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About 1 hour into her journey, Karen espied a scarecrow with crows resting on it. Thinking herself very clever, Karen said, "Some scarecrow you are!" and punctuated the insult with a rancid egg toot. The aroma lingered for 14 seconds before the the scarecrow retorted back, "I can think of 51 reasons why your mother should have had you vacuumed when you were a fetus."

Bewildered Karen looked hard at the scarecrow who was now pretending to be motionless. Then he whistled and eerie tune (Black Sabbath) and within 1:24 minutes Karen was swarmed by 245 mad crows pecking her eyes and ears. They continued that way for 4:26 minutes until the scarecrow, satisfied with his retribution, called them off.

"What was that for!?" Karen yelled at the straw filled man.

The scarecrow ignored her question and asked one of his own. "Are you headed to see the wizard? Untie me from my post and let me journey with you."

"After you just sicced a bunch of crows on me?" Karen asked.

"As you can see, I possess a very useful skill. One that might come in handy along the way. Also, I know the secret passcode to get into the emerald palace and I won't tell it to you unless you get me down."

Karen agreed with his logic and let him down. "Thanks," the scarecrow said. "The passcode is 679--1016--1449--1990."

"Dat be a long ass passcode. Who da fuck able to mem'rize dat?"

"It's easy if you know the sequence it originates from."

(679 + 1016 + 1449 + 1990 + 124 + 426 - 245 + 51 + 14 + 1) = 5505 ---> 555

(679 - 1016 - 1449 + 1990 - 124 - 426 - 245 + 51 - 14 - 1) = -555 ---> 1/555

(-679 - 1016 + 1449 + 1990 + 124 - 426 + 245 + 51 - 14 + 1) = 1725 --->7152

(679 + 1016 - 1449 - 1990 - 124 + 426 - 245 - 51 - 14 - 1) = -1753 = -(1 + 7152) ---> 1/7152

(-679 - 1016 + 1449 - 1990 + 124 + 426 + 245 - 51 - 14 - 1) = -1507 ---> {157 = about (pi / 0.02)} ---> 7152

(679 + 1016 - 1449 + 1990 - 124 + 426 - 245 + 51 + 14 - 1) = 2357 = (1 + 2356) ---> 1/5236

(679 + 1016 + 1449 - 1990 - 124 - 426 - 245 + 51 - 14 - 1) = 395 = (10 + 5 + 20 + 300 + 60) = ( 300 + 5 + 90) ---> 1/5236, or 359

(-679 + 1016 - 1449 + 1990 - 124 + 426 - 245 + 51 + 14 - 1) = 999 ---> 666

(-679 + 1016 - 1449 - 1990 - 124 - 426 + 245 + 51 + 14 - 1) = -3343 = -(10 + 3333) ---> 1/333

(679 - 1016 - 1449 + 1990 - 124 - 426 + 245 + 51 + 14 - 1) = -37 ---> 1/37

(679 - 1016 - 1449 - 1990 + 124 - 426 + 245 - 51 - 14 - 1) = -3899 = (101 - 4*1000) ---> 1/411 ---> 1/42

(679 / 1016 * 1449 * 1990 / 124 * 426 / 245 / 51 / 14 * 1) = 37.8461011722 = about 38 = (1 + 37) ---> 137

(679 * 1016 / 1449 * 1990 * 124 / 426 / 245 * 51 / 14 * 1) = 4100.49527015 = about 4100 = (-100 + 4200) ---> 142

(-679 + 1016 - 1449 + 1990 - 124 - 426 - 245 + 51 + 14 + 1) = 149 = (1 + 148) ---> 1/148

(679 - 1016 + 1449 - 1990 - 124 - 426 - 245 - 51 + 14 - 1) = -1711 = (10 - 1721) ---> 1/1721

(-679 - 1016 - 1449 + 1990 - 124 + 426 - 245 - 51 - 14 - 1) = -1163 = -(1000 + √9 + 60 + 100) ---> 1961

(679 - 1016 + 1449 - 1990 - 124 + 426 - 245 - 51 - 14 - 1) = (-679 - 1016 - 1449 + 1990 + 124 + 426 - 245 - 51 + 14 - 1) = -887 = (1 - 888) = [1 - (333 + 555)] ---> 1/333_555

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---> Timeline of the Canadian Afghan detainee issue.

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The Canadian Afghan detainee issue concerns Government of Canada or the Canadian Forces (CF) knowledge of abusive treatment of detainees in Afghanistan. The abuse occurred after Afghans were detained by Canadian Forces, and subsequently transferred to the Afghan National Army (ANA) or the Afghan National Directorate of Security (NDS) during the War in Afghanistan. The issue has sparked heated debate since Article 12 of the Third Geneva Convention (of which Canada is a signatory) states that "the Detaining Power [Canada] is responsible for the treatment given [to prisoners of war]". If the allegations of torture are true it would mean Canada is guilty of war crimes.

There are only two positive square stella octangula numbers, 1, and 9653449 = 3107^2 = {[100*(1 + 30)] + 7}^2 = (13 × 239)^2 = (1 + 10 * 4^2 + 2^3)*[(24*10 - 1)^2], corresponding to n = 1 and n = 169 respectively, ---> 1/137, and 1/142_241\1 .

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