Originally Posted by redietz View Post
Look, kewlJ is a proven, known liar. It's not a big stretch for his absurd nonsense about the best proof being no proof. Trust him. He knows all. He knows who wins. He knows who loses. He knows how everything works.

At best, he's a low level blackjack player who has bullshitted about his death, his arm being broken at South Point, his access to inside player info, his amazingly shrewd bonus exploitation under different guises, and who knows what else. It's all ridiculous.

And now it's capped by the best evidence is a lack of evidence .

He's a fucking loon, and he loves taking up our time and gets off on people reading his posts. So don't read his posts. They are 80% nonsense anyway. Go buy a Spider-Man comic instead. Marvel could use the business these days (I own a beat up Amazing Fantasy 15, for those in the know).

Todd actually does the forum a major disservice by allowing this crap. KewlJ was feeding bullshit to Kim Lee to post on top of it all. So kewlJ essentially did an end run around the sock puppet rules.

I'll tell you what. If this neurotic attention whore will promise to leave normal people alone, I'll buy him his own website. He can start his own forum. Kewj's Playhouse. Has a nice ring. Just leave everyone else to reality. In fact, I will check right now to see if that domain name is available. Hold on. Yeah, it's one cent. I think I can afford that. Let me check. Yes, Regions Bank says I have that covered. Wait. Three years is $45. I think I can afford that, also.

Let's start a poll. Should I buy KewlJsPlayhouse.com (like Peewee's, only less classy)? What kind of content would be useful? Please chime in with your thoughts and prayers.

And besides, it'll be a hoot when people try to Google "KewlJ," and they are taken to the KewlJsPlayhouse site. Maybe provide links to Philippino "bakla" and some Professional Liar's Club clips. We can also feature a weekly column on how KewlJ wears a cloak of invisibility to play blackjack and hang out in men's rooms. Nobody ever notices him.

If you have some ideas, please list them.
Red, has Druff recieved your credit card information yet. We've been waiting quite a while. If Druff hasn't received it yet could you give us an ETA on when he will receive it? We await eagerly to see your proven credit score is. It means so much to us.

Oh, and as for best liar on VCT I have someone else in mind instead of KJ.