going to be a subject of conversation and attention for the rest of the shift, especially if he stays on property. The people doing the surveilling aren't just blindly catching glimpses of screens while listening to the Yankees game.

Spoken like a guy who has no clue about what he is speaking.....AGAIN!

Have you ever talked to someone that works surveillance Red? You should. Occasionally someone that works surveillance will pop up on one of the shows or podcasts. Back in the day, Norm had a surveillance guy appear for a "chat" on his forum. It was one of the few times the chat room was packed. And for good reason.

Surveilling suspected card counters is FAR down on the list for surveillance guys. Much higher priorities are looking for criminal activity....cheating by both players and casino personnel. And then you have just the common criminal type stuff like pick pockets and distract-player-steal ticket type scams. Card counters very low on the totem pole. In most cases, surveillance has to be notified by pit to take a look at a player in seat 3, table 19. Player evaluations are initiated in the pit, not upstairs at most locations. That is why we keep one eye on pit folks.

[MDawg]

The kewlJ(s) have no idea what they wrote months ago or yesterday. Their whole self-presentation is inconsistent and ridiculous.

There is something bizarre about a poster who persistently debunks himself and then acts as if people should believe him. It's gotta be some kind of joke.

Please tell me that this entire routine of yours is a years-long troll job. At least that I could respect.

[DGenBen]

This podcast which Mickey posted about awhile back is a great listen.

This specific episode talks about casino Surveillance & what their focus (and lack of focus) usually is.

https://www.willyallison.com/podcast

[MDawg]

How are you harping on someone else to explain their timeline when your own timeline is swiss cheese?

[MDawg]

The thirty-nine most major UNKewl lies I can think of concern (1) his lie about Moses showing up at a condo he claimed he lived at, (2) a condo it turned out that he has no ownership in and does not even live in, where he can’t even get his story straight about what is and what is not allowed by the condo CCRs, and lies about “renting it out” AirBnB style, (3) his faking his own death, (4) lying about ever having been robbed, (5) the nonsense about MGM execs showing up at his apartment on Halloween to give him player records, (6) the backrooming lawsuit, (7) the lies about news stories being broadcast about the backrooming incident, lies about the fictional settlement related to the fabricated incident, (8) the lie about being doxxed, or ever having his name placed in any casino database, (9) the rigged shuffler, (10) $50. free play for $100K win on a slot progressive, (11) $50K multi hand VP hit, (12) lied about hitting a $4000. Royal at Hooters (now OP) with $15. free play. (13) winning a car, (14) the lie about never asking anyone else to prove anything, (15) the lie about knowing attorney Nersesian well or at all, and having him on "speed dial," (16) lies that made it clear that he has never filed taxes as a professional gambler, (17) fabricated sports bets, (18) lies about that he has calculated his exact "expected win" over a decade and a half period, (19) lies about ever playing blackjack other than red green chip action as cover for a sugar daddy hustle, (20) lying about how “many” APs know him, (21) lies about how “many” APs have offered to “hire him” for their blackjack teams, (22) lying and claiming that he has never told others how they should post and about what, (23) lying about never posting again about this or that or on this or that forum, (24) lying about why he was nuked from WOV, trying to imply that he left on his own accord, (25) lying about that he “always discloses his socks up front” (q.v. Magister), (26) lying about having gone to college after claiming for years that he never did, (27) lies about the "oily" surfboard, (28) lied about whether or not he was gay, (29) the lie about even having a dead "soul mate" which he recanted, (30) continuing to lie about what the “about even” statement of MDawg means even after realizing that it means absolutely nothing, (31) a concocted electronic blackjack game he hadn't "studied up" on enough before presenting to the crowd, (32) Lied about and misquoted the Wizard, (33) caught up in conflicting lies about a blackjack play where he couldn’t even keep track of whether or not the game was electronic, (34) the repeated lie about that MDawg's "about even" admission meant anything other than just an accommodation to get his Adventures thread unhidden, (35) Concocted an obviously false tale of getting pick pocketed and trying to grab and rough up the pick pocketer, (36) When caught lying tries, without explaining in any way how or why, lying to say that he lied to protect his privacy, (37) Lying about the MGM Execs “player records” claiming that his lie somehow influenced MDawg’s actions, when it was MDawg’s power that drives UNKewlJ to lie and lie again, (38) Lied about being aware of CTR or SAR reports that had been filed against him, when nothing of the sort has ever been bothered to be reported about this low end fraud, (39) Lied about receiving a letter extending his trespass from his fictional backrooming fable and when called on it could not produce a shred of backup (as usual).

That rigged shuffler story, besides not making any sense, reaffirmed in my mind that this guy really doesn't play much table games, because I'd expect such nonsense from a recreational player, not a card counter.

KewlJ, you have repeatedly lied on this and other forums. You have admitted to many of these lies.

He would be an idiot if he gave the chance of your 50 to 100k story to be anything but zero.

He also can't give us details about what machine hit the $100K for $50 freeplay because...no amount of "studying up" can get him out from under these lies.

And as usual, as he gets hemmed in, he is changing the story on some of these. Even renounced the existence of his "soul mate" claims he lied about him and his gay marriage too!

[kewlJ]

IF all 39 things listed were in fact lies by me (THEY ARE NOT), but if they were, that list would pale by a factor of 100 to the lies you have told regarding your gambling and non-gambling exploits just meant to impress people because you are insecure.

The fact is that I have lied once on this forum. It involved the lawsuit portion of my back-room incident, when I lied so details wouldn't get out that could/would identify me.

Now if you want to go back 15 year on another forum, I also lied once after a robbery, attempting to protect, not my identity, but myself physically, from future incidents.

TWICE! and for pretty damn good reason. Not because I needed to impress people with fantastical winnings and shit because I am insecure.

You are the compulsive liar Dawg. For 7 months straight, you told us day after day after day how you won. Winnings totaling millions of dollars. 1-50 ($100-$5000) spreads, 10 hours straight play, 50 winning blackjack hands in a row, casino pit folks not caring about winning players. LIE after LIE after LIE. Only to magically erase those 200 days of daily lies with one sentence of "about even for this trip".

You can spin whatever you want to spin, troll and call names, but it gets no more clear cut that this.

And THAT before we even get into the stupid shit like "mid 7 figure mansions" and playing blackjack with hockey players who were actually quarantines in Canada at the time.

You aren't just a fucking internet liar. You are a fucking nutjob. An insecure wacko.

[MDawg]

KJ keeps trying to manually rephrase the same old nervous essays over and over. Can you imagine how much time and angst that takes?

If I have to be honest here, at this point MDawg actually has way more credibility than you. He's actually met up with the wizard, played Baccarat at a medium level, and won.

Already in the past someone at this forum told me that he contacted attorney Nersesian who so far from acknowledging that he knew UNKewlJ in any way went out of his way to state that he was aware that this "nutjob" Jason aka KewlJ was going around the internet claiming that he knew him. If anyone doubts this I still have the email that was forwarded directly from Nersesian disavowing any connection with UNKewlJ and calling him out as a real piece of work.

[kewlJ]

just hitting 9am and this retard claiming to be visiting Vegas has troll posted half a dozen times on an internet troll forum.

Yeah, that is what real people visiting Vegas do at 9am on a 70 degree day (going to 85) in Vegas.

And he may be in Vegas. Don't know. Don't care. THAT is not the point.

[MDawg]

Sometimes I think this whole thing is a ploy for kewl to learn mdawg's methods so he can branch out.

[kewlJ]

The chances that Mdawg has any "methods" that result in any long-term winning are the same odds as Rob Singer owning a Newell RV and Alan having seen 18 y.o. in a row.

[MDawg]

The reason he posts so much is because he never feels as if his lies are getting across to anyone, and that bothers him. Someone who lives such a concocted virtual life on internet gaming forums just CANNOT have that

[MisterV]

The chances that Mdawg has any "methods" that result in any long-term winning are the same odds as Rob Singer owning a Newell RV and Alan having seen 18 y.o. in a row.

Yes, and we know that the hound and Rob both KNOW they're trolling with their silly brags, but to this day we cannot say whether Alan actually believed he saw eighteen yo's in a row, or was it just a troll?

[MDawg]

You don't see the lights from the outside advertising on the building when you are inside the room.

Wow so you’re saying that the Johns who have allowed you up stay only on the cheapie side of the resort? No Crockford’s clients? Or are we back to the constantly shifting story of whether or not you play rated (not that red/green action would get you much of anything comp wise anyway).

[jdaewoo]

Why isn't this retard making up more fake baccarat sessions?

[OppsIdidItAgain]

Yes, and we know that the hound and Rob both KNOW they're trolling with their silly brags, but to this day we cannot say whether Alan actually believed he saw eighteen yo's in a row, or was it just a troll?

---> There's only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

https://anagram-solver.net/Yesandwek...l?partial=true


Singer made a habit of lying for attention, but, Alan, of thus telling the truth. Alan wouldn't have as thoroughly besmirched himself, in the sense of his many past plausible casino claims, either, by avowing to 18 yo's in a row, let alone at the WoV site, unless it were his very own initial sign of dementia.

That's how dementia sets in, with a single solitary bit of "irrefutable" craziness despite the person being otherwise totally rational. In fact, lots of dementia patients hallucinate while carrying on rational conversations. Another mental paradox, but of a physically inherent nature.

P.S. 18 * 11 = 198 = (1 + 197) ---> 1/137

[MDawg]

kew has been exposed as a serial liar, been confirmed as a losing gambler, and been outed as a diseased she-man prostitute who will never live to see 50.

I don't mind kewlJ's stories about himself being challenged.

kewlJ has also been caught in a lot of lies over time, both on this forum and elsewhere. Therefore, it is unclear if he really makes much (or anything) playing blackjack these days.

kewlJ is basically the Boy Who Cried Wolf of these AP forums. He has lied so many times that it's impossible to believe any stories he tells.

[jdaewoo]

Why isn't this retard making up more fake baccarat sessions?

[kewlJ]

I don't even mind that this retard spends every waking minute here trolling me. At least we aren't getting any or as many bullshit baccarat & blackjack stories. We haven't gotten any here for several years and at WoV, as soon as he pokes his head up trying another ridiculous claim, he is shot down. Either that or no one even responds.

So if the price I pay is a little trolling from a losing gambler to not read that bullshit, I am good with that. And you're welcome to the rest of you.

BUT, yesterdays post at WoV by the great Dawg was kind of funny though. Pictures from the Vegas Golden Knight's playoff game the night before, presumably from a comped suite at the game.

You know who gets comped suites at the playoff game? It isn't real AP's that beat the casinos, it is LOSING higher end players. That has always been what Dawg is and his stories about.

[Rob.Singer]

Kew, do you realize what kind of a no-life loser depends on what is posted on multiple internet gaming forums as a measure of his sanity?

No wonder you're such a weakling in the world of men. You live your life in a virtual world because, as it is for most of your failed & pathetic generation, you find yourself incapable of interacting with real people. Hiding behind computers is what they do best, and fairies see it as a safe space.

Weak....and disgusting.

[jdaewoo]

Why isn't this retard pretending he can afford an RV?