The Adventures of MDawg (in progress)

[MDawg]

How many times does he need to suffer thru "It just isn't fair that MDawg gets to claim he wins all the time with comps, gifts and special treatment, and he gets support & cover from Benedict Shack and other Richard Potatoes from the gaming forums' group of administrators!" "Can't you people see how much this HURTS me when I can't do anything about it?"

Yes....kew IS the architect of his own suffering. While other disbelievers aren't affected one bit by what MDawg does or says, kew let's it get so far under his skin that it's spelling I AM A FOOL all over his wimpy body

How about some truth about his obsession for a refreshing change. Kew is so extraordinarily jealous of the guy because he knows he has wealth far beyond anything kew will ever see. He also despises him for being normal and not being afflicted with that short circuit in his brain. Covering up this ball of envy with rambling posts of "I'm an educator on LV gambling operation, and I say THAT'S NOT HOW THIS CITY WORKS!"

[kewlJ]

Degenerate gambler. When we hear this term, we tend to think of lower end gamblers gambling away every last dollar to the point that it effects their life and relationships with friends and family negatively. But a degenerate gambler doesn't have to be some lower end player gambling away his last dollar. It can be higher limit players that can afford to gamble and lose. So here is the definition I use: Engages in excessive, compulsive, and harmful gambling behaviors.
Bets for the rush of action above all else and isn't capable of making mathematically sound bets.

Mdawg fits that definition to a tee. Baccarat, craps, roulette seem to be the game of choice for degenerate gamblers (I guess slots as well). Baccarat in particular seems to draw these players. On every forum you see baccarat players claiming they are winning long-term when they are not.

Here is the difference between advantage players that can and do win long-term and degenerate gamblers that only claim to. Advantage players can specifically point to something they are doing that gives them and advantage. Degenerate gamblers never can or do. It is always some goofy thing like "I am rainman" or some top secret thing that he can't talk about.

There is no secret sauce that can replace the math.

[kewlJ]

How many times does he need to suffer thru "It just isn't fair that MDawg gets to claim he wins all the time with comps, gifts and special treatment,

The problem isn't that it isn't fair. The problem is that it isn't real.

Dawgs claims are on the same level as Rob Singer claiming he won using a progressive betting system (that was before he stole the DU bug claim). Or on the same level as EvenBob/Spike's roulette claims. Or even the guy Soxfan's Baccarat claims. Or some of the Youtube guys like mikki Maze.

Absolutely nothing supported by math. Just long disproven voodoo concepts or some secret sauce that they can't talk about.

[MDawg]

It's not just that UNKewlJ is a moron with no ability to connect the dots in analyzing anything (although, he is that too, a moron), and someone with all the personality of a wooden rocking chair (he's that as well, vapid and listless), but also that he can't expound on what he has not experienced personally. Which is why his posts tend to ramble on endlessly as he keeps throwing everything he has read or heard about the subject into the mix, repeating too his well worn blackjack story almost every time ("I've been playing ___ years and I've made ____ dollars and this is how much I SHOULD have made based on the math") desperately hoping to appear like some kind of authority (in this respect he isn't much different from Tasha with her "so and so did such and such" where she's writing about something she read or heard about).

(With UNKewl posts you may almost hear the rising soft whine of "I know what I'm talking about whyy won't you people pay attention to mee" in the background. But still - almost no relating of personal experience, tons of regurgitated "this is the way it should be.")

[Keystone]

I got stacks of six figure and even one (maybe more ) seven figure casino cage checks just from this year alone. The sum figures boggle the mind.

"VERIFIED TABLE WIN" in the memos all of them.

Cha'Ching!

Any questions?

No one cares Habib

No keystroke....it bothers ALL of you losers. Especially the noodle-slurper. Those slopes are BORN degenerate gamblers....

His "tales" don`t bother me, he does in general....much as you`ve publicized you don`t like weirdos, homos, or spear chuckers, I don`t like sand monkeys .... especially loudmothed ones that lie.....Get it dummy?.....Happy Easter

[kewlJ]

What would that look like? He would have a stack of "verified win" checks to claim whatever narrative he is trying to claim and for whatever reason. BUT, the non-mentioned losses would more than offset that stack of "verified wins". And no I don't expect I will get an answer...just trolling.

Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! (Gomer Pyle) No answer to the simple questions "what would that look like?" Just more trolling.

Something really wrong with this person.

[redietz]

I'm not advocating for MDawg with this comment, but what I've learned about kewlJ is that (1) he ignores anything you tell him that he doesn't want to remember or that doesn't make whatever case he's arguing and (2) he argues things that he knows amazingly little about. Like the line about why anyone would be a handicapper as opposed to a pure gambler. His take on this, considering that I've explained bits and pieces to him previously, is either dishonest or incredibly naive for someone who's allegedly (and I emphasize the "alleged" in allegedly) been playing blackjack professionally in Las Vegas for a decade plus. He's either dumb as a rock or completely disingenuous. Or both, I guess.

I suspect disingenuous, if I had a gun to my head to choose. Which means the dude(s) is/are dishonest.

I'll be more than happy to lay out the many and obvious reasons someone would be a public handicapper versus purely a solo sports gambler, but not on this forum. On the PFA broadcast, sure. Basically, if you can't figure out two or three reasons, God help you in everyday life, much less the business world or the world of sports gambling. But I'm willing to play Dragnet and lay it all out succinctly.

Over and out. And MDawg, feel free to quote me on this. I'm sure the kewlJ(s) will have a dozen responsive posts, but basically they'll all be bullshit. I'll be more than happy to disembowel what passes for KewJ(s) "logic" live.

[kewlJ]

I asked Mdawg a very simple question that he can't and won't answer. Now I am going to do the same with you Red.

You claim to be a professional sports bettor, who has made a living in the sports betting arena (which includes contests). I don't know whether you are or not. (please don't send me documentation from 1983).

But my simple question is why does a successful sports bettor, capable of picking winners at a rate enough to win (overcome vig), need investors and clients? Why not just pick winners? What do you need "clients" for?

Just like with Dawg, I won't hold my breath waiting for an answer.

[MDawg]

KJ and others here are going to their graves muttering unintelligibly about the Dawg.

[jdaewoo]

Why isn't this retard making up more fake baccarat sessions?

[AxelWolf]

Why isn't this retard making up more fake baccarat sessions?

He is, he is. Go look at WOV.

[The Boz]

Why isn't this retard making up more fake baccarat sessions?

He is, he is. Go look at WOV.

To be fair as Tasha says, it’s a circle jerk between the 3 of you. Mdawg, Wiz and you.

While I just satisfy myself to the pics the boys at WoV send me that Tasha sold them.

[coach belly]

What do you need "clients" for?

I think it's because they pay him...and you can never be too rich.

Do many gamblers make a habit of turning down freerolls?

[coach belly]

I asked Mdawg a very simple question that he can't and won't answer.

I looked back in the thread and found where you wrote that you had questions...

I have questions. I am going to pose it in the form of a what if.

...but there was only this question...

...the non-mentioned losses would more than offset that stack of "verified wins". What would that look like?

Your "what if" hypothesis, that the losses would more than offset the wins, is not a fact, it's an assumption.

That makes your silly "what would that look like?" question rhetorical...it requires no answer.

[redietz]

What do you need "clients" for?

I think it's because they pay him...you can never be too rich.

Do many gamblers make a habit of turning down freerolls?

I find it hard to believe the KewlJ(s) are this stupid. The KewlJ(s) must never use financial consultants. All the same questions apply.

I worry about professional blackjack players who pretend they're retarded on forums.

[MisterV]

I just satisfy myself to the pics the boys at WoV send me that Tasha sold them.

Just understand what it is you're looking at; those aren't tarantulas in the jungle, they're crabs in her bush.

[coach belly]

I worry about professional blackjack players who pretend they're retarded on forums.

I see what you mean by pretending.

He writes all about his multiple income streams, while unable to fathom why you wouldn't just stick to one.

That means he's telling another lie about himself.

[MDawg]

The joke here is that Boz is fully black. If his black father had had a bit more money he could have afforded a white prostitute. But since he was poor, his black father got with a black prostitute.

Hope that helps.

You mean...

Dave Chappelle was actually IN our suite at the Sphere for Dead and Company but strangely (or maybe not so strangely for a celebrity) he kept popping out to go not sure where. He actually stayed put in suite for only minutes at a time. I saw him pop into another neighboring suite too for a bit. He was very friendly shook hands with anyone who wanted and waved at fans from neighboring suites.

I wouldn’t have even recognized him I’m not so into celebrity watch but one of the girls with me grabbed me and said, that’s Dave Chappelle!

When we watched the Knights at T Mobile get pummeled Game 2 Stanley Cup playoffs next door to us was the owner of the Wild team. Someone in our suite was a Minnesota fan and recognized him shook hands with him over the edge suite to suite.

[MDawg]

At the Sphere I assume they have a way to get celebrities out quietly because otherwise it is quite impacted trying to get out of there at the end. Or maybe they just have to leave early because there’s no way to avoid at least the other suite occupants who will all be exiting to those levels together at the end of the event.

[kewlJ]

The joke here is that Boz is fully black. If his black father had had a bit more money he could have afforded a white prostitute. But since he was poor, his black father got with a black prostitute.

Hope that helps.

You mean...

Dave Chappelle was actually IN our suite at the Sphere for Dead and Company but strangely (or maybe not so strangely for a celebrity) he kept popping out to go not sure where. He actually stayed put in suite for only minutes at a time. I saw him pop into another neighboring suite too for a bit. He was very friendly shook hands with anyone who wanted and waved at fans from neighboring suites.

I wouldn’t have even recognized him I’m not so into celebrity watch but one of the girls with me grabbed me and said, that’s Dave Chappelle!

When we watched the Knights at T Mobile get pummeled Game 2 Stanley Cup playoffs next door to us was the owner of the Wild team. Someone in our suite was a Minnesota fan and recognized him shook hands with him over the edge suite to suite.

What the fuck is wrong with you Dawg?! You are one insecure narcistic dude, always trying to impress people.


The last time you tried to impress us with tales involving hockey players, you claimed you were playing blackjack with members of the Montreal Canadians hockey team. Problem was the Canadians hockey teams was quarantined in Canada at the time.