Sung to "Where oh Where has My Little Dog Gone?"

Oh, where, oh where
Has Rob Singer done gone?
Oh where, oh where can he be?
With his schlong too short
And his tooth too long
Oh where, oh where can he be?
I think he went down
To casinos... Right?!
To see what he could see
And in his hand
Was a pic so fake
I wondered whose could it be?