Dr. V went to his office and called his attorney, McDawg.

"This better be good, doc: I'm vulturing and the pickings are pretty good today. What's up?"

"Some ghetto patient just confessed to murdering multiple people, and he tried to kill himself."

"Yeah, they're as much a bunch of murderous, fucked up assholes as we Arabs are...bwa ha ha ha...but I digress. Why call me?"

"Do I need to keep it confidential or must I report it?"

"Fuck me if I know, I went to an unaccredited law school. Let me google it and get back to you."

While waiting for a response Dr. V hit on a nurse and got a hummer in the closet: it was GOOD to be a doctor.