Hideous Handbag Appreciation Thread

[pinchingyourballs]

In this thread I will sporadically post pictures of what could be the infamous hideous handbag of the VCT forum persona known as "Tasha." Check out this beaut.



Or maybe it is more like this specimen of fine craftsmanship

[DGenBen]

In this thread I will sporadically post pictures of what could be the infamous hideous handbag of the VCT forum persona known as "Tasha." Check out this beaut.

Pretty cool actually. I could imagine hipster chicks going nuts for that

[pinchingyourballs]

Pretty cool actually. I could imagine hipster chicks going nuts for that

It looks like something one would find digging up a shallow grave in the woods by chance while camping in the Appalachians. Here is another hideous handbag concept. I do hope Tasha likes these.

[MisterV]

Cool butt cheeks, but can you use AI to make a hideous handbag sporting mammoth mammaries.

Karen might appreciate one overflowing with bogus bingo cards.

[theywontpayontuesday]

This isn't funny. Tasha is a human being. It's the one thing AI taught me first was how mean and rude I was behaving thinking it was funny. I have done my best to act as a better person.

[pinchingyourballs]

Cool butt cheeks, but can you use AI to make a hideous handbag sporting mammoth mammaries.

Karen might appreciate one overflowing with bogus bingo cards.

ChatGPT is asexual and was offended at your request. It nipped it in the bud, told me to bounce, told me I should stay abreast of current thinking on offensive discourse.

[MisterV]

ChatGPT is asexual and was offended at your request. It nipped it in the bud, told me to bounce, told me I should stay abreast of current thinking on offensive discourse.

Oh yeah?

Maybe I'll call Donald Trump and tell him about your DEI-based post: he won't like it one bit I bet...no doubt a flock of black Suburbans filled with aremed G-men will descend upon you to show you that "that DEI won't hunt."

But until you get your much deserved comeupance could you please create a camel that shits high denomination Venetian casino chips?

Better yet, recreate the tableau of Mammie scrubbing while Karen is shitting: stories such as hers benefit from illustrations.

Whoa...what about using AI to create an entire comic strip about Karen?

Instead of calling it "Zap Comics" it could be "Coprophilia Comics."

Anyway, here's a "hideous handbag" candidate...

[MisterV]

'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and ...wait a minute, wrong story.

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Karen had spent the past several hours and most of her paycheck chasing a jackpot at her go to casino.

So close so many times: you'd think it was rigged with all the near misses.

But hope sprang eternal in her beating bosom, just as a fat load was building in her colon.

She was playing one of the games recommended by her AP casino friends, the kind that "must hit" soon: Karen espied a filthy, disreputable, very scary Asian man lurking nearby, ready to swoop in and win HER jackpot if she ever walked away from her machine.

"No way, Jose; I and I mean Go climb a tree, Mr. Lee:" Karen silently mused about the vulture but then she nearly keeled over in acute discomfort: a massive BM was about to happen, and much like a MDawg brag there was nothing she could do to stop it.

Karen panicked: "I and I don't want that man to win my jackpot" she thought, then Karen sighed in relief: the "solution" was readily at hand.

She stood up, pulled down her knickers and proceeded to fill her hideous handbag with the digested, stinky remnants of her recent meals.

It took a bit of maneuvering to avoid tipping off casino staff, but "a girl has to do what a girl has to do" and by thunder, she did it.

Karen snapped the handbag closed and went back to playing her slot, certain that soon she'd hit the big one, having just shit a big one.

[MisterV]

"I had someone on that other Website take my picture while I was in a Casino minding my own business...����"

--- posted at WoV by Karen

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While she was "relieving herself" of yesterdays digested combustibles one of her "casino friends" espied what she was doing and had a money making idea: he got down next to her at floor level, behind her so she didn't see him, and he photographed her having her casino BM.

The zoom feature on his phone captured the expulsion from her nether eye with crystal clarity: there was even accompanying sound.

No prude, he knew what to do: up it went on Only Fans.

They'd never seen anything quite like it: shitting was one thing but shitting into a truly hideous handbag while on the casino floor with slots bonging, binging and clanging in time to the load being dropped went positively viral.

Soon it was posted on Tik Tok, with predictable results: thousands of teens "copied" Karen, but since they weren't allowed to play slots they shit their back packs, mother's purses, father's brief cases, tool boxes or even the back seat of the family car.

It became a shit-fest, drawing the attention and ire of the president: he sent his veep out to investigate only to learn he'd shit the sofa in the west wing.

Soon millions across the globe followed the latest trend, a trend started by VCT's own Karen.

Karen was beyond a mere AP...she'd become an INFLUENCER, inspiring others to abandon all social conventions...she'd finally ARRIVED.

see:

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckin...ead/?rdt=40291