Kewlj giving back $300 out of pity?

[Tasha]

IIRC, Kewlj said that he was gambling in a Casino one day when a guy won a sudden $20,000 Jackpot on a $5 bet and was so excited, he impulsively gave a bunch of random gambling Strangers $300 a Person. He gave Kewlj $300 too.

Kewlj thought,"This guy REALLY shouldn't be giving random gambling Strangers in a Casino $300 a person just because he won $20,000 on a $5 jackpot. He's going to end up being broke and asking those people for his money back. He should be putting that money aside for bills and other living expenses, and putting some in saving, not giving random gambling Strangers in a Casino $300 a person. "

It happened just as Kewlj predicted and the man ended up asking the random gambling Strangers for the money back and they LAUGHED at him and didn't give him the money back. Some people responded stuff like,"Sorry, I already lost all the money."

The man went to Kewlj begging for his money back and Kewlj felt sorry for him, fully understanding that he made an impulsive mistake in the heat of the excitement but now needed that money back. Kewlj gave him his $300 back and the man was beyond grateful that he got even some of the money back.

[MDawg]

Assuming you even got the story anywhere near right..no way UNKewlJ (or most anyone else) would hand back any of that deng.

[MisterV]

What kind of moron hits a twenty grand hand pay and is busted out later that same session?

What fools these mortals be.

[kewlJ]

Tasha, What drugs are you on?

No stranger has ever given me money from a slot win. I don't play slots so I wouldn't be in the vicinity of a slot player hitting something like that. And if I was in the vicinity and they gave me $300, I would take it. It's their money, if that is what they want to do with it, fine by me. Depending on my mood, I probably would flip that found money to one of the charities I regularly support. Or maybe not. Maybe I would have a nice meal on the generous fellow.

Now, I do frequently and by frequently, I guess a couple times a year encounter someone at a blackjack table betting big, that starts flipping $25 chips to me and other players. That seems to happen more and more playing on busier weekend times like I now do when many players are half (or more) drunk. To them, I say, flip away.

These are the same morons that think everyone at the blackjack table is on the same team.

[MDawg]

Now, I do frequently and by frequently, I guess a couple times a year encounter someone at a blackjack table betting big, that starts flipping $25 chips to me and other players. That seems to happen more and more playing on busier weekend times like I now do when many players are half (or more) drunk. To them, I say, flip away.

$25. is a king's ransom to the

mentally ill redchipper.

[Tasha]

What kind of moron hits a twenty grand hand pay and is busted out later that same session?

What fools these mortals be.

A guy said his friend won TWO hand pays in a day and ended up asking him for a $100 loan the same day. :/

[The Boz]

What kind of moron hits a twenty grand hand pay and is busted out later that same session?

What fools these mortals be.

Just another made up story that makes no sense in multiple ways by the retard looking for attention.

Your Mammie stories have a better chance of being more accurate than this nonsense.

Like her kitchen floor and Darryl’s chest, this thread is just another thing she’s shit upon.

[Tasha]

Tasha, What drugs are you on?

No stranger has ever given me money from a slot win. I don't play slots so I wouldn't be in the vicinity of a slot player hitting something like that. And if I was in the vicinity and they gave me $300, I would take it. It's their money, if that is what they want to do with it, fine by me. Depending on my mood, I probably would flip that found money to one of the charities I regularly support. Or maybe not. Maybe I would have a nice meal on the generous fellow.

Now, I do frequently and by frequently, I guess a couple times a year encounter someone at a blackjack table betting big, that starts flipping $25 chips to me and other players. That seems to happen more and more playing on busier weekend times like I now do when many players are half (or more) drunk. To them, I say, flip away.

These are the same morons that think everyone at the blackjack table is on the same team.

I didn't say it was a slot win. I said,"Bet." I think the guy in question won the $20,000 playing either Blackjack, Craps, Poker, or Video Poker.

[The Boz]

What kind of moron hits a twenty grand hand pay and is busted out later that same session?

What fools these mortals be.

A guy said his friend won TWO hand pays in a day and ended up asking him for a $100 loan the same day. :/

And a guy said you sold him stolen phone cards to pay for your gambling habit.

He said it so it has to be true.

Now get back to shoving that empty 40 up your nasty Brillo pad covered snatch!

After all, I read it here so it has to be true.

[kewlJ]

Tasha, I did enjoy your story from your latest sock puppet about your "friend" WoN, though. That was cute. I don't know why you continue to associate with that person and then are surprised when he bites you or attempts to bite you.

What is that story about the snake that told the woman he was a snake?

[The Boz]

Tasha, What drugs are you on?

No stranger has ever given me money from a slot win. I don't play slots so I wouldn't be in the vicinity of a slot player hitting something like that. And if I was in the vicinity and they gave me $300, I would take it. It's their money, if that is what they want to do with it, fine by me. Depending on my mood, I probably would flip that found money to one of the charities I regularly support. Or maybe not. Maybe I would have a nice meal on the generous fellow.

Now, I do frequently and by frequently, I guess a couple times a year encounter someone at a blackjack table betting big, that starts flipping $25 chips to me and other players. That seems to happen more and more playing on busier weekend times like I now do when many players are half (or more) drunk. To them, I say, flip away.

These are the same morons that think everyone at the blackjack table is on the same team.

I didn't say it was a slot win. I said,"Bet." I think the guy in question won the $20,000 playing either Blackjack, Craps, Poker, or Video Poker.

You said jackpot moron.

Always LYING! Why not post the link to the original post where KJ said this?

[kewlJ]

I do remember a story about a person on these forums that played the lottery, the daily number. So she predicted she was going to hit and when she didn't she sent everyone $25 gift cards to Starbucks. Which was really weird.

I took that $25 and it is the only time I have ever visited a star bucks, as I don't drink coffee. Had some kind of over-priced baked good or something and something to drink.

Later after realizing just how retarded that person was, I felt bad and was considering sending her back her $25 (which was likely stolen anyway). But then I decided....FUCK her (with Boz's dick) not mine. I am glad I came to my senses on that one.

What ever happened to THAT crazy ass bitch anyway? Oh yeah, I am responding to her now.

Come to think of it Tasha, maybe you should have brought that incident up when you were soliciting money from me. "hey remember I sent you a $25 gift card to star bucks". Maybe I would have been more sympathetic. Or maybe NOT!

[MDawg]

Face it, even Tasha has more credibility that you.

[The Boz]

I do remember a story about a person on these forums that played the lottery, the daily number. So she predicted she was going to hit and when she didn't she sent everyone $25 gift cards to Starbucks. Which was really weird.

I took that $25 and it is the only time I have ever visited a star bucks, as I don't drink coffee. Had some kind of over-priced baked good or something and something to drink.

Later after realizing just how retarded that person was, I felt bad and was considering sending her back her $25 (which was likely stolen anyway). But then I decided....FUCK her (with Boz's dick) not mine. I am glad I came to my senses on that one.

What ever happened to THAT crazy ass bitch anyway?

Thanks man but I’m good.

Closest I ever came to fucking a boon was jacking off to an Aunt Jemima bottle as a teenager.

[MDawg]

This thread would be known as comic relief in a Shakespearian tragedy.

But what play exactly would fit the Tragedy of UNKewlJ's Life, which is most of what occupies VCT, I'd have to think hard upon.

[kewlJ]

Sorry Kim Lee. I am really trying. And I promise to try harder tomorrow.

But here goes:

This fucking moron Mdog posted pictures of bags of nuts in his great adventure thread, not just here but at 2 forums today. Eating a bag of nuts was his great accomplishment. And they say, you are what you eat.

[MDawg]

I'll also say that it seems very important to you that people believe you.

You seem to descend into a much darker place when you battle with people on these forums.

[MisterV]

I didn't say it was a slot win. I said,"Bet." I think the guy in question won the $20,000 playing either Blackjack, Craps, Poker, or Video Poker.

You said BOTH words in the same sentence, to wit: "Kewlj said that he was gambling in a Casino one day when a guy won a sudden $20,000 Jackpot on a $5 bet..."

C'mon Einstein, elevate your game and tell us how anyone can win twenty grand on a five dollar craps bet; what table game offers a 4000 X multiplier?

My bowels are rumbling, Karen...more Mammie on the horizon...

[Tasha]

Maybe I should have said Handpay instead of Jackpot?

[MisterV]

Tasha, What drugs are you on?

"Mammie, where be my haloperido and my fluphenazine?"

Mammie looked up from the kitchen floor, happy for any break from the endless scrubbing; "You's all out, girl, dontcha remember?"

"No Mammie, I and I dont'ts remember, 'dat is why de doctor he gives me 'dem pills. You knows I and I has all dem issues..."

"Chile, jus' 'fess up, you is a compulsive liar and a flo' shitter, all 'de rest is winder dressin;."

"Mammie, how dares you says 'dat?"

Rather than cry she dropped her bloomers and left a smelly "Mammie's Day" gift for her long-suffering step mom.

Upon espying the mound of digested chicken legs, Cheetos and Fanta Mammie finally made her long-planned move to escape the clown show.

" "Dat be alls I can stand! Tell yo daddy I is goin' back to Mississippi; i'd rather share crop and pick cotton then deal with ALL YOUR STUPID SHIT!"

Mammie used her common law husband's works to give herself a good jolt of heroin, then Off to Mississippi she went...and she LIKED it.

Later that night while chatting over Church's Chicken Karen told her not so proud papa about Mammie fleeing the coop.

"Well OK then, looks like you'll need to start using the toilet like the rest of us."

This notion caused Karen to shake, sweat, and vomit: "Daddy, say it isn't so!"

"Girl, in 'dis world if you takes a shit 'den you lies down in it."

Whoa...an epiphany.

Karen dreamed that night of covering the kitchen floor in feces and then lying in it and making snow angels; for the first time in weeks she had something to look forward to, something to live for.